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  1. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 9:02pm UTC
    *painting your nails*
    one hand: perfect.
    other hand: looks like a blind cat did it.

  2. SportsLover004 SportsLover004
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    I woNder if anyone has ever walked past me and gone;
    'wow she's beautiful'

    format by sandrasaurus

  3. DuckAddictant DuckAddictant
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    I f I have 10 chocholate cakes,
    And someone asks me for 1, How many chocolate cakes do I have left?
    Thats right, 10.

  4. Belma_ Belma_
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 1:32pm UTC
    Girl: "Dad, I am a lesbian."
    Sister: "Me too dad."
    Dad: "So no one here likes guys?!?!?!"
    Son: "i do."

  5. ConverseLover ConverseLover
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 4:26pm UTC
    NEVER INSULT A GIRL'S MUSIC
    It was the only thing that was there for her when everyone else
    left
    formFormatnf format credit:ConverseLover

  6. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 3:09pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    Is "ugh" an emotion?
    Because I feel it all the time.

  7. thinkpink6360 thinkpink6360
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    attractive person: hi
    me: why are you making fun of me

  8. She She
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 10:41am UTC
    other girls: i love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me
    me: i love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready

  9. unitopia25 unitopia25
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 5:16pm UTC
    Who else
    hates the way their voice sounds in recordings?

  10. Colgate Colgate
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 4:16pm UTC
    Going to a friend's house:
    Normal People: Oh what a lovely home this is!
    Me: What's your wifi password?

  11. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 10:24am UTC
    SUMMER 2 0 1 2;«
    No school. Sleepovers. Tanning. Beaches. Water fights. Tank tops. Flip flops.
    Lemonade. Summer romances. Sunglasses. Taking Pictures. Late nights.
    Bikinis. Ice-cream. Memories. Warm air. Camps. Short shorts. Sleeping in.
    SUMMER BREEZE. TAN LINES. BELLY TOPS. SAND CASTLES. LONG HAIR.
    MUD FIGHTS. BONFIRES. SLUSHIES. POOL PARTIES. SUN KISSED HAIR.
    PALM TREES. BARBEQUES. BLUE SKIES. HOT GUYS. CONCERTS.
    MAKE IT COUNT♥

  12. YhuKnowYhuWantSummaDis YhuKnowYhuWantSummaDis
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 3:13pm UTC
    I wonder ...
    How many strangers have taken a photo with me in the background.

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 8:20pm UTC
    Oh, I'm a few minutes late to class?
    Please, stare at me like I just killed five people.

  14. brianamae brianamae
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    WELCOMEto the Karma Cafe. There are no menus you get served what you deserve.
    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - not my format

  15. 2CuteForU 2CuteForU
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    let us all take a moment,
    and be thankful that
    spiders can't fly

  16. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 2:26pm UTC
    That moment when
    You can actually feel the pain in your chest
    from seeing or hearing
    something that breaks your heart...

  17. SayingWhatMeFeel SayingWhatMeFeel happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 5:12am UTC
    It seems like...
    I'm the only teenager that enjoys reading.
    I LOVE it when you find the right book series and you read for hours and hours at a time. And you fall so in love with the characters you feel like you know them in real life.
    PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE!
    Tell me i'm not the only one who loves reading.
    :]
    Comment your favorite book/series below. Just curious :]
    the only

  18. shooting_stars shooting_stars
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    Number of people that find me attractive:
    -1
    Number of people that find my best friend attractive:
    549342

  19. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    Me: I'll turn my iPod on shuffle!
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: Yes.

  20. _kidsinlove _kidsinlove
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    Zack & Cody graduated
    Hannah Montana is going to college
    Lizzie McGuire had a baby
    Harry Potter is married with kids
    Probably time for me to
    stop laughing when people say "poop"

:)

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