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  1. bookgirl12 bookgirl12
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 9:21pm UTC
    Attractive male: I wish I had a girlfriend.Me: I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!

  2. xjuicygirlx xjuicygirlx
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 8:51pm UTC
    Whoever put "too cool to do drugs" on a pencil is an eediot...
    everytime you sharpen it:
    "cool to do drugs",
    "to do drugs",
    "do drugs",

  3. soccergirl2579 soccergirl2579
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 10:39pm UTC
    Everyday Situation
    Me: Hey...
    Me: Bye.
    just me?

  4. skinnyminikitty skinnyminikitty
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2011 1:07pm UTC
    Hey babe
    Who is this? Sorry, I lost all my contacts.
    Your boyfriend<3
    S h i t.

  5. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. jumbo119 jumbo119
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 8:27pm UTC
    favorite and ill write your true loves name on your wall. ♥
    » no matter how many i get !

  7. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 9:25pm UTC
    I'm female.
    Fe=Iron Male=Man
    Therefore I am Iron Man ♥

    posted a quote
    October 30, 2011 8:23pm UTC
    Do you still have feelings for me?
    Oh yea... of course...
    Like hatred, anger, disappointment, and stuff like that.

  9. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 2:43pm UTC
    No, I'm not single
    I am in a long distance relationship
    Because my boyfriend lives in FUTURE.

  10. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 4:00pm UTC
    Dad to his son
    "Next time the bully ask for your money,
    Tell him you left it on his mother's dresser ."

  11. samprules102 samprules102
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 8:35pm UTC
    "Are you more afriad of spiders or birds?"
    I'm more afraid of spiders because you know
    birds, birds they stay outside you know they respect your motherf*ckin boundaries
    You're not just gonna walk home and see a motherf*ckin bird chillen on the couch.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  12. GillyHicks GillyHicks
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 8:59pm UTC
    Hey. Your color blind right??
    Yeah, why.....?
    I know exactly what I am getting you for your birthday!
    ......Whats that?
    a rubix cube ;P

  13. ceej97 ceej97
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 6:50pm UTC
    I have CDO.
    Its like OCD, but in
    alphabetical order.

  14. silje_x3 silje_x3
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2011 12:42pm UTC
    fave if you didn't know that
    you can type fb.com for short

  15. MLIEminem MLIEminem
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2011 11:59am UTC
    The 7 Things I hate
    about you:
    You're vein,
    You're games,
    You're insecure,
    You love me you like her.
    You make me laugh, you make me cry,
    I don't know which side to buy.
    Your friends are jerks
    when you act like them, just know it huirts.
    I wanna be with the one I know.
    and the 7th thing I
    hate the most that you do...
    you make me love you.t

  16. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2011 2:30pm UTC
    the awkward first 30 minutes of a party

  17. badwolf* badwolf*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 4:34pm UTC
    ♥ this and your nose will automatically

  18. SwagIsAHabit SwagIsAHabit
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 4:55pm UTC
    The Kia commercial makes me wanna buy a hamster, not a car

  19. _Kelsi_ _Kelsi_
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2011 9:35pm UTC
    Why did A and B go to the store?
    To get some CDs.


  20. ILikeItOrange ILikeItOrange
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2011 9:03pm UTC
    Pants on the ground
    [Pants on the] ground, looking like a fool With your pants on the ground


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