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  1. archuleta96 archuleta96
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2010 5:33pm UTC
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  2. peaceinpieces peaceinpieces
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2010 7:12pm UTC
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    LIES

  3. Ceira Ceira
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2010 3:05am UTC
    When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows.
    You thanked her by waiting until she left the house to watch them.
    When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was becoming.
    You thanked her by telling her she had no taste.
    When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp.
    You thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.
    When you were 15, she came home from work, expecting a hug.
    You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.
    When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car.
    You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.
    When you were 17, she was expecting an important call.
    You thanked her by being on the phone all night.
    When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation.
    You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.
    When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags
    You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
    When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you.
    You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.
    When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her.
    You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
    And then, one day, she quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.
    Fave This, If Your mom means all the world to you <3

  4. AnchorChasing AnchorChasing
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2010 7:41pm UTC
    What If Condoms Had Sponsors?
    Nike Condoms: Just do it.
    Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
    Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
    Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
    Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock.
    California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
    Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
    Kentucky Fried Chicken Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
    Campbell's Soup Condoms: 'Mmm, 'mmm good.
    M&M's Condoms: Melts in your mouth not in your hands
    *saw it online (:

  5. courtney_loves_to_sing courtney_loves_to_sing
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2010 8:08pm UTC
    Truth or Dare. Talking about boys. Going for pointless drives. Buying stupid things. Laughing all night. Not having awkward moments. Taking pictures. Having inside jokes. Smiling. Singing along to our favorite songs. Wasting time. Acting like kids. Being crazy. Sharing clothes. Knowing everything. Trusting you for everything. French braiding our hair. Being loud. Friendship bracelets. Telling secrets. Gossiping. Renting our favorite movies. Doing crazy things. Jumping. Talking in funny accents. Cooking bad food late at night. Watching Chick-Flicks. Drive-In Theaters. Going bowling. Makeovers. Painting our nails. Listening to stupid music. Talking about everything. Truth or Dare. Talking about boys. Going for pointless drives. Buying stupid things. Laughing all night. Not having awkward moments. Taking pictures. Having inside jokes. Smiling. Singing along to our favorite songs. Wasting time. Acting like kids. Being crazy. Sharing clothes. Knowing everything. Trusting you for everything. French braiding our hair. Being loud. Friendship bracelets. Telling secrets. Gossiping. Renting our favorite movies. Doing crazy things. Jumping. Talking in funny accents. Cooking bad food late at night. Watching Chick-Flicks. Drive-In Theaters. Going bowling. Makeovers. Painting our nails. Listening to stupid music. Talking about everything. Truth or Dare. Talking about boys. Going for pointless drives. Buying stupid things. Laughing all night. Not having awkward moments. Taking pictures. Having inside jokes. Smiling. Singing along to our favorite songs. Wasting time. Acting like kids. Being crazy. Sharing clothes. Knowing everything. Trusting you for everything. French braiding our hair. Being loud. Friendship bracelets. Telling secrets. Gossiping. Renting our favorite movies. Doing crazy things. Jumping. Talking in funny accents. Cooking bad food late at night. Watching Chick-Flicks. Drive-In Theaters. Going bowling. Makeovers. Painting our nails. Listening to stupid music. Talking about everything. Truth or Dare. Talking about boys. Going for pointless drives. Buying stupid things. Laughing all night. Not having awkward moments. Taking pictures. Having inside jokes. Smiling. Singing along to our favorite songs. Wasting time. Acting like kids. Being crazy. Sharing clothes. Knowing everything. Trusting you for everything. French braiding our hair. Being loud. Friendship bracelets. Telling secrets. Gossiping. Renting our favorite movies. Doing crazy things. Jumping. Talking in funny accents. Cooking bad food late at night. Watching Chick-Flicks. Drive-In Theaters. Going bowling. Makeovers. Painting our nails. Listening to stupid music. Talking about everything. Truth or Dare. Talking about boys. Going for pointless drives. Buying stupid things. Laughing all night. Not having awkward moments. Taking pictures. Having inside jokes. Smiling. Singing along to our favorite songs. Wasting time. Acting like kids. Being crazy. Sharing clothes. Knowing everything. Trusting you for everything. French braiding our hair. Being loud. Friendship bracelets. Telling secrets. Gossiping. Renting our favorite movies. Doing crazy things. Jumping. Talking in funny accents. Cooking bad food late at night. Watching Chick-Flicks. Drive-In Theaters. Going bowling. Makeovers. Painting our nails. Listening to stupid music. Talking about everything.Truth or Dare. Talking about boys. Going for pointless drives. Buying stupid things. Laughing all night. Not having awkward moments. Taking pictures. Having inside jokes. Smiling. Singing along to our favorite songs. Wasting time. Acting like kids. Being crazy. Sharing clothes. Knowing everything. Trusting you for everything. French braiding our hair. Being loud. Friendship bracelets. Telling secrets. Gossiping. Renting our favorite movies. Doing crazy things. Jumping. Talking in funny accents. Cooking bad food late at night. Watching Chick-Flicks. Drive-In Theaters. Going bowling. Makeovers. Painting our nails. Listening to stupid music. Talking about everything.
    Best Friends
    Idea/format from peaceinpieces
    Inspiration from unlikeyou_
    <3

