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1. MissAnna
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   November 1, 2010 7:04pm UTC
   PATIENT: THE PROBLEM IS, OBESITY RUNS IN MY FAMILY.
   DOCTOR: NO, THE PROBLEM IS
   'NO ONE RUNS IN YOUR FAMILY'.
   
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2. stephh_xo
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   November 1, 2010 7:04pm UTC
   A million words would not bring you back, I know because I've tried. Neither would a million tears, I know because I've cried.
   not my quote
   
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3. xLove113x
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   November 1, 2010 7:04pm UTC
   I'm waiting for the day head and shoulders makes a body wash called knees and toes :)
   
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4. Baybayx43
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   November 1, 2010 7:05pm UTC
   You're only as tall, as your heart will let you be.
   &
   You're only as small, as the world will make you seem.
   
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5. ilyx1x23
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   November 1, 2010 7:05pm UTC
   the way you look at me gives me
   goosebumps
   
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6. 
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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7. hollisterchick4
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   November 1, 2010 7:08pm UTC
   Remember that game,telephone?
   where you would say one thing at the beginning
   & you'd pass it around to everyone else,
   then at then end,when it came
   back to you, it was completely different?
   funny how that became life,huh? ;♥
   
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8. spunkyadamluver
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   November 1, 2010 7:08pm UTC
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9. forever_x_love
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   November 1, 2010 7:08pm UTC
   Be honest,
   who else wishes they lived in England so everyone could call soda; "pop"
   
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10. ilyx1x23
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    November 1, 2010 7:09pm UTC
    I was enchanted to meet you
    
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11. abbeysunshinebaby
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    November 1, 2010 7:11pm UTC
    all the girls you run dry
    have tired lifeless eyes
    cause you burned them out
    but i took your matches
    
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12. 
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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13. Moozie98
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    November 1, 2010 7:13pm UTC
    I'll be loungin' on my couch
    Just chillin' in my snuggie
    Click to MTV
    So they can teach me how to dougie
    
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14. 
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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15. kayla164
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    November 1, 2010 7:14pm UTC
    Fave if
    you spend more time and effort on a quote then you do your homework :P
    
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16. oxjoyyxo769
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    November 1, 2010 7:14pm UTC
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    /\_/\ / \ ♥
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    ...dude. it's a frickin whale. who wouldn't love this?
    
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17. ilyx1x23
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    November 1, 2010 7:14pm UTC
    drop everything now &
    meet me in the pouring rain ♥
    
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18. bigtimerush7
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    November 1, 2010 7:14pm UTC
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19. 
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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20. hollisterchick4
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    October 17, 2010 4:26pm UTC
    Cross your heart, & hope to die.
    Clothes & makeup, boys & lies.
    They're here forever, until the end.
    Now that's what I call bestfriends. ❤
    
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