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Hey People, Olivia is not using witty anymore so its her BFF instead. My name will be unknown cuz i dnt know you sooo you'll just have to get to know me better. :] My favorite color is blue! Oh and Btw I am going to be a famous singer one day! :) Talk to me and i will talk to you... no fakes though. oh and if your gunna be mean then go away...I think every person on this planet, well besides perverts and rapists. Anyways every person on the world are BEAUTIFUL. And do not EVER let anyone EVER tell you otherwise.   

i like to flirt ALOT, so be caucious!!

  1. tHebEsTniNjamOnstEryEwknOw tHebEsTniNjamOnstEryEwknOw
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2011 8:35am UTC
    I love you. The three words I would never lie to you about, You tell me that I don't love you, but what you dont understand, I would go to the end of the world and get shot in the heart just to be with you and protect you. You mean so god dam much to me(beiver dam duh) and I would NEVER lie about how much I love you. I hope you know that. <3

  2. tHebEsTniNjamOnstEryEwknOw tHebEsTniNjamOnstEryEwknOw
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2011 9:06am UTC
    When I am with you, All I can do is smile.
    You bring out feelings I have not had in so long, I can't help but fall head over heels for you!
    When we kissed , I can still play in my head that one special moment in my head over and over again each night as I fall asleep.
    I just want to be with you, For as long as I live, I know it might sound crazy but it's true.
    I love you babe!

  3. tHebEsTniNjamOnstEryEwknOw tHebEsTniNjamOnstEryEwknOw
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    May 26, 2011 9:00am UTC
    I've never been a person who makes people cry, but i made a mess here and i left you there to cry alone. I am so sorry, I just can't be in love with you. You hurt me so i hurt you more. </3

  4. tHebEsTniNjamOnstEryEwknOw tHebEsTniNjamOnstEryEwknOw
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2011 8:55am UTC
    Ok so it's on and off with you kid! I mean one second you f***ing hate my guts and the next you tell me you love me! I really do wish I could figure you out, because for some odd reason, no matter what you do or say to me, i always come back to you...

  5. tHebEsTniNjamOnstEryEwknOw tHebEsTniNjamOnstEryEwknOw
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2011 8:51am UTC
    Has anyone else been daydreaming about going on American Idol their whole life?
    Cause I sure do! (:

  6. tHebEsTniNjamOnstEryEwknOw tHebEsTniNjamOnstEryEwknOw
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2011 10:48pm UTC
    You could say i have gone through alot of sh.t but one thing i do know is all of the mistakes I made and will make in the future,makes me stronger!

  7. tHebEsTniNjamOnstEryEwknOw tHebEsTniNjamOnstEryEwknOw
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2011 11:13am UTC
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  8. tHebEsTniNjamOnstEryEwknOw tHebEsTniNjamOnstEryEwknOw
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2011 9:00am UTC
    The story starts
    when i met my best friend
    when i all i ever wanted
    was a shoulder to cry on
    she was there
    through thick and thin
    but now she's gone
    and i dont even dare
    to say her name again
    she lied to me
    she broke me
    and she never really
    cared about what i felt
    so as i say this
    i say it out of regret
    i wish we could be friends
    but what you said hurt
    i cant face the fact
    that all you really wanted
    was to not be here
    i move away today
    and i wont say goodbye
    cuz all you did
    was make me cry.

  9. tHebEsTniNjamOnstEryEwknOw tHebEsTniNjamOnstEryEwknOw
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2011 9:06am UTC
    Charlie Sheen is all over the news this week because he is a celebrity drug addict.
    Justin Bieber was all over the news for two days, because he cut his hair.
    While Andrew Wilfahrt (31),
    Brian Tabada (21), Rudolph Hizon (22), Chauncy Mays (25), Christopher Stark (22),
    Kristopher Gould (25), David Fahey (23)
    are all soldiers who gave their lives this week with no media mention.
    Honor THEM by re-posting this.

  10. tHebEsTniNjamOnstEryEwknOw tHebEsTniNjamOnstEryEwknOw
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2011 8:50am UTC
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  11. tHebEsTniNjamOnstEryEwknOw tHebEsTniNjamOnstEryEwknOw
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2011 8:46am UTC
    The worst of it all, is i would have given you anything.
    I would have waited until all hours of the morning just to hear your voice.
    I would have been the one girl you could go to, to tell you how much your not a screw up.
    But now, I won't give you the satisfaction of hurting me.
    I won't wait up for you anymore just to hear your voice.
    And now I can tell you how much you screwed up everything just to be with her at your side.
    I won't miss you, Because you aren't worth my time or my tears.
    Bye to you and your bull Sh*t!

