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  1. irocktheconverse13 irocktheconverse13
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 12:11pm UTC
    B r b
    Putting all my single socks on match.com
    gorgeous justdropitlikeitshot format.

  2. lalalexy lalalexy
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 5:07pm UTC
    Hey , what's up ? :)
    Oh , hey ! I'm texting the most beautiful girl in the world!
    Awhh , thats cute :)
    Yeah , but she's not answering.... Soooo I'm texting you.... xD
    Oh, I see how it is......

  3. lillyann_13 lillyann_13
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 4:13pm UTC
    If Facebook really did have
    a dislike button, some serious
    drama would go down.
    .

  4. SmileyKelsea SmileyKelsea
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 4:59pm UTC
    "K"
    Wow. Way to kill the conversation there buddy.

  5. lillyann_13 lillyann_13
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 4:32pm UTC
    Admit it.
    you once made a little kid cry, and then you
    made them laugh so you wouldn't get in trouble.

  6. theused_x theused_x
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 3:07pm UTC
    Friend: hey, remember when you had a crush on....
    Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA, SHUT UP!

  7. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 11:02pm UTC
    i get it.
    i'm not that important to you.

  8. ThatOneGirlNamedEmily ThatOneGirlNamedEmily
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 3:49pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  9. xobelllaaox xobelllaaox
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 9:41pm UTC
    it's not jason derulo, it's ;
    JAAAASSOOOON
    DERRUUULLLLLO.
    with tone.

  10. Jade672 Jade672 happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 8:11am UTC
    "Was that lightning?"
    "no, they're taking pictures for google earth!"
    format by: h0peful

  11. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 7:53pm UTC
    ending 2011 single.
    WHAT A SHOCKER.

  12. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 3:17pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  13. lexidanielle_xo lexidanielle_xo
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 6:44pm UTC
    I CAN FEEL YOU FORGETTING ME.

  14. smilesANDtears smilesANDtears
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 12:37pm UTC
    Another month.
    Another year.
    Another smile.
    Another tear.
    Another winter,
    and summer too,
    but there can never
    be another you.

  15. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 4:24pm UTC
    When is the best time to tell someone you love them?
    Before someone else does.

  16. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 8:41pm UTC
    ore
    I'm sorry,but I don't like you.
    It's ok,I'm used to it.

  17. MyPaperHeartBleedsForYou MyPaperHeartBleedsForYou
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 12:01am UTC
    So last night ;
    Iwas at theguy
    I like's house.
    And he left the couch to go help his mom with
    something .
    And while he was gone , I played barbie with
    his little sister .
    Then the next thing I know , She looks up at
    Me and says "My big brother loves you ."
    Shocked , I asked " How do you know that .?"
    Then I smiled.
    She looked at me , with the most serious face
    And replys ; Well he has this Spider Man toy ;
    And he never lets me play with it !
    So I ask mommy why , and she said ;
    That You gave it to my big brother."
    Smiling I said , " Alanna , I gave that to him
    When I was 5 years old. I'm sure he'll let you
    Play with it .
    She Looked at me with a gleam in her eyes
    And said , " Sometimes I catch my brother
    Cuddling in bed with it . But shhh ! Don't tell
    him !
    Just then her brother walked into the room ,
    In silence , Alanna walked over to him ,
    Grabbed his hand , brought him over to me ,
    Made him hold my hand .
    Then she smiled and in her tiney little voice
    she said ;
    " Garhett pinkey promise me something ."
    He smiled at her and said "Anything kiddo ;
    wassup.?"
    Then Alanna looked at me, then back to her
    Brother and said ,
    "marry her"
    Then her brother grabbed her little pinkey and
    Replied ;
    I Pinkey Promise I will.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  19. orangemonkeys orangemonkeys
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 7:29pm UTC
    best christmas card ever:
    Forget about the past- you can't change it. Forget about the future- you can't predict it. Forget about the present- I didn't buy you one.
    Merry Christmas!♥

  20. Jade672 Jade672 happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 9:06pm UTC
    "ARE YOU STUPID OR SOMETHING?"
    "Something.."

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