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Hale_Storm18
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November 9, 2012 7:47pm UTC

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ImJustMeh
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October 22, 2012 2:47pm UTC

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LacedRibbon
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October 21, 2012 10:05pm UTC

WHAT TEAM?
WILDCATS!
WHAT TEAM?
WILDCATS!
WHAT TEAM?
WILDCATS!
WILDCATS!
GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME.
nmf

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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notbob101
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October 9, 2012 4:38pm UTC

Admit it, if a boy really did shut you up with a kiss you'd be like
"Um excuse me, I was talking"

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MissAnna
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October 8, 2012 8:13pm UTC

"going to eat lunch, alone. again, of course." i texted him. "eating alone at college is so awkward."
"i'm right there with ya," he replied.
i stared at the strange message,
he wasn't here with me.
"do you mean you sat alone at college once, too? or did you have a lot of friends? i sure don't." i asked.
then i got a facetime call.
"now you won't have to be alone,"
he smiled through the camera.

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xstories_
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October 8, 2012 7:50pm UTC

My first day at a new school we had a
presentation about school bullying.
The presentation revolved around 4 kids
who were bullied and committed suicide.
I couldn't control it any longer.
I ran out of the room bawling.
Some kids thought I was "soft", some kids
thought I just wanted attention.
None of them knew my sister was in that video.
- 6billionsecrets

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Jersey_Girl
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 10:26am UTC

Alright.
It's October *7th*.
It's also 31 degrees farenheit outside right now.
In Jersey.
Anyone else see something wrong with this??

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xXAnnaXx
posted a quote
October 3, 2012 6:52pm UTC

Wittians As Moms #2
*kids sleeping*
Us: Honey wake up! It's 11:11, you need to make a wish!
Our kids: Mom, I was sleeping
Us: Uh oh, it's 11:12, you missed it!
Our kids:
Us:
Our Kids:
Us:
Our kids:
Us: Aren't you gonna, like, flip a table or something?
-my quote. should i keep up the series?

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gracegreene
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October 3, 2012 7:37pm UTC

*Today a lot of people at my school were wearing pink
for a Breast Cancer Awareness Soccer Game.*
One of my teachers: Why's everybody wearing pink today?
Me: On Wednesdays, we wear pink.

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wishicouldfindyou
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October 2, 2012 7:47pm UTC

My concept of time stopped in like
2000.
So if a film was filmed in 1995, i say
'Oh, that's five years ago"
Then I realize it's actually 17

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shulesluvvah*
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September 23, 2012 9:58pm UTC

"Bathtub" spelled backwards is still "bathtub"
...
Okay it's not, but you believed me for a second there.

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NeverForgetYourBeauty
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April 22, 2012 10:52am UTC

My mom thinks witty is full of old men.
Please fave this if you're not an old man.

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BlackButterflies
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September 22, 2012 4:55pm UTC

on the x-factor:
simon: whats your name?
lady: panda
simon: what?!
lady: panda, like the bear.
simon: why were you called panda?
lady: well, my mom was in jail when she had me, and her cell mate was white, and she was black, so they just came up with the name.

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OreoLover
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September 21, 2012 6:43pm UTC

In 2003,
Steve created Witty for all of us.:) Want to see what it looked like back then?:D
http://web.archive.org/web/20030416074540/http://www.wittyprofiles.com/
your welcome.:)

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LolSoTrueQuotes
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September 19, 2012 8:13pm UTC

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jimmy365
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September 17, 2012 4:50pm UTC

j u s t t h i n k o f
all the quotes on witty you haven't seen yet

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ashleylove123
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September 16, 2012 11:26pm UTC

I saw these two old men walk into the bakery today
They were laughing and calling eachother names & then one of them turned to me and said "I've been dealing with this loser for 78 years" as his friend punched him on the shoulder.
this, this is true friendship ♥

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jimmy365
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September 17, 2012 4:58pm UTC

wow, this is a good song
i'm gonna play it on repeat for 4 days until i hate it
♥

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kenefucy4321

posted a quote
September 16, 2012 1:53pm UTC

And who else didn't know that Snow White is only
14?

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