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awesomeness...*

Status: im just sad .-.

Member Since: 25 Apr 2013 01:12pm

Last Seen: 18 May 2015 01:34pm

Birthday: July 24

Location: NYC b*tch!

Gender: F

user id: 358318

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HEY! WELCOME TO MY PROFILE!

I am just a random person that likes funny stuff


Follow me on Facebook: Tanzia Lane
Follow on Twitter: @dieyoung1122
Follow on Google Plus: +TanzinaAfroz (or just search "tanzina afroz" lol)





>>cat acting like a dog lolololol>>I love dogs, they are so ... wait a minuteA Nightmare of Sesame Street.How I feel right now studyingSo that's how BMO does itFree hugs!<<<CAN I GET A HUG??Forgot to how to dog... so I dance <<<<THIS IS JUST TOO ADORABLE!!!
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  1. awesomeness...* awesomeness...*
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 2:51pm UTC
    DID YOU KNOW?
    THE WORD "GLASS" HAS A.SS IN IT?

  2. awesomeness...* awesomeness...*
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 7:49am UTC
    Clifford the big red dog has problems
    as a puppy he was way too small
    and then when he growed up he was too big

  3. awesomeness...* awesomeness...*
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 6:39am UTC
    Guy: witty profiles is boring
    guy: everybody steals qoutes
    me: punches guy in the face
    me: that's for saying its boring
    me: punches him again
    me: I guess they do steal quotes but u r mean so that's what the punch for

  4. awesomeness...* awesomeness...*
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2013 5:57am UTC
    WHEN YOU GO TO CHECK OUT YOUR QUOTE AND YOU FIND SOMETHING SPELLED WRONG IN IT.....
    LET THE ENGLISH LESSONS BEGIN!

  5. awesomeness...* awesomeness...*
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2013 5:55am UTC
    I FEEL BAD FOR PEOPLE WHO WERE BORN IN CHRISTMAS BECAUSE THEY GET CHEATED OUT OF GIFTS:
    MOM: HERE SWEETY, THIS COUNTS FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY PRESENT AND YOUR CHRISTMAS PRESENT!
    KID: *SIGHS SADLY*

  6. awesomeness...* awesomeness...*
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 8:17pm UTC
    HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO MAD THAT YOU JUST WANNA PICK UP A RANDOM PERSOPN AND JUST PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE SOOOO FRICKEN HARD AND SAY " YOU STUPID B.ITCH!"

  7. awesomeness...* awesomeness...*
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 8:14pm UTC
    abbreviations were invented because someone was too lazy to write the whole word.

  8. awesomeness...* awesomeness...*
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 6:58pm UTC
    THIS IS HOW MY LITTLE COUSIN ORDERED PIZZA....
    cousin: hello! Can you give me pizza with pepperoni......
    phone person: sorry this is Fed Ex, we don't take pizza orders
    cousin: don't you guys deliver things and stuff?? Now get me pizza!

  9. awesomeness...* awesomeness...*
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 6:39pm UTC
    in my house, if you breathe, your'e gonna be in trouble.
    ( sorry i havent written quotes ina long time!)

  10. awesomeness...* awesomeness...*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 1:14am UTC
    *me when cleaning my room*
    me: alright now im gonna take this stuff and put it all under the bed!

  11. awesomeness...* awesomeness...*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 9:03pm UTC
    when health advertisements say "drink water instead of sugary drinks", we are drinking water, soda is made of water so we are basically drinking water right there!

  12. awesomeness...* awesomeness...*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 8:55pm UTC
    DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK THEY SING GOOD BUT THEY SING HORRIBLE WHEN PEOPLE ARE LISTENING?

  13. awesomeness...* awesomeness...*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 8:20pm UTC
    I DON'T KNOW WHY PEOPLE HATE RAIN SO MUCH I MEAN- OMFG THE INTERNET JUST WENT OUT!!!!! I HATE YOU RAIN!!!!

  14. awesomeness...* awesomeness...*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 7:53pm UTC
    I BET YOUR'E THINKING OF FOOD OR THINKING OF A QUOTE TO ADD RIGHT NOW!

  15. awesomeness...* awesomeness...*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 7:28pm UTC
    DOES ANYONE ELSE JUST LOOK AT THEIR QUOTES AND YOUR'E LIKE
    "WOW"

  16. awesomeness...* awesomeness...*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 7:23pm UTC
    I HAVE A FEELING PEOPLE FROM CANADA THAT CAN SING GOOD ARE GONNA BE THE MOST AWESOMEST SUPERSTARS, THINK ABOUT IT..... JUSTIN BIEBER,MACKLEMORE.......

  17. awesomeness...* awesomeness...*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 7:13pm UTC
    here's how to make advertisements awesome!
    * put your'e TV on mute, then play your favorite song as loud as you can!
    watch as the characters on TV are singing your'e favorite song!!

  18. awesomeness...* awesomeness...*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 7:06pm UTC
    ME WHEN GETTING 1 FAVE ON WITTY PROFILES BACK THEN:
    ME: OMFG, WATCH OUT IM SOOO WITTY FAMOUS :P
    ME WHEN GETING 1 FAVE ON WITTY NOW:
    ME: C'MON! YOU COULD DO BETTER PEOPLE!

  19. awesomeness...* awesomeness...*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 7:02pm UTC
    YES, UM I JUST WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU LOV SCHOOL??
    NO? WELL THANK YOU FOR
    YOUR TIME!

  20. awesomeness...* awesomeness...*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 6:56pm UTC
    CAN YOU NAME A ANIMAL THAT STARTS WITH "N"?
    *DO NOT LOOK IT UP IN GOOGLE! *
    WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR ANSWER SCROLL DOWN :)
    nothing!

:)

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