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  1. Rhyburgie2 Rhyburgie2
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 3:48pm UTC
    It's in your lips and in your kiss
    Its in your touch, and your fingertips
    Its in all the things
    and other things
    that make you who you are
    and your eyes
    irresistable

  2. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 3:46pm UTC
    I believe in karma, and I believe that if you put out positive vibes to everybody, that's all you're going to get back.
    Ke$ha


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  5. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 9:38pm UTC
    SANTA'S COMING TONIGHT TONIGHT
    SANTA'S COMING TONIGHT
    if you don't know who sings that, i can't be your friend.

  6. Yourbeautiful* Yourbeautiful*
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 1:08pm UTC
    When God pushed you over the edge, trust him.
    Either he will catch you or teach you how to fly.

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 3:28pm UTC
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  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 4:17pm UTC
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  11. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 8:33pm UTC
    i bet being a frog takes a lot of kermitment

  12. DoodleLove DoodleLove
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 8:22pm UTC
    The last 60 winners of Miss Universe pageant have been
    from Earth. I don't know, man. Seems fixed.

  13. MEWilliams MEWilliams
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 2:09pm UTC
    Me: God, can I ask You a question?
    God: Sure
    Me: Promise You won't get mad
    God: I promise
    Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
    God: What do u mean?
    Me: Well, I woke up late
    God: Yes
    Me: My car took forever to start
    God: Okay
    Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
    God: Huummm
    Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
    God: All right
    Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
    God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one
    of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that
    Me (humbled): OH
    GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
    Me: (ashamed)
    God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
    Me (embarrassed):Okay
    God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
    Me (softly): I see God
    God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
    Me: I'm Sorry God
    God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.
    Me: I will trust You.
    God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
    Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.
    God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...
    REPOST if you Believe in HIM ♥
    Worth posting.

  14. youonlyliveonce17 youonlyliveonce17
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    Here's to the kids who:
    -Walk around the house with their toothbrush in their mouth
    -Read the text on the back of the shampoo bottle when they're in the shower
    -Laugh at jokes their own jokes they haven't even shared yet
    -Push doors that clearly say pull
    -Ask "What?" when they clearly just heard what you said
    -Check the fridge every 10 minutes as if something is magically going to appear
    -Have to call their own phone when they lose it
    -Sleep with their pillow on the cold side
    -Calculate how many hours of sleep they will get at night

  15. MyMindBook MyMindBook
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 9:35pm UTC
    Story time, ok.
    My little cousin is addicted to Club Penguin,
    So today I made an account and I've been following her around
    in the penguin world all day.
    As well as beating her in every game she tries to play.
    Now she's standing in her igloo looking at the wall, she doesn't
    know it's me.
    She just let out a defeated scream from the other room.
    I love the Internet.


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  17. WeAreTheBoys WeAreTheBoys
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 8:08pm UTC
    Is it just me...
    Or does everyone else think that the guy who invented the hole in the doughnut was up to no good?

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 12:06am UTC
    apple should change Siri's
    voice to Morgan Freeman's voice.

  19. theonethatgotawayOX theonethatgotawayOX
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 11:36am UTC
    Favorite This Quote If:
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    You lost someone who meant a lot to you.
    You got your heart broken recently.
    You're a victim of bullying.
    You feel invisible.
    You've had/have suicidal thoughts.
    You hate yourself.
    You think you're ugly.
    You've been called names.
    You've been stabbed in back.
    You've been replaced by someone you thought cared about you.
    You feel worthless sometimes.
    You wish you could be someone else.
    You think you're a waste of space.
    And if you favorited this YOU are beautiful , and never let anyone tell you different . And you are not a waist of time . Your unique and wonderful <3 i love you

  20. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 7:28pm UTC
    "The Earth has music for those who listen"
    -Shakespeare

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