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awesomeness...*

Status: im just sad .-.

Member Since: 25 Apr 2013 01:12pm

Last Seen: 18 May 2015 01:34pm

Birthday: July 24

Location: NYC b*tch!

Gender: F

user id: 358318

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HEY! WELCOME TO MY PROFILE!

I am just a random person that likes funny stuff

Follow me on Facebook: Tanzia Lane
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>>cat acting like a dog lolololol>> I love dogs, they are so ... wait a minute

I love dogs, they are so ... wait a minute

<<<CAN I GET A HUG?? Forgot to how to dog... so I dance

<<<<THIS IS JUST TOO ADORABLE!!!
cute animated GIF

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posted a quote
May 18, 2015 1:25pm UTC

"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind..."
-Mahatma Ghandi (my favorite quote)

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posted a quote
May 18, 2015 1:21pm UTC

Life problems #5
When you turn on the shower and step in and the water's like -3,000,000,000 degrees Celcius ...

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posted a quote
May 18, 2015 8:43am UTC

Life Problems #4
When you are sooooo comfy in bed but then you have to pee but then your'e so comfortable...

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posted a quote
May 15, 2015 1:22pm UTC

Life Problems #3
When your friends dont laugh at your joke and you just look at them like "wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf, this is funny!!! WTF WTF WTF WTF!!!!!!!!"....

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posted a quote
May 14, 2015 8:40am UTC

Life Problems #2
When it takes forever for you to find the right outfit in the morning and then your late for school...

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posted a quote
May 13, 2015 1:41pm UTC

LOOKING BACK AT YOUR OLD QUOTES AND YOUR LIKE
"WTF...."

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posted a quote
May 13, 2015 1:28pm UTC

Life Problems #1
When you can't read your own handwriting...

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posted a quote
January 7, 2015 12:46pm UTC

I feel like Bing is being really rejected when I searched Google on it.....

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posted a quote
December 18, 2014 12:03pm UTC

Hey guys!
check out my new adorable Pokemon GIF! iT'S SOO CUTE :)
btw, riddles(annica) isn't online much because shes kinda sick so please give her a while, She has a bad fever (no, she does not have ebola lol) so thanks for waiting.

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posted a quote
December 3, 2014 11:30am UTC

HONESTLY,
I just go to school to hang out with my friends

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posted a quote
November 21, 2014 12:05pm UTC

I LOVE SLEEP
BECAUSE IT'S LIKE A TIME MACHINE TO BREAKFAST

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posted a quote
November 7, 2014 8:57pm UTC

Hey! I just wanted to say that I made a new website and it's filled with scary stories and if you like scary stories or playing games to reach the dead and read creepy stories and legends, go on this website, I would appreciate it if you do! Thank you so much! :) :P Scaryzone.weebly.com

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posted a quote
November 5, 2014 12:02pm UTC

Hey guys!
I know it's been a long time since I posted quotes but just wanted to say I told my friend about Witty and she's made an account called "riddles" so I would appreciate it if you visit her page! Thank you! Love you huys. I'll try to make quotes soon! :)

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posted a quote
June 12, 2014 6:13pm UTC

TO THE PEOPLE WHO SAY
"Am I the only one who..."
NO.
YOU LIVE IN A WORLD WITH
SEVEN
F*CKING
BILLION
PEOPLE
NO, YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY
F*CKING ONE!

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posted a quote
June 6, 2014 8:53pm UTC

when you hear your parents pulling into the drivway
and you haven't done one job they've asked you to do
credit: 9gag

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posted a quote
June 4, 2014 1:44pm UTC

hanging out with my new boyfriend
his mom tackles him on the couch and they start wrestling
credit: 9gag

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posted a quote
June 4, 2014 1:15pm UTC

when you've asked someone to repeat themselves three times
and you still don't know what they said

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posted a quote
May 30, 2014 10:33pm UTC

IT SEEMS LIKE EVERYONE'S IN LOVE OR IN A RELATIONSHIP
BUT I'M JUST HERE LIKE
"I LIKE THAT TREE, THAT'S A
NICE TREE..."

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posted a quote
May 23, 2014 9:57pm UTC

I DON'T KNOW WHY PEOPLE FIND DRUNK
TEXTS ANNOYING. YOUR THE ONLY
PERSON THEY CAN THINK OF WHEN THEIR
BRAINS CAN'T EVEN
FUNCTION PROPERLY

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posted a quote
May 13, 2014 10:17pm UTC

WHEN YOU TRY AND SECRETLY TAKE A PICTURE OF SOMEONE
AND THE FLASH GOES OFF

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