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stormybritt1010

Status: bored :|

Member Since: 2 Jan 2012 05:05am

Last Seen: 11 Mar 2013 03:54pm

Location: Ireland (not very good weather)

Gender: F

user id: 258571

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Shannon Blue, Ireland thats all i can think of now so anytin else ya wanna kno jus ask :) bye xxx -Shannon

  1. stormybritt1010 stormybritt1010
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 11:08am UTC
    “You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket… I’d miss you heaps and think of you often.”

  2. stormybritt1010 stormybritt1010
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 11:05am UTC
    “I discovered I scream the same way whether I’m about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.” not that i've ever been nearly devoured by a great white shark or anything

  3. stormybritt1010 stormybritt1010
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 11:03am UTC
    “Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were.”

  4. stormybritt1010 stormybritt1010
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 11:01am UTC
    “The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so they can tell when theyre really in trouble.”

  5. stormybritt1010 stormybritt1010
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 10:48am UTC
    “I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.”

  6. stormybritt1010 stormybritt1010
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 10:46am UTC
    “Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.”

  7. stormybritt1010 stormybritt1010
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    “I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.”

  8. stormybritt1010 stormybritt1010
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 3:09pm UTC
    "I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”

  9. stormybritt1010 stormybritt1010
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 3:01pm UTC
    “The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.”

  10. stormybritt1010 stormybritt1010
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 2:48pm UTC
    “Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go”

  11. stormybritt1010 stormybritt1010
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 2:46pm UTC
    "Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.”

  12. stormybritt1010 stormybritt1010
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 2:43pm UTC
    “When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.”

  13. stormybritt1010 stormybritt1010
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 2:41pm UTC
    How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell "BINGO!”

  14. stormybritt1010 stormybritt1010
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 2:39pm UTC
    i once wanted to take over the world and be the most pwoerful person in it but........... i got distracted by somthing.....
    SPARKLY!

  15. stormybritt1010 stormybritt1010
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    that good feeling you get when sombody asks you why when you wanted them to

  16. stormybritt1010 stormybritt1010
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 3:27pm UTC
    People are going to say what they want to say and think what they want to think, i would try to change their minds but i can't it doesnt mean you have to hate yourself because sombody else does <3

  17. stormybritt1010 stormybritt1010
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    People talk worse about people than they talk good about people, because a lot of people like drama. :)

  18. stormybritt1010 stormybritt1010
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 11:09am UTC
    A sneeze travels out of your mouth at over 100 mph.
    fave if you knew this ^
    cause i didnt

:)

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