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awesomeness...*

Status: im just sad .-.

Member Since: 25 Apr 2013 01:12pm

Last Seen: 18 May 2015 01:34pm

Birthday: July 24

Location: NYC b*tch!

Gender: F

user id: 358318

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HEY! WELCOME TO MY PROFILE!

I am just a random person that likes funny stuff


Follow me on Facebook: Tanzia Lane
Follow on Twitter: @dieyoung1122
Follow on Google Plus: +TanzinaAfroz (or just search "tanzina afroz" lol)





>>cat acting like a dog lolololol>>I love dogs, they are so ... wait a minuteA Nightmare of Sesame Street.How I feel right now studyingSo that's how BMO does itFree hugs!<<<CAN I GET A HUG??Forgot to how to dog... so I dance <<<<THIS IS JUST TOO ADORABLE!!!
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  1. awesomeness...* awesomeness...*
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2014 10:15pm UTC
    ME: I'm actually happy right now.
    LIFE: LOL, give me one sec.

  2. awesomeness...* awesomeness...*
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2014 6:16pm UTC
    god made every person different...
    HE GOT TIRED BY THE TIME HE GOT
    TO CHINA

  3. awesomeness...* awesomeness...*
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2014 8:51pm UTC
    hey guys!
    just wanted to say that I changed my username to
    "wild_tanz :P"
    I'LL MAKE MORE QUOTES SOON!

  4. awesomeness...* awesomeness...*
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2014 10:31am UTC
    seven
    crappy
    hours
    of
    our
    lives

  5. awesomeness...* awesomeness...*
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 1:10pm UTC
    I just found out that karmas not the
    only b*tch,
    gravity's a b*tch too.

  6. awesomeness...* awesomeness...*
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2014 10:25am UTC
    I don't have a dirty mind,
    I just have a sexy imagination.

  7. awesomeness...* awesomeness...*
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2014 10:59pm UTC
    If we were on a sinking ship, and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much.

  8. awesomeness...* awesomeness...*
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2014 10:57pm UTC
    Most of the time... when your'e crying, nobody notices your tears.
    Most of the time... when your'e worried, nobody feels your pain.
    Most of the time... when your'e happy, nobody sees your smile.
    But when you fart just one time...

  9. awesomeness...* awesomeness...*
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2014 10:36pm UTC
    Let's give it up for the people
    who live in
    New York City!!!!
    (like me :) )

  10. awesomeness...* awesomeness...*
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2013 7:29pm UTC
    AH, 2014....
    Another year where it's time to make resolutions and never EVER do them

  11. awesomeness...* awesomeness...*
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 6:34pm UTC
    RELATIONSHIP STATUS:
    ( ) Single
    ( ) In a relationship
    ( ) Married
    ( ) Engaged
    ( ) Divorced
    ( X ) Waiting for a miracle

  12. awesomeness...* awesomeness...*
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 6:30pm UTC
    I can't taste my lips.....
    can you do it for me??

  13. awesomeness...* awesomeness...*
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2013 9:00pm UTC
    I hate when people see me at the supermarket and theyr'e like:
    "hey, what are you doing here?"and I'm like:
    "oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

  14. awesomeness...* awesomeness...*
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2013 8:56pm UTC
    BEING SINGLE IS SMARTER THAN BEING
    IN THE WRONG RELATIONSHIP.

  15. awesomeness...* awesomeness...*
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2013 8:54pm UTC
    3 most diffcult things to do in the world:
    1. you can't count your hair.
    2. you can't wash your eyes with soap.
    3. you can't breathe with your tongue out.
    Now please put your tongue back inside.

  16. awesomeness...* awesomeness...*
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2013 8:50pm UTC
    I MEANT TO BEHAVE BUT THERE WERE TOO MANY
    OPTIONS.

  17. awesomeness...* awesomeness...*
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 5:09pm UTC
    SORRY, I CAN'T TODAY
    My sister's friend's mother's granpa's brother's grandson's
    uncle's fish died. And yes, it was tragic.

  18. awesomeness...* awesomeness...*
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 5:06pm UTC
    how to tell people their breath stinks without being rude:
    wow, I'm bored, let's go brush our teeth!

  19. awesomeness...* awesomeness...*
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 5:04pm UTC
    I DON'T LIKE MORNING PEOPLE
    OR MORNINGS....
    OR PEOPLE.....

  20. awesomeness...* awesomeness...*
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 4:59pm UTC
    ONE MINUTE OF KISSING BURNS 26 CALORIES,
    NO WONDER THE POPULAR GIRLS ARE
    SO SKINNY!

:)

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