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JustDropItLikeItsHot
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February 10, 2012 11:17pm UTC

One day a man jumped off the Golden Gate bridge.
When the police went searching through his house
they found a note that read" Today I will walk to the
bridge. If anyone smiles at me, I won't jump."
I make a point to smile at everyone now.

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kateexox13
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February 11, 2012 7:54am UTC

T oday
is my little sister's birthday. she's turning 8. if i can get 30 faves and a lot of people to comment,
ill show this to her,
and tell her witty cares.
nmf(:

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krunchcutie111
posted a quote
February 10, 2012 10:34pm UTC

Why'd you call so late last night?
I was getting tired, but I had to hear your voice before I went to bed.
But I didn't answer?
Yeah, but your voicemail was enough to make it okay.
nmq nmf.

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browneyegirl29
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February 10, 2012 9:44pm UTC

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% Variety *
Top quoters 3%
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The follow for a followers 30%
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*Precents may vary
Ingredents: Thousands of beautiful girls, a pinch of emotion, an ounce of love, one creative guy named steve, and one family that shares one heart.

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DamnnTaylerx
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February 10, 2012 7:38pm UTC

Even though
we broke up a year ago, I still wish you cared like I did. I know I moved on and I'm with someone else who I truly care about, but I wish you cared like I did when we were together, I hope you feel completely heart broken that I'm with someone else and not you. I hope you feel exactly how I did for months. I hope karma comes for you.

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hihelloimrachel
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February 10, 2012 7:34pm UTC

friday night:
witty✔
michael buble pandora ✔
dance party of one✔
temple run ✔
facebook creeping him <3 ✔
complete set of harry potter on DVD✔
popcorn✔
yeah, social
lives are overrated anyways. (:

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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UnfogettableMe
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February 11, 2012 10:33am UTC

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UnfogettableMe
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February 11, 2012 10:15am UTC

So today, I got an email from my dad.
No, not my stepdad, my biological dad.
I haven't seen him since I was nine.
Don't assume he's a druggie or an alcoholic or in jail.
He's autistic.
Not severely, he lives alone. He just has a social disorder where he's afraid of being around people, and he has OCD.
My mom and stepdad didn't believe he was "stable enough" to see me and my brother, so I haven't seen him for a while. But we email back and forth a few times a year.
He was just wondering how everything was going, and he tried calling the house to talk to me, but I wasn't home.
I told him I didn't live there anymore, that I was pregnant, and living with David.
He called me, crying, saying if there was anything he could do for his beautiful baby, then to let him know. He also told me he loved me.
And I told him I loved him too <3

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aperfectlittlegirl01
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February 10, 2012 9:44pm UTC

Yeah.. i got in a car accident tonight with my best friend. We're okay, THANK GOD. it was pretty minor. But the weird thing is, i PRAYED right before it happened. I felt a weird feeling. I asked us to keep us safe and if i were to die, if i could please make my way through heaven. Thank you, Jesus. Fave if you think this is incredible.

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nevercutyourbeautiful
posted a quote
February 10, 2012 7:20pm UTC

Having a rough day?
Put your hand on your chest
feel that beating,
thats your purpose to be here
Dont give up.

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leavingthelove
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February 10, 2012 7:44pm UTC

"That guy you're waiting for.
What if he finally kissed you,
and you felt absouletly nothing?"
-best guy friend.

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DamnnTaylerx
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February 10, 2012 9:52pm UTC

Fave if you would love if Steve followed you ♥

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youaremylove_
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February 8, 2012 10:24pm UTC

you're insecure,
don't know what for. ♥

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MissAnna
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February 8, 2012 11:25pm UTC

I hate being second
to those I put first.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 6:17pm UTC

Piglet sidled up to
Pooh from behind.
“Pooh!” He whispered.
“Yes, Piglet?”
“Nothing.” Said Piglet,
taking Pooh’s paw.
“I just wanted to
be sure of you.”
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juliaamarriee
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February 9, 2012 11:34am UTC

Today I bought a new
bottle of shampoo. I looked on the back to see the directions and it said :
"Why are you looking at the directions? It's
shampoo, just put it on your head.
Gosh, your so stupid."
Thank you shampoo. Thank you.
nmq nmf

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beautifullycomplicated97
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 6:44am UTC

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I'm a teenage girl
on her period
who got dumped
for another girl
the week before Valentine's Day.
Don't tell me to watch what I eat.

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