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*silvergirl*
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 12:10pm UTC

When they ask me what I did this summer what am I supposed to say?
Watched all the Harry potter movies in a row?
Didn't shower for a week?
Used up all my phone data watching youtubers?

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*silvergirl*
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 12:23pm UTC

We will win this for
motha Russia !

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legit7
posted a quote
August 31, 2013 10:03pm UTC

"You're so pretty," they say.
Pretty girls don't spend Friday nights alone in their rooms, like I do.
Pretty girls spend Friday nights out with friends partying.
"You're so pretty," they say.
Pretty girls don't spend hours watching episodes of Girl Code, like I do.
Pretty girls go out to the movies with their friends.
"You're so pretty," they say.
Pretty girls don't eat chocolate and burgers as much as I do.
Pretty girls eat salads and healthy foods.
"You're so pretty," they say.
Pretty girls don't have braces, retainers, or a metal mouth, like I do.
Pretty girls have nice straight teeth.
"You're so pretty," they say.
Pretty girls don't get little to no attention from boys like I do.
Pretty girls get all the attention they want, from any boy they want.
"You're so pretty," they say.
Pretty girls don't think about killing themselves constantly, like I do.
Pretty girls have the time of their lives, loving every moment of it.
"You're so pretty," they say.
"You're so pretty," they say.
not ..........
MY QUOTE.

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#wishicouldgetyouback*
posted a quote
August 5, 2013 4:07pm UTC

Me: You know I'm glad I'm L in shirts and size 12 in jeans.
Society: Why's that?
Me: I get more fabric for the same price!
Society: People like you deserve to be fat.

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macdaddy118
posted a quote
August 3, 2013 12:56am UTC

"They told me that to
make her fall in love,
I had to make her laugh.
But every time she laughs,
I'm the one who falls in love."

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 7:54pm UTC

Just a friendly reminder that
the first thing you ever did was get pushed out your mom's vagîna

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ihearttoast
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 7:30pm UTC

Delena. Damon and Elena forever. If you know what this means...I love you...and you're probably the coolest person in the world.

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lilybye
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 2:50pm UTC

& she put that
B O T T L E T O H E R H E A D A N [x] [x] [x]
» PulLEd The
||||||||||||♥ t r i g g e r

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 4:04am UTC

Attention All Wittians!
I know that many of you out there post quotes about your depression, about your self harm, about your suicidal urges.
You are now being treated like a second class Wittian, having your quotes hidden from feeds, only to be viewed on your profile.
This started about a week ago.
In response, I vote we create a Black Parade.
We need to tell Steve that this is wrong.
That we want our right to have all our quotes viewed, back.
So contact him on Tumblr (www.wittyprofiles.tumblr.com)
Email him! (steve@wittyprofiles.com)
Comment on his profile! (wittyprofiles.com/author/steve
Let him know that you don't appreciate being treated like this, and you refused to stand for it!
Your depression doesn't make you less valuable, to the world, or to this website.
I still love you. And you deserve to be heard, to be seen.
And if you march with me, I must say.
Welcome to the Black Parade.
Founder: ChangeBeautyLove
Cofounder: BrighterThanAnyone

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KeepFighting
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 11:18pm UTC

Why'd you eat?
I was hungry.
Are you sure?
No.
Where you bored?
Yeah.
Do you wanna be fat?
No.
Don't you wanna pretty?
Don't you wanna have a flat stomach?
Don't you wanna have a thigh gap?
Yeah.
Do you wanna know how you can get those things easily?
Yes please.
Don't eat.

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KeepFighting
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 4:20pm UTC

"Are you hungry?"
No, I ate before I came.

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LollingUpHearts
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 3:04am UTC

We choose to be with the wrong person
and then get deceived by them
When the right person arrives
we just stop trusting them

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 20, 2013 4:59pm UTC

When I was about 9, I went to this summer camp. That year, the camp
decided to ban sugar. So, a girl who was about 13 or 14 got a bunch of candy and sugar based products and charged a dollar for it on the side of the playground (where the counselors couldn't see us) and she'd have a bunch of friends act as guards so no one could steal the candy and she was basically a drug dealer without the actual drugs. Long story short, the girl who sold the sugar is now an actual drug dealer

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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*silvergirl*
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 10:26pm UTC

I am never good enough.
I am never pretty enough.
I am never perfect enough.
I am so tired of never being a first choice.

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spence*
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 4:39pm UTC

Sometimes,
the best way to not get your heart broken
is to pretend you don't have one.

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spence*
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 4:32pm UTC

In 7th grade I went to the movies with a boy and in the middle
of it he was like "do you wanna kiss" and I was like
"Excuse me" and he pulled a bag a hershey's kisses out of his coat
DO YOU REALIZE WHAT A GOOD BACKUP PLAN THAT IS?

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Cammie
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 2:10pm UTC

I will never understand why people with iPhones,
feel the need to take pictures in the mirror. There's 2 cameras for a reason.

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KeepFighting
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 8:57pm UTC

I kissed the scars on her skin
>>>>>I still think you're beautiful <<<<<
And I don't ever want to lose
my best friend.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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