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supercalifredge
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June 27, 2013 12:02pm UTC

Sleep, those little slices of death — how I loathe them.

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supercalifredge
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June 19, 2013 1:06pm UTC

"When we shot Awakenings, there's a scene where Robert De Niro is frozen in a catatonic state, and a cockroach is supposed to cross the desk. But Bob doesn't like cockroaches very much, and he kept jumping up. So we had to do it a few times. Robin was offscreen all this time pretending to be the voice of the cockroach. He'd yell out things like 'I was up for a part in the Reaid commercial!' which would make Bobby laugh, and then we'd have to wait until Bobby's face was less red from laughing, because he's supposed to be sick."
-Penny Marshall, Actor/Director

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supercalifredge
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June 16, 2013 10:06am UTC

Turning on music
only to find five minutes later that the sound was off and, somehow, you have missed five songs.

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supercalifredge
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June 16, 2013 9:36am UTC

Turning on music
only to find five minutes later that the sound was off and, somehow, you have missed five songs.

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supercalifredge
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June 16, 2013 9:22am UTC

I don't give a flying f.uck.
I mean, I might give one of those walking ones. Or maybe a swimming one. Definitely a yodeling one.
But not a flying one.

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supercalifredge
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June 9, 2013 1:04pm UTC

Would anyone with a mobile device mind helping me for a moment?
request, help, please help
(c)supercalifredge

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supercalifredge
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 6:46pm UTC

There's a guy.
You always seem to know where he is. What his schedule is. You didn't mean to; all of a sudden you realized that every day you watched him walk into math second hour out of the corner of your eye. Your friends don't know; why should they? Heck, you're not even sure of how much you're 'into him'. You've talked to him, what, twice? Maybe? Then there was that time in bio when you said, "Excuse me". Does that count? This definitely isn't your major crush. No, there's better guys them him. Of course there is. But for some reason, when you see the word him on witty, your subconcious flicks to him. And you think of
that guy.

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supercalifredge
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May 15, 2013 7:10pm UTC

Why did 8 have trouble concentrating in class?
Because he had 88D.
(eighty eight D)

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supercalifredge
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May 12, 2013 8:28pm UTC

Some days I just wish I could finally be an adult and have a cute little boy to take care of and have a job that I want.
And then other days I wish I was four again and my dad would give me rides in the laundry basket and I could have my mom make me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

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supercalifredge
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May 4, 2013 8:31pm UTC

Honestly, on any given day I either:
a) have stuff going on all day and don't get home until 11 and eat like half an apple or
b) get home from school and eat because I'm bored and then have dinner and eat some more and then have a pre-bedtime snack and then a bedtime snack and then a midnight snack.

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supercalifredge
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April 28, 2013 3:28pm UTC

What do you call a naked stuffed animal?
A teddy bare.

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supercalifredge
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April 3, 2013 8:35pm UTC

I don't like coffee.
It's not my cup of tea.

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supercalifredge
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April 1, 2013 2:41pm UTC

"You see, Eli. Magic isn't just about spells and potions, it's also about physics. You throw something at a wall, it comes back at you with twice the force."
-Wicked by Nancy Holder

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supercalifredge
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March 30, 2013 8:57am UTC

What do you call a slinky that snapped?
A spring break.

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supercalifredge
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March 28, 2013 8:53pm UTC

to be honest
the first time I ever saw the name "Macklemore" I thought it was the fifth house of Hogwarts or something...

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supercalifredge
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March 17, 2013 6:40pm UTC

Fave me I'm Irish
♣

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supercalifredge
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March 8, 2013 7:27pm UTC

I'm pretty sure if anyone even remotely liked me and I found out about it I would probably ask them to marry me just out of elation at the thought of someone even contemplating being somewhat romantically involved with me.

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supercalifredge
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 7:02pm UTC

Roses are red;
Violets are blue.
I think you love me
and I know I love you.
But the roses are wilting,
the violets are dead.
Your love was pure fiction:
it was all in my head.

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supercalifredge
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March 8, 2013 6:54pm UTC

...And a new witty layout.

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supercalifredge
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March 3, 2013 2:18pm UTC

My mom just said that since we're online way too much, next Saturday we're going to have a turn off technology day.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAno.
FML.

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