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stephyxox

1. stephyxox
   posted a quote
   February 14, 2012 8:59pm UTC
   Girls need guys who have goals, ambitions and an education. 10 years from now, "swag" isn't going to pay the bills.
   
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2. stephyxox
   posted a quote
   December 7, 2011 9:25pm UTC
   "When i was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life." (John Lennon)
   
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3. stephyxox
   posted a quote
   September 9, 2011 11:22pm UTC
   They say that 1 out of every 20 people live next to a pedophile.
   Good thing I live next door to a nice old man with a lovely pair of binoculars!
   
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4. stephyxox
   posted a quote
   September 9, 2011 11:14pm UTC
   They say that 1 out of every 20 people live next to a pedophile.Good thing I live next door to a nice old man with a lovely pair of binoculars!
   
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5. stephyxox
   posted a quote
   September 9, 2011 9:49pm UTC
   I wanna name my kids Ctrl, Alt and Delete so if they f*** up i can hit them all at once.
   
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6. stephyxox
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   April 24, 2011 6:59pm UTC
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