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stupidandproud
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 1:03pm UTC

I wonder...
who decided what things whould be called...
like oh thats cool imma call it a pickle! haha! pickles a funny word :)

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stupidandproud
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 12:51pm UTC

You might be with her
but I still had you first

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stupidandproud
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 12:36pm UTC

♫♪♫♪♫♪
Remember all the things that you
and i did first? And now your doing
them with her!

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stupidandproud
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 11:49am UTC

Friend: You're so nice, I can't see you hurting anything. In fact i never have seen you hurt anything.
Me: really???
Friend: yeup.
Me: *steps on ant*
Friend:-______-
Me: Now you have :)
Friend: i meant a person.
Me: *pinches back of her arm*
Friend: Oww!!!
Me: Did that hurt you?
Friend: Yes! >:(
Me: See? i do hurt things...Mwahahahaha im not as nice as i seem, am i?!

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stupidandproud
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 11:43am UTC

When a man whistles @ you,
don't react
you're not a dog.

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stupidandproud
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 11:37am UTC

I thought you'd still be mine
when i kissed you goodbye

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stupidandproud
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 11:02am UTC

♥
'cause its beautiful people like you...
that suck the life right
outta my
heart

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stupidandproud
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 10:57am UTC

Never leave the good for the better...
♥CAUSE WHEN YOU REALISE YOU HAD THE BEST, THE BEST HAS FOUND BETTER♥

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stupidandproud
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 2:17pm UTC

That awkward moment
WHEN SOME ONE IS WATCHING YOU TAKE A PICTURE OF YOURSELF
You can all thank Imperfectedmuffin for putting this idea in my head xD

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stupidandproud
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 2:14pm UTC

Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson?
Student: Why are you teaching during my comversation?

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stupidandproud
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 2:10pm UTC

Have you ever noticed...
there are no FAT stick figures?

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stupidandproud
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 1:48pm UTC

best friends...
dance like they're retarded
laugh like they're freaks
sing like they're one drugs
but hey, at least they're having fun.

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stupidandproud
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 1:15pm UTC

Dorey or Dorthy or whatever her name is from finding nemo...
reminds me of
Jenna Marbles :)
am i the only one?

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stupidandproud
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 12:29pm UTC

At a resterant
Me: *sees hot guy*
Guy: *looks at me*
Me: he obviously wants to get married
Me: haha yeah thats right keep lookin at me mr. future husband
Me: *sniffle* im gonna be so proud of our children when they go to Harvard.
Me: well if your gonna be my husband we should talk at least once...
Guy: *gets up*
Me: O MI GAWD! hes coming to propose, i promised i wouldnt cry!
Guy: *goes into bathroom*
Me: *facepalm8
Guy: *gets out of bathroom*
Me: well how was your pee? ;)
Guy: *goes back to his table*
Me: im gonna talk to that babe
Me: *walks up to table*
Guy: *smiles* hi
Me: H- *stomache makes dying whale noise*
Guy:
Me:
Guy:
Me:
Guy:
Me:
Guy:
Me: Um, can- do you- can i borrow your ketchup?
Guy:
Me: *grabs ketchup and runs*
Me: well that went smoothly...i wonder if there will be ketchup at our wedding

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stupidandproud
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 12:18pm UTC

S U I C I D E.. ...Should not exist. But what is a quote going to do? It's going to do a lot. I want a petition to go around of Witty and I want you to repost this quote with your name signed. After I get all of these names, I am going to make a YouTube video of all the Witty Profile names that took out a few minutes to read and repost this quote. Let's show these people how much we care and someday we can put a end to this! stay strong!
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stupidandproud
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 12:13pm UTC

☁☀☁
i know theres sunshine behind that rain.
i know theres good times behind that pain.
CCCCCCC

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stupidandproud
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 12:09pm UTC

Cat:Meow...
Me: Meow?
Cat: Meow Meow
Me: OH MY GOD I SPEAK CAT!
Mom: *sighs* You. Are. An. Idiot.
Me: Don't be jelous that you don't have my cat speaking skills mom, dont worry i still love you even though your average.
Mom: -__-

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stupidandproud
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 11:59am UTC

IF HISTORY
///repeats itself\\\
THEN I AM SO,
getting a pet dinosaur.

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stupidandproud
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 11:52am UTC

Me: *babysitting*
Baby: *falls asleep on floor*
Me: I should be a good babysitter and put her in her crib :)
Baby:
Me:
Baby:
Me: *goes to pick her up*
Baby: *starts randomly kicking legs and hits me in face*
Me: *almost drops baby* Woaah! that was close dont wanna wake her up...
Baby:
Me: okay baby, we only have to make it to your room... but its way over there! *looks at all the toys laying on the ground*
Baby: *sleeping*
Me: here we go! * jumps like an idiot to every spot where there isnt a toy*
Baby: *snores*
Me: *takes step forward...trips on toy*
Toy: I FEEL SILLY EVERY DAY...
Me: Oh God! shut up!
Toy: I FEEL HAPPY WHEN I PLAY...
Me: Shut the freak up before i throw u out the window!!!
Toy: SOMETIMES TIRED...GRUMPY TOO...
Me: well im tired right now...of you!!! *picks up toy*
Toy: BUT I FEEL GLAD WHEN IM WITH YOU!
Me:
Toy:
Me:
Toy:
Me: well thank you!!!
Me: *puts baby in crib*
Me: that was easier than i thought it would be! :D

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stupidandproud
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 11:31am UTC

♚
KEEP
CALM
AND
Sing
♥One Direction♥

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