Sad News:
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma
complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71. Dough Boy
is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children, John Dough, Jane
Dough, and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the Oven. Services
were held at 350 for about 20 minutes.