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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 5:54pm UTC
    Sooo at what age do I just
    magically turn hot?

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 5:03pm UTC
    Search Images Mail Drive Calendar Sites Contacts Mobile More»
    Google
    how to fake your own death to avoid people
    Press Enter to search.
    how to fake


  4. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 4:52pm UTC
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  6. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 1:48pm UTC
    it’s amazing.
    Some people, they just say these small little things,
    one sentence and it changed the way you feel
    about them in an instant.
    Small little words that can hurt you so much
    or make you fall deeply in love forever.
    It changes everything,
    nothing between you is ever really the same again,
    even if they dont know it,
    it still happens...

  7. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 3:16pm UTC
    Conversation I heard at track practice
    Girl: What is the purpose of training bras? Like what are we trying to teach boobs?
    Girl's friend: They are trained to be the very breast

  8. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 4:50am UTC
    Dude i wasn't that drunk
    "Dude you yelled Team Jacob at my dog "

  9. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 1:18pm UTC
    My greatest fear is that you will become
    one of those people who i can only see in my memories

  10. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 10:43am UTC
    I really don't have time for people who don't find me hilarious.


  11. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 10:41am UTC
    95% of the contacts in my phone are useless.

  13. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 9:54am UTC
    If countries were students
    Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
    The United States: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
    Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
    England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentleman
    New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
    France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
    China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
    Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed

  14. LollingUpHearts LollingUpHearts
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 12:38pm UTC
    A man asked a fairy to
    make him desirable and
    resistable to all women
    She turned him into a
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Credit Card

  15. LollingUpHearts LollingUpHearts
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 2:22pm UTC
    fairy tales are more than true
    not because they tell that
    dragons exist
    but
    because that
    dragons can be defeated

  16. LollingUpHearts LollingUpHearts
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 5:19pm UTC
    Be proud of your heart
    you know why?
    because it has been
    played,
    loved,
    hated,
    ignored,
    burned and
    broken
    a lot of times
    but
    somehow
    still it works!!!

  17. LollingUpHearts LollingUpHearts
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 1:27pm UTC
    Today isn't my birthday
    but I'd like to thank Steve
    for showing me the
    mythical cats
    when my mouse hovered
    over the witty logo
    I dont really know that
    how did the cats got into my profile!!!!!
    Sometimes the bugs in witty are funny
    yeah, thats what happened to me
    Im glad that I've seen the cats yaaay

  18. LollingUpHearts LollingUpHearts
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 1:42pm UTC
    I have four chambers in my heart
    1st floor---Dad
    2nd floor---Mom
    3rd floor---God
    4th floor---Love
    What about friend?
    Sorry I have no place for them in my heart
    .....
    .....
    .....
    After all, why do they need a place in my heart
    When they're my heart beat!!!!
    Love you my friends ;)

  19. LollingUpHearts LollingUpHearts
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 4:23pm UTC
    Universal fact: Sun rises in the east
    Fact: Neither sun rises in the east nor it sets in the west
    Its only earth that rotates
    Moral: School ruins our common sense

  20. LollingUpHearts LollingUpHearts
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 1:36pm UTC
    In life, we all have an unspeakable secret
    an irreversible regert
    an unkept promise
    an unheard request
    an irreplacable loss
    ans unreachable dream
    and
    an unforgettable love
    Still your life is about being happy because
    everything in life can be summoned in three words
    LIFE GOES ON!!

:)

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