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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 1:48pm UTC
    my mom and dad never gave me "the talk"
    as a child. they must've known how unattractive and unsociable i would become.

  2. finding_nemo finding_nemo
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 7:27pm UTC
    *My brother's friend got another tattoo*
    Me: Now you can't give blood.
    brother's friend: I know that's why I got it.
    brother's friend: I hate needles.
    Can we just let this sink in?

  3. Waffle Waffle
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 6:00pm UTC
    I think its time to shave my legs
    "MOTHER, FETCH THE LAWN MOWER"

  4. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 8:41pm UTC
    I passed a real gentleman in Boston a few weeks ago.
    Dude (into cellphone): I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR F//CKING JAW. THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU, DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR F//CKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK--hold on, give me a second. There's a lady walking by.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. mars* mars*
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 3:31pm UTC
    ✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎
    Its not that I hate you or anything,
    Its just I'd rather spend my time eating than talking to you.
    ✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎
    cookiedoughformats

  7. mars* mars*
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2014 7:56am UTC
    when i get away with not doing homewok i be like

  8. dallydude dallydude
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2014 7:29am UTC
    Animals are people you can eat.

  9. sunset48 sunset48
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2014 10:55am UTC
    WAIT
    Is that... Ice cream?

  10. McDreamer* McDreamer*
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2014 4:28pm UTC
    The biggest lie i tell
    myself is:
    '' I'm only going to eat
    one slice of
    pizza.''

  11. mars* mars*
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2014 6:58pm UTC
    My problem is I want to talk to people but I'm scared to say something
    if you didnt already notice this means talk to me ya bunch of dumb salamis
    nmf

  12. unknown.* unknown.*
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2014 4:26am UTC
    why would I want to change my profile picture when this cat is perfect?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. Ellmo Ellmo
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2014 4:11pm UTC
    Who else appreciates the fact that
    when you scroll over "Witty" at the
    top of the page, there's little animated ice cream cones?

  15. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2014 6:06pm UTC
    Moats and boats, and waterfalls.
    Alleyways and payphone calls,
    I've been everywhere with you.
    gif is from tumblr.

  16. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2014 7:46pm UTC
    'Cause you're a sky,
    'cause you're a sky full of stars
    I wanna die in your arms

  17. cacti * cacti *
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2014 9:28am UTC
    "Snow was falling,
    so much like stars
    filling the dark trees
    that one could easily imagine
    its reason for being was nothing more
    than prettiness.”
    ― Mary Oliver


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. Blurryface* Blurryface*
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2014 10:05pm UTC
    from a tiny spark may burst a mighty flame

:)

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