  12. tHebEsTniNjamOnstEryEwknOw tHebEsTniNjamOnstEryEwknOw
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2011 4:05pm UTC
    Hey im bored! any bodies wanna talk!
    Im a very random girl just to give ya a warning! but i love to make ppl smile! yay!

  13. tHebEsTniNjamOnstEryEwknOw tHebEsTniNjamOnstEryEwknOw
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    March 22, 2011 9:00am UTC

  14. tHebEsTniNjamOnstEryEwknOw tHebEsTniNjamOnstEryEwknOw
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    March 21, 2011 9:14am UTC
    This is to EVERYONE who has either been bullied or just don't see themselves as BEAUTIFUL, everyone and i mean EVERYONE is beautiful. You cant let someone bring you down, it makes the situation worse, trust me i know. It happened to me about 2 years ago, i tried changing myself to see if i wouldn't get bullied and all i really did was lose myself in the whole thing, me and my mom had the closest relationship there could be and i ended up ruining it all.
    i want everyone out there to know that you dont have to change to be Beautiful. You are all very much beautiful. And if anyone says other wise then look them in the eye and know that they are not worth changing for. be yourself and you will achieve what many others won't! life. (:

  15. tHebEsTniNjamOnstEryEwknOw tHebEsTniNjamOnstEryEwknOw
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2011 8:44am UTC
    This story touched my heart. :') Long but worthit.<3
    I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.
    The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
    The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'
    Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
    The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
    Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
    The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
    Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
    'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
    She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'
    I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
    But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now.
    I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'
    His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God.
    Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
    My heart nearly stopped.
    The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet.
    I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'
    Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing.
    He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'
    'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'
    Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
    I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
    Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
    'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.'
    I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it.
    There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
    The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'
    Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll,
    so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
    'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much.
    But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
    'My mommy loves white roses.'
    A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
    I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.
    I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
    Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago,
    which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
    The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state.
    The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
    Was this the family of the little boy?
    Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
    I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
    She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
    I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.
    The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
    And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
    Now you have two choices ;
    1) Repost this message.
    2) Or Pretend It Never Tocuhed Your Heart
    credit to filwbgf123

  16. tHebEsTniNjamOnstEryEwknOw tHebEsTniNjamOnstEryEwknOw
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    March 14, 2011 8:41am UTC
    This is beautiful! Try not to cry...
    Sally jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?"
    The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it."
    Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?"
    The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university."
    Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good-bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair.
    "Would you like a lock of his hair?" the nurse asked.
    Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebody else. "I said no at first, but Jimmy said, 'Mom, I won't be using it after I die. Maybe it will help some other little boy spend one more day with his Mom." She went on, "My Jimmy had a heart of gold. Always thinking of someone else. Always wanting to help others if he could."
    Sally walked out of Children's mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on the seat beside her in the car. The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her son's room. She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room exactly where he had always kept them. She laid down across his bed and, hugging his pillow, cried herself to sleep.
    It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Laying beside her on the bed was a folded letter. The letter said:
    "Dear Mom, I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I will ever forget you, or stop loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say I LOVE YOU. I will always love you, Mom, even more with each day. Someday we will see each other again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely, that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know. Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly. And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD! And guess what, Mom? I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him, like I was somebody important. That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good-bye and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom? God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this letter. I think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to you. God said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked Him 'Where was He when I needed him?' "God said He was in the same place with me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is with all His children.
    Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool? I have to give God His pen back now. He needs it to write some more names in the Book of Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm, sure the food will be great.
    Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore. The cancer is all gone. I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that?
    Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me.
    (Let's see Satan stop this one.) Take 60-seconds and repost this, within the hour, you will have caused a multitude of believers to pray to God for each other. Then sit back and feel the Holy Spirit work in your life for doing what you know God loves
    "When you're down to nothing, God is up to something.?

  17. tHebEsTniNjamOnstEryEwknOw tHebEsTniNjamOnstEryEwknOw
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    February 28, 2011 9:04am UTC
    That awkward moment when u randomly say i can look but cant touch when your mom is checking out that same hottie. :)

  18. tHebEsTniNjamOnstEryEwknOw tHebEsTniNjamOnstEryEwknOw
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    January 26, 2011 8:59am UTC
    is that a mirror in ur pocket.
    Cos i can see myself in ur pants. ;D


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