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strandedonyourheart

1. strandedonyourheart
   posted a quote
   June 6, 2012 3:23am UTC
   I'd rαther have bαd times with you, then good times with someone else.
   
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2. strandedonyourheart
   posted a quote
   December 18, 2011 2:46pm UTC
   I wαnnα be holding your hαnd in the sαnd by the tire swing, where we used to be{B  α  b  y   y  o  u   α  n  d   m  e}I trαveled α thousαnd miles, just so I could see you smile ♥-G r e y s o n  C h a n c e
   
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3. strandedonyourheart
   posted a quote
   October 1, 2011 6:23pm UTC
   I hate it when
   someone starts to tell you something but they end up saying
   “never mind”
   
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4. strandedonyourheart
   posted a quote
   September 14, 2011 11:40pm UTC
   That annoying moment
   when you start the same sentence at least three times, but someone keeps interrupting you..
   
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5. strandedonyourheart
   posted a quote
   September 14, 2011 11:35pm UTC
   >>>If a guy <<<
   Ever pauses a video game just to text you back, he really loves you!
   That, or he's on a loading screen.
   
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6. strandedonyourheart
   posted a quote
   September 14, 2011 11:30pm UTC
   Dear teacher,
   Would you mind not looking at my paper while I'm answering your test?
   Sincerely, it feels awkward.
   
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7. strandedonyourheart
   posted a quote
   September 14, 2011 11:26pm UTC
   //// We all have that one weird kid in our class who wears a watch that beeps after every class.
   
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8. strandedonyourheart
   posted a quote
   September 14, 2011 11:22pm UTC
   A confident chick doesn't show off her naked body.
   She shows her naked face.
   
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9. strandedonyourheart
   posted a quote
   August 27, 2011 6:33pm UTC
   The awkward moment
   when someone compliments you and you can't find anything to compliment them on.
   
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10. strandedonyourheart
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 3:38am UTC
    BRB= I'm not really going anywhere, but neither is this conversation.
    
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11. strandedonyourheart
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 3:33am UTC
    Dear Google, How about you let me finish what Im typing before you start guessing after the first letter. Sincerely, you cocky b*tch
    
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12. strandedonyourheart
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 3:29am UTC
    when i say "long story" it usually means i just don't want to tell you it.
    
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13. strandedonyourheart
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 3:25am UTC
    Asking people for paper just because you're too lazy to get your own from your folder..
    
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14. strandedonyourheart
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 3:21am UTC
    Teacher: How can we keep our school clean?
    Student: By staying at home.
    
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15. strandedonyourheart
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 3:16am UTC
    Spelling mistakes can ruin your life. One man sent this text to his wife, "I'm having a great time, wish you were her."
    
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16. strandedonyourheart
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 3:08am UTC
    I now know how to play
    skyscraper
    on the piano,
    but i still need to learn how to sing lol ♥
    
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17. strandedonyourheart
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 3:04am UTC
    I now know how to play
    skyscraper
    on the piano,
    but i still need to learn how to sing lol ♥
    
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18. strandedonyourheart
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2011 12:35am UTC
    You'll never enjoy your life living inside the box.
    Well I would enjoy my life.. if Greyson was in there with me. :D
    
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19. strandedonyourheart
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2011 12:27am UTC
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20. strandedonyourheart
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 11:28pm UTC
    WOAH.
    I log in.. and
    517
    notifications?
    CRAP.
    
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