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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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BlackButterflies
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February 21, 2013 4:00am UTC

i think that making someone smile is more important than having a thigh gap
i think that spending time with your friends is more important than a flat tummy
i think making great memories is more important than obsessing about my weight.

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kkkwitty
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February 18, 2013 9:31am UTC

Today is the oldest you've ever been, and the youngest you'll ever be again

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hayhayy915
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February 16, 2013 6:25pm UTC

Little Nicole is only 10 years old
She's steady trying to figure why the world is so cold
Why she's not pretty and nobody seems to like her
Alcoholic step-dad always wanna strike her
Yells and abuses, leaves her with some bruises
Teachers ask questions she making up excuses
Bleeding on the inside, crying on the out
It's only one girl really knows what she about
Her name is little Stacy and they become friends
Promise that they always be tight 'til the end
Until one day little Stacy gets shot
A drive by bullet went stray up on her block
Now Nicole stuck up in the world on her own
Forced to think that hell is a place called home
Nothing else to do but get her clothes and pack
She says she's 'bout to run away and never come back.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
February 4, 2013 10:38pm UTC

me: *signs in*
me: oh that's a funny quote
me: *fave*
witty: you need to sign in to add this quote to your favourites
me: go home witty, you're drunk.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 3:34pm UTC

crushes
PHASE I - where i won't shut the
heck up about him but i pretend i
don't like him
PHASE II - where i start to try to
read into what he is saying and
pretend that they like me too
PHASE III - where all hope is lost i
decide they don't like me im a big
loser with a stupid face
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 21, 2013 11:53am UTC

Does anyone ever get that feeling in your chest? Like, when something
sad happens and you can physically fell the pain and you feel your throat becoming thick and your words get caught and you can't really talk and you feel like crying? But, you can't and it just hurts.

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AlNicholas

posted a quote
January 19, 2013 4:45pm UTC

witty acts like it’s such an accepting place when it’s
really not like if you disagree with something
someone else says u get virtually stoned

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 8:33pm UTC

Me in school: I hate you
Me in school: Don't look at me
Me in school: You're a sl.ut
Me in school: You're a sl.ut, too
Me in school: Ew. How do you have a boyfriend?
Me in school: Why are you talking to me?
Me in school: Oh! You're cute
Me in school: Kill me
Me in school: Why am I here?
Me in school: I hate you all
Me in school: Can you not breathe?
Me in school: What. The. Heck. Are. You. Talking. About.
Me in school: If I tilt my chair back far enough, will my hair will touch the ground?
Me in school: Would I get suspended if I called my teacher a ratchet a.ss h.oe?
Me in school: Wake me up when I care.

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happiest*
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 5:08pm UTC

me: sometimes i talk to myself
me: omg same

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LoudButUnheard
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 7:12pm UTC

Why do we call it
truth or dare
when we all know it's really,
"Who do you like"
or
"Awkward sexual task."

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BehindEachSmile
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 11:54am UTC

Bird: I can see you washed your car...
Bird: It would be a shame if someone...
Bird: ..Took a sh/t on it

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Cammie
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 4:54pm UTC

Does anyone remember the Naked Brothers Band?

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LoveMeOutLoud
posted a quote
January 20, 2013 10:36am UTC

ShittNoOneSays:
Hey, did you see my Google+ status?

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Living_Life_Freely
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 12:11pm UTC

Asking me:
Do you like music?
Is like me asking you:
do you like breathing?

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gab*
posted a quote
January 14, 2013 6:13pm UTC

Parents
They can be annoying, unfair, expect too much from you, don't understand you. Sometimes you wish they'd just go away. But once they're gone, they're gone for good. Because so many of my friends and peers have lost one of their parents and seem to be fine, but I couldn't imagine how I would handle losing my mom or dad, let alone at this age. So if both of your parents are still alive, don't take that fact for granite, and appreciate them while their still around. Even though I always forget this I might have it easier than a lot of other kids my age, and though it never seems like it I appreiciate my parents and have no clue what I'd do without them.

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HeyItsTee_X3
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January 12, 2013 9:43pm UTC

Dear student who finished the test in 5 minutes, I HOPE YOU FAIL.
Sincerely, still on the first question.

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michbart4
posted a quote
January 12, 2013 9:27pm UTC

Everytime I accidentally open internet explorer
i feel as though i summoned a dark demon and i need an exorcism to happen

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kooibear
posted a quote
January 11, 2013 5:12pm UTC

I sleep too much. Parent's complain.
Don't sleep enough. Parent's complain.
I eat too much. Parent's complain.
I don't eat enough. Parent's complain.
I'm always in my room. Parent's complain.
I go out too much. Parent's complain.
I just can't win.

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wittyquotesgurl

posted a quote
January 11, 2013 9:00pm UTC

can i try a month trial of being famous

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