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swagamuffintake2

1. swagamuffintake2
   posted a quote
   January 12, 2015 7:55pm UTC
   sometimes it gets hard to see... so i have to turn the light on 
   
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2. swagamuffintake2
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   September 13, 2013 8:49pm UTC
   *logs on to witty*
   me: uggg i haven't been on in like months
   *scrolls though quotes*
   me:wow, not a lot has changed
   me: urrrr i probably have soo many notifications. ill just get it over with
   *sighs and scrolls up*
   *doesn't see any new notifications *
   me: hmmmm, thats weird. it must be this stupid new i pad. its probably broken.
   *refreshes page*
   me: yup, no notifications . thanks guys. love you too. woww what a confidence booster.
   brother: kelly, who are you talking to? we are home alone.
   
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3. swagamuffintake2
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   August 30, 2013 1:28pm UTC
   forever available,because forever alone sounds too negative.
   
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4. swagamuffintake2
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   August 19, 2013 11:30pm UTC
   Mom; Kelly, your always on witty, you need to go outside and do something
   Me; yeah I was just about to go on a jog
   Mom; really
   Me; yeah
   Mom; are you sure
   Me; yeah mom
   Mom; ok
   Me; ok, bye
   *jogs to fridge*
   Me; mutch better
   
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5. swagamuffintake2
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   August 19, 2013 11:19pm UTC
   My room is not messy; it is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit
   
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6. swagamuffintake2
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   August 19, 2013 11:14pm UTC
   Top ten reasons I procrastinate
   1.
   
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7. swagamuffintake2
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   August 19, 2013 11:08pm UTC
   rasin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason why i have trust issues.
   
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8. swagamuffintake2
   posted a quote
   August 19, 2013 10:59pm UTC
   If
   You
   fall
   i'll
   be
   there
   -floor
   
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9. swagamuffintake2
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   August 19, 2013 10:52pm UTC
   Police officers on bicycles be like, “Hop in the basket, I’m taking you to the station.”
   
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10. swagamuffintake2
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 9:51pm UTC
    There is something about going to water wizz that just isnt that romantic.
    
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11. swagamuffintake2
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    August 15, 2013 11:37pm UTC
    (._.) (|:) (.-.) (:|) (._.)
    They see me rollin'.they hatin'.
    
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12. swagamuffintake2
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    August 15, 2013 11:21pm UTC
    My mom puts up a sign;"raising teenagers is like nailing jello to the wall"
    Me;psh * nails jello box to the wall next to the sign*
    
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13. swagamuffintake2
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    August 15, 2013 11:16pm UTC
    My mom says that I should get outside more often............psh,there's no WiFi outside.
    
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14. swagamuffintake2
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    August 15, 2013 9:52pm UTC
    That moment when you catch him staring at you...
    When everything is just perfect
    
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15. swagamuffintake2
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    August 15, 2013 1:53am UTC
    I'm falling........And I'm falling hard
    
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16. swagamuffintake2
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    August 11, 2013 1:25pm UTC
    The story behind my username....
    Well I had an account in November 2012,but I forgot my password.I tried sending it to my email,but when I went to put it in,it wouldn't work.my name was swagamuffin.so,I took two and made a new account.
    
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17. swagamuffintake2
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    August 2, 2013 12:53pm UTC
    The average human walks 900 miles in a year ,and drinks 22 gallons.
    that means that we get 41 miles per gallon.
    not bad humans.......Not bad
    
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18. swagamuffintake2
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    June 28, 2013 11:14am UTC
    ~~~^~~\o/~~^~~~
    Shark attack!!!!!!!
    
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19. swagamuffintake2
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    June 28, 2013 11:02am UTC
    To do list
    ·get a glass of water
    ·hold it over my head and be able to say that I can breathe under water.
    
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20. swagamuffintake2
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    June 27, 2013 9:22pm UTC
    Dear every guy in the whole world,
    Sometimes you just need to kiss her.......
    
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