  6. w0ahxoemilayy w0ahxoemilayy
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2010 2:02pm UTC
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  7. insidethequestion insidethequestion
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2010 2:17pm UTC
    listen to your dreams.
    they're smarter than you are.

  8. StayingFearless StayingFearless
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2010 12:04am UTC
    Losing friends. Not getting asked to prom. Not making the team. Sitting alone. Meeting his girlfriend. Breaking your arm. Parents divorcing. Not being skinny enough. Failing midterms. Tripping in the hall. Knowing how he feels. Being backstabbed. Fighting with friends. Jumping too high. Getting teeth pulled. Crying in the middle of class. Gaining weight. Not having the right clothes. Having braces tightened. Being in a car crash. Being labeled. Being played. Having a family member die. Becoming something you're not. Not being pretty enough. Having surgery. Being sick. Laughing too loud. Saying the wrong thing. Fighting with parents. Not fitting into last year's jeans. Losing your textbook. Getting a driver's liscense. Losing your phone. Changing. Flying on a plane. Standing up for something. Not pleasing someone. Missing someone. Being mocked. Being embarassed. Trying to look flawless. Not having the latest iPod. Hoping they care. Losing someone in the army. Being weird. Breaking-up. Losing touch. Making the wrong choice. Faking a smile. Crying in your room. Being jealous. Being second-best. Trying too hard. Walking in heels. Falling asleep crying. Not having close friends. Moving. Being in pain. Watching him with her. Forgetting about that essay. Waking up late. Being lied to. Hearing the truth. Faking a smile. Hurting someone you care about. Moving on. Growing up. Taking risks. Being led-on.
    GOT FEARS? LET 'EM GO.

  9. ohhshanappp ohhshanappp
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2010 6:29pm UTC
    Second chances mean nothing
    ♥♥♥ if you don’t learn from your first mistake. ////////////////////////////

  10. livelaughlax livelaughlax
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2010 7:33pm UTC
    strength;
    is nothing more than how well you
    hide the pain


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. iNCOMPLETE_xx iNCOMPLETE_xx
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2010 6:27pm UTC
    If god brings you to it,
    He'll get you T H R O U G H it.

  13. Broken4ever Broken4ever
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2010 6:05pm UTC
    There's only so many times
    you can allow someone to let you down
    before you can’t handle the disappointment anymore.
    When things change people change and it doesn’t mean forget the past,
    it simply means you try and move on
    and treasure the memories.
    Letting go doesn’t mean giving up,
    it means accepting things that weren’t meant to be.
    And in the end everyone turns out
    to be the person they swore
    They'd never become

  14. jacquelenexo518 jacquelenexo518
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2010 9:29pm UTC
    Here's to the future,
    because right now, I'm done with
    the past ///////
    not my layouttt

  15. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2010 9:19pm UTC
    Never Regret Anything
    (( because at one point in your l i f e, it was what you wanted ))
    *not mine, just fell in love with it. credit to whoever.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. LostPieces LostPieces
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2010 7:30pm UTC
    No matter how many coins
    you toss into the fountain, or how many fingers you cross, if It's not meant to be, ♥♥
    then it won't happen.
    madebyohhshanappp.(:

  18. spepper spepper
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2010 5:46am UTC
    you're like a p e n n y,
    two-faced and [worthless]

  19. carmenxo carmenxo
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2010 9:07pm UTC
    nothing lasts forever;
    forever is a lie.
    all we have is what's between
    hello & goodbye.

  20. MajesticLove MajesticLove
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2010 7:17pm UTC
    I am strong because I am weak.
    I am beautiful because I know my flaws.
    I am a lover because I’m a fighter.
    I am fearless because I have been afraid.
    I am WISE because I have been foolish.
    … and I can laugh because I’ve known sadness.

:)

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