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1. strawberry42897
   posted a quote
   June 28, 2012 3:59pm UTC
   Olly Murs <3 <3
   
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2. strawberry42897
   posted a quote
   June 12, 2012 7:14pm UTC
   The brain is amazing, works 24 hours a day since we are born and only stops when...
   we are taking a f/cking test
   nmq
   
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3. strawberry42897
   posted a quote
   May 30, 2012 5:03pm UTC
   Why Are Fire Trucks Red??
   Cause there's eight wheels on them and four people, and four plus eight is twelve, and twelve is a foot and a foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and the ship sails the sea and in the sea is fish and fish have fins, and the Finns fought the Russians and the Russians were red and fire trucks are always russin' !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   
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4. strawberry42897
   posted a quote
   February 20, 2012 7:22pm UTC
   When a door closes, another one opens
   But often we stand there so long looking at the closed door, that
   we do not see the that's opened.
   nmq
   
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5. strawberry42897
   posted a quote
   February 3, 2012 10:00pm UTC
   Scissor cuts paper,paper covers rock,rock crushes lizard lizard poisons Spock,Spock smashes scissors, scissor decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper,paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
   The Big Bangy Theory <3
   
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6. strawberry42897
   posted a quote
   January 31, 2012 3:36pm UTC
   Wasn't it eaiser in your
   lunchbox days?
   Innocent- Taylor Swift
   
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7. strawberry42897
   posted a quote
   January 24, 2012 6:08pm UTC
   You have to look through the RAIN
   to see the RAINBOW
   
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