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strawberybananakiwi

1. strawberybananakiwi
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   October 2, 2005 11:16am UTC
   you sign me on <33
   get it?? kinda like you turn me on?? *sulks in corner* no ones gonna get it
   
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2. strawberybananakiwi
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   August 11, 2005 6:11pm UTC
   once apon a time there was a girl who was in love with this one guy. the a better looking guys goes along and asks her out so she dumps the guy she loves. so one night they were talking on the phone about a month after they started going out and as a test she said lie to me. after a few moments of silence he said i love you. that was the end of that. she was crying to hard because she thought she found her knight and shining armor. the next day at school word got around and by lunch everyone had heard that they broke up. during 8th period she was sitting next to her first ex ( hope your following along with this good ) and she made a bet with her best friend that he would answer the question the same way. so she wrote him a note with the question and he wrote back meet me behind the school later. so there he grab her into his arms, kissed her and said i hate you...
   
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3. strawberybananakiwi
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   August 7, 2005 6:46pm UTC
   Selfish whiners are so lame
   Selfish whiners have no game
   Selfish whiners try to steal your guys
   Selfish whiners have no lives
   it did say B* but i said no swear....now im probally gonna get kicked off but o well....
   
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4. strawberybananakiwi
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   June 26, 2005 1:35pm UTC
   Slowly but surely the tan line will fade, but the scar in your heart will last a lifetime.
   
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5. strawberybananakiwi
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   December 26, 2004 11:35am UTC
   50% hot
   40% flirt
   90% funny
   100% ME
   
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6. strawberybananakiwi
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   December 26, 2004 11:31am UTC
   Life can be like toilet paper sometimes. It can be nice and clean or it can be full of crap.
   
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7. strawberybananakiwi
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   December 26, 2004 11:31am UTC
   Life can be like toilet paper sometimes. It can be nice and clean or it can be full of crap.
   
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8. strawberybananakiwi
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   December 11, 2004 9:08am UTC
   I want a guy who will set his alarm for 12:00 at night, ride his bike to my ouse and throw rocks at my window until 1.) it brakes 2.) my dad catches him 3.) i wake up
   
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9. strawberybananakiwi
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   December 11, 2004 9:06am UTC
   Santa please come early this year
   
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10. strawberybananakiwi
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    December 11, 2004 9:06am UTC
    I know you may not love me
    I know you may not ever
    But in my heart
    You'll stay forever
    
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11. strawberybananakiwi
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    September 22, 2004 11:45am UTC
    Say yes or say no
    cuz I really need someone
    just tell me....are you that someone.
    If you are just stay
    But if you arent just walk away.
    
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12. strawberybananakiwi
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    September 14, 2004 3:51am UTC
    Do you ever feel like breaking down?
    Do you ever feel out of place?
    Like somehow you just don't belong
    And no one understands?
    Do you ever wanna run away?
    Do you lock yourself in your room
    With the radio on turned up so loud
    And no one can hear you screaming
    No you don't know what it's like
    WHen nothing feels aright
    You don't what it's like to be like me.
    To be hurt, to feel lost
    To be left out in the dark
    To be kicked when you're down
    To feel like you've been pushed around
    To be on the edge of breaking down
    And no one's there to save you
    No you don't know what it's like
    Welcome to my Life
    -Welcome to My Life Simple Plan
    
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13. strawberybananakiwi
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    September 14, 2004 3:46am UTC
    %n: what are you doing (YOU NAME HERE)
    (ENTER YOUR SCREEN NAME HERE): I dunno.....braking stuff....
    
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14. strawberybananakiwi
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    August 24, 2004 2:07pm UTC
    I hope your life is like toilet paper........long and useful.
    
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15. strawberybananakiwi
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    August 24, 2004 2:02pm UTC
    My friends say I'm crazy and I agree but that's ok that's the way I like to be.
    
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