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  1. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 4:09pm UTC
    Have you ever
    just stopped and realized that
    if you hadn’t met a certain person in your life,
    your life would be completely different?

  2. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 6:09pm UTC
    what a wonderful winter we're having this spring
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  3. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 3:54pm UTC
    Can you imagine
    if someone sent you
    a list of all the reasons
    why they love you?

  4. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 10:45am UTC
    Lizzie: Ronnie broke up with me
    Gordo: He's a loser
    Lizzie: No, Gordo. I'm the loser, okay? He likes another girl. She's probably prettier than me and she's probably smarter than me and she's probably a lot more fun than I am.
    Gordo: No, she's not.
    Lizzie: How do you know?
    Gordo: Because there's nobody prettier than you, or more fun to be with.
    Me: I love you, Gordo
    Me: Where's my Gordo?
    Me: Every girl needs a Gordo.

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 1:43am UTC
    getting addicted to a show and then
    watching all the episodes and feeling so empty when you finish them, because it's over. just freaking over.

  6. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2013 3:09pm UTC
    justin timberlake
    is making a comeback and justin bieber is finally at his breaking point.
    coincidence? no. there can only be one justin.
    neither can live while the other survives.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 4:58pm UTC
    do you ever wonder how an author would
    describe you in a novel? not only your appearance but they way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

  8. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 8:39am UTC
    I think old fashioned is cute.
    I think kisses on the cheek & forehead, actual dinner dates and asking
    someone out in person is a lot more romantic. I don't think the guy
    should always make the first move, but I feel as if it's cuter if the
    guy asks out the girl rather than the other way round because it's
    been like that for so long. I liked it when the guy actually valued
    their girlfriend and called her 'sweetheart' instead of 'babe'.

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 4:18pm UTC
    does anyone ever see things in their dreams
    and then later in life see the exact same thing and freak out for a couple of seconds?

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 4:56pm UTC
    next time you're washing your hands next to
    somebody, cup your hands under the tap water until the water overflows, then look at them dramatically and say "this water is getting out of hand." it's a guaranteed way to make friends. i have never tried it, but it's guaranteed.

  11. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 7:26pm UTC
    Although we never said it to eachother,
    I think we both knew.

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 3:26pm UTC
    maroon 5? oh you mean
    adam levine and the guys who stand behind him?

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 3:05pm UTC
    the sexiest thing about smoking cigarettes
    is the part where you don't smoke them at all.

  14. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 12:53am UTC
    it is the year 1800
    a little girl sees her brothers wearing trousers
    she thinks trousers are really cool
    she asks her mum if she can have trousers just like them
    the mum thinks her daughter should be allowed to.
    the mum makes the girl a pair of trousers.
    "oh god what are you doing" everyone says
    "trousers are only meant for boys" everyone says
    "it will make her a lesbian" everyone says
    "she needs to dress like a girl" everyone says
    "she will get bullied by the other kids" everyone says
    it is the year 2000
    "i can't believe that there was a time when
    they didn't think it was ok for woman to
    wear pants!" everyone says
    it is the year 2020
    a little boy sees his sisters wearing skirts
    he thinks skirts are really cool
    he asks his mum if he can have a skirt just like them
    the mum thinks her son should be allowed to
    the mum makes the boy a skirt
    "oh god what are you doing" everyone says
    "skirts are only meant for girls" everyone says
    "it will make him gay" everyone says
    "he needs to dress like a boy" everyone says
    "he will get bullied by the other kids" everyone says
    it is the year 2300
    "i can't believe there was a time when
    people didn't think it was ok for a boy
    to wear skirts and dresses!" everyone says
    it is the year 2500
    "i can't believe that people used to be
    judged and restricted by the clothes
    they wore and the gender society told
    them they were," everyone says, "we
    have much bigger issues to worry
    about and what clothes someone
    chooses to wear is really the least
    of our problems."

  15. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2013 4:48pm UTC
    We're Americans.
    We have freedom. We spell words like "favor" without that useless "u." We don't have cool accents. We say "mom" instead of "mum." We have some of the biggest idiots ever. And our existence just písses most people off.

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 1:05am UTC
    how the hell do some girls get boyfriends
    so easily, like do you just create them in your basement or what

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 3:09pm UTC
    i hate it when i say i hate everyone
    and then someone is just like "oh expect me of course lol"
    ha ha no. especially you.

  18. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 4:35pm UTC
    There is
    a huge difference
    between genuinely liking someone
    and liking the attention they give you
    and it took me a long time to realize that.

  19. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    Every book
    you've ever read
    is just a different combination
    of 26 letters.
    Weird, isn't it?

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 6:37pm UTC
    the ocean gets its salitness from the
    tears of misunderstood sharks who just want to cuddle.

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