Lizzie: Ronnie broke up with me Gordo: He's a loser Lizzie: No, Gordo. I'm the loser, okay? He likes another girl. She's probably prettier than me and she's probably smarter than me and she's probably a lot more fun than I am. Gordo: No, she's not. Lizzie: How do you know? Gordo: Because there's nobody prettier than you, or more fun to be with. Me: I love you, Gordo Me: Where's my Gordo? Me: Every girl needs a Gordo.
justin timberlake is making a comeback and justin bieber is finally at his breaking point. coincidence? no. there can only be one justin. neither can live while the other survives. f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5
I think old fashioned is cute. I think kisses on the cheek & forehead, actual dinner dates and asking someone out in person is a lot more romantic. I don't think the guy should always make the first move, but I feel as if it's cuter if the guy asks out the girl rather than the other way round because it's been like that for so long. I liked it when the guy actually valued their girlfriend and called her 'sweetheart' instead of 'babe'.
next time you're washing your hands next to somebody, cup your hands under the tap water until the water overflows, then look at them dramatically and say "this water is getting out of hand." it's a guaranteed way to make friends. i have never tried it, but it's guaranteed.
it is the year 1800 a little girl sees her brothers wearing trousers she thinks trousers are really cool she asks her mum if she can have trousers just like them the mum thinks her daughter should be allowed to. the mum makes the girl a pair of trousers. "oh god what are you doing" everyone says "trousers are only meant for boys" everyone says "it will make her a lesbian" everyone says "she needs to dress like a girl" everyone says "she will get bullied by the other kids" everyone says it is the year 2000 "i can't believe that there was a time when they didn't think it was ok for woman to wear pants!" everyone says it is the year 2020 a little boy sees his sisters wearing skirts he thinks skirts are really cool he asks his mum if he can have a skirt just like them the mum thinks her son should be allowed to the mum makes the boy a skirt "oh god what are you doing" everyone says "skirts are only meant for girls" everyone says "it will make him gay" everyone says "he needs to dress like a boy" everyone says "he will get bullied by the other kids" everyone says it is the year 2300 "i can't believe there was a time when people didn't think it was ok for a boy to wear skirts and dresses!" everyone says it is the year 2500 "i can't believe that people used to be judged and restricted by the clothes they wore and the gender society told them they were," everyone says, "we have much bigger issues to worry about and what clothes someone chooses to wear is really the least of our problems."
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March 15, 2013 4:48pm UTC
We're Americans. We have freedom. We spell words like "favor" without that useless "u." We don't have cool accents. We say "mom" instead of "mum." We have some of the biggest idiots ever. And our existence just písses most people off.