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  1. socccer18 socccer18
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 11:49pm UTC
    I really liked that song...
    until the radio overplayed it and kidzbop sang it.

  2. Emmylovesyou Emmylovesyou
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 11:35am UTC
    My Sleeping Pattern
    is officially screwed when school starts.

  3. SpreadALittleLove97 SpreadALittleLove97
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 12:52pm UTC
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  4. carlyxxanne carlyxxanne
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 11:16pm UTC
    Admit it,
    We all pop the bubbles on the top of our McDonalds cup.

  5. kaseywasey kaseywasey
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 12:51am UTC
    Teacher: Can you see God?
    Class: No.
    Teacher: Can you touch God?
    Class: No.
    Teacher: Then there isn't a God!
    Student: Sir, can you see your brain?
    Teacher: No.
    Student: Can you touch your brain?
    Teacher: No.
    Student: Oh ok so you have no brain?
    nmf/nmq

  6. kaseywasey kaseywasey
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 12:10am UTC
    I heard you like bad boys
    yeaaah
    well not trying to impress you or anything but I can swim without floaties
    nmf.

  7. qub2xj9 qub2xj9
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 12:26am UTC
    Don't be in a relationship
    If your gonna act single.

    . ......

  8. softballxchickx1 softballxchickx1
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 11:58pm UTC
    His dad abandoned him and his mother when he was 18 months old.
    He changed schools 3 times a year so his mom could find a job. He had no friends.
    He was beat up in hallways, bathrooms, and put in lockers.
    His mom was a drug addict and it was said she abused him.
    He failed the 9th grade 3 times before dropping out.
    He was told he wouldn't make it as a rapper because he's white.
    His closest friend Ronnie committed suicide.
    He and his wife divorced twice and he was left to raise his daughter alone.
    & where is he now?
    no hes not poor or homeless. Hes out there , inspiring millions of people with his raps, setting records, winning awards and changing music.
    It just goes to show that you can overcome anything.
    Fave if Eminem's music has helped you through a tough time

    we love you slim shady


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. spana_babez spana_babez
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 2:17pm UTC
    I have this friend.. he's a guy... he went on holiday 5 days ago... earlier i found out i have cancer... so i when i got home i emailed him saying 'Lloyd,i need to tell you something.. i have cancer and need a lot of chemotherapy:[.' i didn't get a reply so i thought he didn't have access to internet. about an 3 hours later, i got a knock at the door. it was him. i asked him what he was doing here. he told me that he got his mum to buy him a ticket to fly back to see me. he brought flowers, chocolate,ice cream,movies and loads more and we sat there. later on he went to get clothes for tomorrow cause he's staying at mine and when he got back. he told me he liked a girl. i was so happy for him but he wouldn't tell me who..... then i fell asleep in his arms... woke up and hour later and he's still holding me and goes i'm gonna tell you who she is..... she has blue eyes,brown hair + she's the best thing that ever happend to me.....i said whats her name and he said spell yours so i spelt it a n a. and he say's know you know! i said but thats my name and he goes i know and she has your face aswell.....it took me about 10 minuets to figure out it was me. know i'm officially gonna die the happiest girl in the world! i love you Lloyd!
    [♥][♥][♥]

  11. Allycat0004 Allycat0004
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 2:57pm UTC
    truth is
    everyone is going to hurt you
    at some point.
    you have your whole life
    to find the ones
    worth suffering for

    credit to: lovelygrace21

  12. runningforeverr runningforeverr
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2010 10:10pm UTC
    Based on psychologic study,
    a crush only lasts for a maximum of 4 months. If it exceeds, you are already in
    love.

  13. Amburr Amburr
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2010 6:50pm UTC
    When I grow up,
    I want a son first, then a daughter;
    So my son would beat up any boy that makes my little girl cry.♥

  14. Ceira Ceira
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2010 3:05am UTC
    When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows.
    You thanked her by waiting until she left the house to watch them.
    When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was becoming.
    You thanked her by telling her she had no taste.
    When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp.
    You thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.
    When you were 15, she came home from work, expecting a hug.
    You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.
    When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car.
    You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.
    When you were 17, she was expecting an important call.
    You thanked her by being on the phone all night.
    When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation.
    You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.
    When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags
    You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
    When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you.
    You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.
    When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her.
    You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
    And then, one day, she quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.
    Fave This, If Your mom means all the world to you <3

  15. rawrxmonique rawrxmonique
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2009 9:33pm UTC
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  16. onemoreserenity52 onemoreserenity52
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2010 12:49am UTC
    when your girlfriend has
    TaylorSwift
    l y r i c s a s h e r s t a t u s ,
    you know >>you’re either doing
    [ something very right,] or
    something very wrong.

  17. dancexlovexbieber dancexlovexbieber
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 7:53pm UTC
    ♥OH YEAH JERSEY SHORE NEW SEASON STARTS TONIGHT YEAH♥

  18. heytherexx3 heytherexx3
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 7:54pm UTC
    O k, I' m g o i n g t o a d m i t i t ,
    It's been bugging me for 10 years now& i need to get it off my chest,
    I let the dogs out.

  19. jasonx3 jasonx3
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 2:30pm UTC
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  20. jasonx3 jasonx3
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 2:43pm UTC
    That Pose..
    Some girls do in their pictures
    Make me lol.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

:)

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