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justkiddiing · 1 decade ago
it's lovely because in the time of shakespear, the first girl a boy saw on valentinesday was his girlfriend... no takebacks
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TheOfficialTumblrPolice · 1 decade ago
You have been stopped by the Tumblr police! Hello, this is the Tumblr police. It looks like you have stolen this quote from Tumblr. I just wanted to make you aware that you are not original or funny. Tata for now!
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aaliyahmichelle143 · 1 decade ago
okay ^-^/
lmao.
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
Posted this with almost the exact same format
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nopatience · 1 decade ago
Able was I ere I saw elba

^^ from my euro studs class lol
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
Sorry I'm already in a committed relationship with my right hand.
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MyaBear · 1 decade ago
Cookies taste good smotherd in rabch
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gingerfox3 · 1 decade ago
love this quote jules

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EjSweet2 · 1 decade ago
This quote made me salts.
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strong_forever29 · 1 decade ago
hahahahaha i will say that from now on and all the people i txt will be sooo confuzzled!
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JordanRae · 1 decade ago
he does, trust me. ;) my ex told me that every time he sees me he thinks of every single memory we've ever had. HAHAHA, hope it hurts as much as you hurt me.
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youonlyliveonce17 · 1 decade ago
i can relate to this 100%
this is completely the story of my life.
i dont even know how to explain it, this just fits me perfectly >>>>>
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stellarflame* · 1 decade ago
Completely off topic, but I love your username hehe :D
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ThatShyGirl · 1 decade ago
[sorry but this is just a useless fact]
stephen king watched either his best friend or brother get run over by a train
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loserbitch* · 1 decade ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Oh god thats a good one.
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lovin1D · 1 decade ago
this made me cry because.. its so true
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fuhreckles88 · 1 decade ago
I've been tired for a really long time
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Spuddy1o1 · 1 decade ago
i love this quote so much. its like. omg
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pandabear33 · 1 decade ago
i have said that forever lol
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collapse* · 1 decade ago
i know, but then i feel like im lying cuz im still smiling even after i sent the text :/
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