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  1. chimneythewerebear chimneythewerebear
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    a conversation with my 20 year old brother
    Julain: don't you dare get 16 and pregnant
    Me: okay, i wasn't planni-
    Julian: cause a pregant sister would be awkward
    Me: ye-
    Julian: then i'll be like 'who's the father? i'm going to break his knees.'
    Julian: then you'll be like 'nooo, i love him'
    Me: *awkwardly walks out of the room*

  2. MaydayParade97 MaydayParade97
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 11:42pm UTC
    I just wish I could tell you how I feel /:

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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. craziirose craziirose
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    Fact: TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using only one row of the keyboard.
    Aha you just looked at your keyboard, didn't you?

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  6. tennisluvr tennisluvr
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 11:05am UTC
    How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
    Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.
    This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
    How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
    Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
    This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.
    The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend, except one. Which animal does not attend?
    The elephant, since it is still in the refrigerator
    This tests your memory.
    There is a river you must cross, but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
    You swim across. All of the crocodiles are attending the meeting!
    This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
    I didnt get any of them right...

  7. Larii Larii
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    That akward moment
    When you get no likes so you delete your status.

  8. MaydayParade97 MaydayParade97
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 2:17pm UTC
    If you don't mean it,
    don't say it.

  9. MaydayParade97 MaydayParade97
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 7:23pm UTC
    Say the word
    You just said 'bye' in an
    Australian accent.
    Now you just repeated it to see if
    I was lying.
    Mind = Blown

  10. missperfect1129 missperfect1129
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 6:01pm UTC
    No, I won't give up.

  11. Sofie101 Sofie101
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    sleepovers become wild parties,
    juice becomes alcohol,
    candy becomes drugs,
    butter knifes become razor blades,
    scraped knees become slit wrists,
    death becomes a trend,
    love becomes real,
    2+2 becomes 2x(5+7)6=5x/78,
    timeouts become detentions,
    training bras become pushups,
    pyjamas become lingerie,
    kisses become séx,
    bikes become cars,
    society becomes crap,
    everything becomes impossible,
    trust becomes nonexistent,
    nice girls become mean,
    we became something we said we never would,
    goodbyes become forever,
    cooties become broken hearts,
    now tell me again why we wanted to grow up so fast?

  12. xomeggie914 xomeggie914
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 4:15pm UTC
    seeing a cute little boy and thinking
    your going to be very attractive when your older ;)
    format by julietechoecho

  13. FluffyScamp FluffyScamp
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 12:25am UTC
    We were alone in a house for four hours, He tried nothing. He invites me over, to just hang out. He said he'd always be there, he has. He pushes me, on the swing. He's not a terrible person just because he's a guy, he's my best friend. Now why do we have girls saying all guys are the same?
    Because they're not.

  14. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 2:58pm UTC
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  15. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 5:34am UTC
    things you need to remember
    (no matter how much you like him):
    - you were alive before you met him, and you will continue living after he's gone
    - even though you think he's amazing, he is a person, and people make mistakes.
    - don't let what he thinks of you change what you think of yourself
    - listen to what other people say about him, because sometimes they see what you can't
    - he is not your whole world. you are your whole world, and he is just a big part of it.

  16. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 3:06pm UTC
    Pretending to
    still read your birthday card after
    money has fallen out..
    -Format credit to ThatsSoMeee

  17. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 3:16pm UTC
    Top 4 Wishes.
    Get rich without Working
    Be smart without studying
    Falling in love without getting hurt.
    Eating without getting fat.
    nmq / nmf.

  18. leighak13 leighak13
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 6:50pm UTC
    Tumblr ----> ihearthatersallday.tumblr.com
    i have to admit though..witty will always be # 1

  19. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    According to the rules
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    Anti-directioners, I'm on your side, but saying stuff like 'they suck' and 'they can't sing' and all that, it's just not okay.
    No comments about the site:
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    Directioners and non-directioners, stop talking about each others stuff and how you don't like it. Ignore it, for goodness sake
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    This has been a rule for months now. Woohoo, it's your birthday. Yeah, it's millions of peoples birthdays, so what?
    There's even a REMINDER about this when you post your quote.
    Follow the rules, and half of our problems would be gone

  20. IHeartCupCakes IHeartCupCakes
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    -The awkward hugs
    -The hugs you get from family members
    -The hugs you get from your bestfriends
    and then there's the hugs
    -where you just don't want to let go


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