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Status: He slow danced with a girl I don't like tonight. I cried and ran to the bathroom. He likes her. She was flirting even though she has a bf. I

Member Since: 5 Jun 2012 03:10pm

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taxie109
posted a quote
November 15, 2012 6:03pm UTC

I hate when people say follow for a follow. We can follow whoever we want.
Because if you are really that desperate for a follow, go on twitter.
Maybe you'll get a follow. If not, I don't really want to hear it. I am not that kind of person.
Read the red, then light purple, light blue, bright green, dark blue, dark blue-green, then orange.

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taxie109
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November 7, 2012 9:39pm UTC

I just saw an ad that said "Cute today, gone tomorrow!". I instantly thought "Obviously they mean me!" "Today they see me, tomorrow I'm taken! Mwahahaha!!!!!". I love my thoughts sometimes. Sometimes I cheer myself up! Lol

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taxie109
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November 7, 2012 9:35pm UTC

If someone ruffles my hair on a good hair day (or any day), i ask them if they would like to keep their hand on their body. They stop. "Good choice" I say.

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taxie109
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November 4, 2012 9:35pm UTC

I just saw an add that said,"Agents are searching........ Will they spot you?". The first thing I thought of was," Oh crap, what did I do to make the government look for me?!". Then I saw the photos of the babies. Ohhhh.

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taxie109
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October 30, 2012 7:52pm UTC

Should I make a series of Mr. Blair stories? They will probably last about 2 more years.

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taxie109
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October 30, 2012 7:47pm UTC

Another Mr. Blair story.
He walked past McKenzie.
He took her art box/pouch thing and he tossed it into the hall.
He took her math book and tossed it into the hall.
He took her notebook and tossed it into the hall.
He took each book and notebook and individually tossed them out into the hall.
I took my books and put them in my lap.
I luv Mr. Blair! Lol

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taxie109
posted a quote
October 29, 2012 8:46pm UTC

When you're weak, I'll be strong.
When you let go, I'll hold on.
Just take my hand, together we can do it.
I'm gonna love you through it.
*I sang to my fridge when it was emptied.*
:)

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taxie109
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October 28, 2012 3:36pm UTC

Will you be my everything?
Will you love me until the end?
Will you live with me forever?
Will you?
<3

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taxie109
posted a quote
October 25, 2012 10:39pm UTC

Shout out to xPerfectlyxImperfectx
This girl is so nice and amazing! Follow her! :)

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taxie109
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October 25, 2012 10:33pm UTC

Steve just told me to "slow down my friend". Steve.......... Steve, oh Steve. If you were my friend, you wouldn't be telling me to slow down when I try to add one smiley face. NEVER tell this girl to slow down when she doesn't want to hear it. Or see it. Haha Jk talk to me.

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taxie109
posted a quote
October 24, 2012 10:06pm UTC

I love you. You don't know me. I sound like a stalker. You're 18, I'm 13. Go me. F***ing fall in love with a guy 5 years older. We don't even know each other. I'm want to die because he has a girlfriend.

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taxie109
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October 24, 2012 9:41pm UTC

I just found out that the guy ,I immediately fell in love with, on Witty has a girlfriend. I feel........ sad, alone, about ready to start cutting. I've never done it, but it looks like a way to forget about the knife in my heart. I will probably cry myself to sleep tonight, knowing the guy I felt a jolt of happiness for, has a girlfriend that he loves. I want to tear her apart, but I know that will do the exact same to him. She better know how lucky she is. We've never met, but I love him. It was fate that led me to his page. <3

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taxie109
posted a quote
October 19, 2012 10:22pm UTC

I miss you.
And you only.
The weirdest part is, you are already here.

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taxie109
posted a quote
October 19, 2012 7:43pm UTC

I could say...........
I got a boyfriend! I got a boyfriend!
But I won't, because he's mine.
And I am his.
We are two puzzle pieces that fit together perfectly,
even though we're opposites.
<3
Read the red from bottom to top.

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taxie109
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 10:20pm UTC

My phone just rang for a text. I looked for it. I realized it was coming from my cat. He slept on my phone. It rang it's highest volume, but he only woke up when my fingertip just barely brushed his fur. Unbelievable, Liam. Lol
~true story

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taxie109
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October 4, 2012 10:21pm UTC

So, Mr. Blair. He walked into the choir class across the hall.
I didn't hear him come in, so when I turned and saw him next to me, I jumped.
He told Jerrica to sing.
Jerrica: Right now? In front of everyone? *there are only 6 kids in 7th grade choir*
Mr. Blair: Yes. Right now.*takes a bite out of his trix bar*
Jerrica: Okay. *sings*
Mr. Blair: *after Mrs. Core, music teacher, walks in.* *In the middle of her song* Bye.
Me: *Hahahaha!*

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taxie109
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October 4, 2012 10:12pm UTC

Okay. So my teacher, Mr. Blair. His classroom is connected to a different one.
He has a laser pointer for his slides on notes.
Sometimes, he points the laser into the other classroom.
The teacher in the other classroom now thinks that one of her students has a laser pointer.
She thinks they turn it on during class.
Mr. Blair: Shhhhh. She doesn't have to know.
The class: Okay! *start giggling*
Teacher: *walks into our classroom* What's going on in here?
All of us+ Mr. Blair: Nothing!

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taxie109
posted a quote
October 3, 2012 10:38pm UTC

L O L = Litter Our Lives,
But........
P U T = Pick Up Trash.
Make the world a better place for us! <3

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taxie109
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October 2, 2012 10:25pm UTC

Okay. I'm befuzzled.
If an eraser is meant to erase pencil marks,
why can we write on them with a pencil?
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Does that look like a pencil?

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taxie109
posted a quote
October 1, 2012 9:32pm UTC

Guess what? I know how to make a bunch of little kids shut up. Just tell all of them to "catch a bubble". They will then puff out their cheeks. Guess what? Dead silence. Because all of them are holding their lips together, keeping the air in. Teehee! It's such a nice way of saying "shut up".
:)

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