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1. sydney_star
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   October 15, 2012 10:38pm UTC
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2. sydney_star
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   September 6, 2012 7:42pm UTC
   diary entry | day 69
   hi kids! i know it's been i while since i've been able to post my daily life activities! but don't be mad, it's not my fault! i had to spend a few weeks in prison because apparently its not okay to throw fire extinguishers at people. last time i checked, that was a-ok in my dictionary!!!!!!!!!!1 prison was actually kinda fun, i got to watch people take sh.its, and change!!! wow i gotta go bcuz the cops are back to arreest me for killing ppl bai
   
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3. sydney_star
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   September 3, 2012 9:42pm UTC
   YOU GO GLEN COCO.
   
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4. sydney_star
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   September 3, 2012 9:39pm UTC
   taste the rainbow.
   
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5. sydney_star
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   September 3, 2012 9:36pm UTC
   Roses are red
   I have a phone
   Nobody texts me
   FOREVER ALONE.
   
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6. sydney_star
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   September 3, 2012 9:26pm UTC
   Today's Schedule:
   1. Wake up
   2. Go back to sleep.
   3. Wake up.
   4. Eat.
   5. Go back to sleep.
   6. Wake up.
   7. Eat.
   8. Watch tv.
   9. Eat.
   10. Go to sleep.
   
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7. sydney_star
   posted a quote
   August 1, 2012 1:28am UTC
   I have screwed up 75% of my teenage life.
   [ ] Kissed someone before dating
   [X ] Gotten a phone taken away at school
   [x] Gotten caught chewing gum
   [ ] Gotten caught cheating on a test
   Total so far: 2
   [X] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
   [X] Didn't do homework over 5 times
   [X] Turned at least 2 projects in late
   [X] Missed school just because you felt like it
   [X]Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
   Total so far: 7
   [X] Got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school
   [X] Texted people during class
   [x] Passed notes
   [X] Threw stuff across the room
   [X] Laughed at the teacher
   Total so far: 12
   [X] Took pictures during school hours
   [X] Called someone during school hours
   [X] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
   Total so far: 15
   [ ] Threw something at the teacher
   [X] Went outside the classroom without permission
   [x] Broke the dress code
   [ ] Failed a class
   [x] Ate food during class
   Total so far: 18
   [ ] Been called the worst student
   [ ] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
   [X] Didn't take your stuff to school
   [X] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
   Total so far: 20
   [X] Faked your parents signature
   [X] Slept in class
   [X] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
   [X] Copied homework
   [ ] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
   [X] Thrown food in the lunch room
   Total so far: 25
   Multiply by 3 for a total. Post as"I have screwed up % of my teenage life.
   
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8. sydney_star
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   August 1, 2012 1:02am UTC
   if you like flying mammoths you will like carrots dressed up and giraffes in an elephant husk.
   
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9. sydney_star
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   July 31, 2012 2:42am UTC
   Diary Entry | Day 1
   ( Even though I’ve had my account for awhile, I just now started really getting into my witty account. I’m going to share my feelings with all of you because i trust you. you are all so inspirational and i feel touched by you.
   L I T E R A L L Y . )
   ok so today was awesome . i woke up at my usual time of 4 in the morning and went to feed and feel my cats. they give me a vibe that i cant describe.
   woah i rhymed there, eminem will notice me one day..
   anywhooo, after my cat rituals i went and got some food such as;
   porage. beef. cabbage. fried dog.
   those are my favorite foods. ok i’m getting carried away
   let me just tell you whats going on in my life.
   i really like this boy, but he’s my sisters boyfriend. he acts like her loves her. do you guys think its just to make me jealous? i think i saw them wrestling the other day in her room, maybe he was mad at her.
   but at the same time it looked fun. his name is Harold.
   I want to wrestle with Harold some day.
   I’m 11 BTW, in case you guys want to comment some advice.
   Ugh, I’m sorry to cut this short guys , but my mom says I have to get off.
   I love you all, thanks for the support!
   I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD BE WITTY FAMOUS BUT I AM.
   xx
   sydney_star
   
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10. sydney_star
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    July 30, 2012 1:21pm UTC
    format by the_anonym0usxd (don't remove the effing credit or i'll scratch your face with my sexy claws.
    can't hug every cat...
    format by the_an0nym0usxd
    
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11. sydney_star
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    July 30, 2012 1:19pm UTC
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12. sydney_star
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    May 24, 2012 8:03pm UTC
    I like to eat ppoo
    
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13. sydney_star
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    March 23, 2012 9:24pm UTC
    I love that sound you make
    when you shut up.
    nmq credit to hazeleyes5
    
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14. sydney_star
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    If Cinderella' shoe fit perfectly
    Then why did it fall off?
    
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