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swaggymicrowave

Status: im in a relationship with my toaster oven<3

Member Since: 20 Oct 2012 11:43pm

Last Seen: 24 Dec 2016 10:16pm

Location: Hea Hio, East Korea

Gender: F

user id: 335483

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ê±°ì�¸ì��보고 í�° 기í��!!!!!!!hai! my name is Ae sook!!!!im a blonde asian who is obsessed tiny socks...i love the movie the grudge uhhhhhhhhhh. ooga chaka.my mom loves to knit...oh and i do African dancing for fun i take classes for that every other day for 3 hours kuz i have lots of time on my hands. i have really bad nasal congestion so i stuff ice cubes up my nose to help it go away...i am a single pringle so peace out dawgies...*does duck face*
STUFF ABOUT MEEEEEEEEEE!!!
I am 18 years oldeeee
my best best best friend is the other swaggy guy on witty!!!! forgot his name!!!!!!!! (Swaggin Destiny) !!!
I luv luv luv me mom and my hottie jamaican
GOALS: i waana follow everybody on witty! where do i start BRB I GO GET ME ICEBUBEES
did i mentshun i am a single pringle ready to mingle??
  1. swaggymicrowave swaggymicrowave
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2014 5:19pm UTC
    yo yo yo I'm a swaggy microbabe

  2. swaggymicrowave swaggymicrowave
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2013 8:01pm UTC
    be my sunshine!!!!!!!!!!

  3. swaggymicrowave swaggymicrowave
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 7:33pm UTC
    i like refrgerators

  4. swaggymicrowave swaggymicrowave
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 7:21pm UTC
    Me and my dog <3

  5. swaggymicrowave swaggymicrowave
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 12:13pm UTC
    why is there no yellow kool-aid

  6. swaggymicrowave swaggymicrowave
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 11:51am UTC
    OMZ hi guyz!!! I've been so busy in jamaica and now i wanna go to ireland cuz IM ASIAN irish!!!! hottie jamaican and I say hello to crazy1banana1lady1says1hi cuz she is sooooooo amazing!!! i love life!!!

  7. swaggymicrowave swaggymicrowave
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 7:08pm UTC
    I love hottie jamaican

  8. swaggymicrowave swaggymicrowave
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 7:06pm UTC
    have you ever walked into a room and made a weird noise.

  9. swaggymicrowave swaggymicrowave
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 8:20pm UTC
    OMG GUYZEES! Sorry i havent benn here in a while! so like i met a girl named MICHAEL and i was like WOAH THATS A BOYZE NAME!!! omg!! hot jamaican dont know who dat is but oh well and crazybananaladysayshi omg you killed the frenchfries???

  10. swaggymicrowave swaggymicrowave
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 1:11pm UTC
    Why I a blonde asianess if my parents have blacke hair?????

  11. swaggymicrowave swaggymicrowave
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2012 2:39pm UTC
    Oh hi guyzees! So yestersay i watched "cheers" and it is like totes the best show eva!!! my favrit character is norm he is like SEXY and also i am obsessed with the theme song watever its called so i am gonna post a vid of me singin it on youtube!!!!!!!!!!! PEACE OUT DAWGLIEES

  12. swaggymicrowave swaggymicrowave
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 3:12pm UTC
    Have you ever hung clothes hangers on yur arms and petended to be a christemas tree.

  13. swaggymicrowave swaggymicrowave
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 3:09pm UTC
    I put the "bur" in "burdock"

  14. swaggymicrowave swaggymicrowave
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 8:15pm UTC
    hey guyzees! since i is azian irish i took a trip in my mindd to ireland cuz i has lots of time on my hands cuz i losted my jobee! yayay! so anyway me and my hot jamaican named jacque went there together and hunny it waz WONDERLANDS!!! oh yeah me mom bought me knitting kneedles what do i doees whith them????me cant kniiiiiiit! anyway so so i vant to follow all on witty! NOT A REQUESTY!!! only if ya want a follow!!!!!!!! and everybody plz go visit my bestie named crazy1banana1lady1 or something like that!!!!!! SHE KILLED HER FENCHIE FRIESZIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. swaggymicrowave swaggymicrowave
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 8:12pm UTC
    HEY GUYZEES! ITS MY GOAL TO FOLLOW EVERYONE ON WITTY. IF YOU WANT ME TO I WILL! LEAVE A COMMENT AND I WILL!!!!! :D

  16. swaggymicrowave swaggymicrowave
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 9:07pm UTC
    Worst enemy (tryin to be smart): How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb
    Me: One, two, and a one two three four!

  17. swaggymicrowave swaggymicrowave
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    As me mum once told me "in life, only one can be the weener"

  18. swaggymicrowave swaggymicrowave
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 7:16pm UTC
    I'm Asian Irish

  19. swaggymicrowave swaggymicrowave
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    October 24, 2012 2:58pm UTC
    Omg guyzes!!!! so like i went to afrika to see the great wall of china and i like, met a hot jamaican!! he loved my sing and we was songing it all across the great wall <3 also me mum is ofically a world knitting champion in afrika cuz she came cuz she also hads lots of times on her hands cuz all she does is knitting. hot jamaican say'd he appreciated my blonde asianess and somedays i will bring him to east korea with me. we share ice cubees

  20. swaggymicrowave swaggymicrowave
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 12:06am UTC
    has anyone ever walked into a room and noticed it is 3:71 on a clock.

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