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  1. kravutskea kravutskea
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 2:20pm UTC
    Today, my flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendent
    who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
    As the plane prepared to decend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us
    that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing
    the big scary plane shortly, so lovley people, if you could just
    put your trays up, that would be super."
    On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed
    and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
    "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines,
    but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat
    us down onto the gound." She calmly turned her haid and said,
    "In my country, I am called a princess, and I take orders from no one."
    To which, (I swear), the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
    "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I am called a Queen, so I outrank you.
    "Tray up!"
    day.made.

  2. ACuttersDiary ACuttersDiary
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    Today, my best friend
    Angie was pushed down the stairs
    intentionally by a boy in my class.
    She was sent to the nurse.
    She was immediatley rushed to the
    hospital.She broke her elbow, and
    her tailbone.All the boy got was a
    detention .This was completley
    intentional And all he got was a
    detention.
    Fave if you think this is wrong.
    All I'm asking is that you pray for her.

  3. mumblebumble mumblebumble
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    hannahlovesxox fade
    You're 10 and you wear more makeup than clothes.
    Obviously there's a problem.

  4. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 6:00pm UTC
    when someone tells you
    - about their problems, it doesn't always -
    mean their complaining, it means they trust you ♥

  5. emma21 emma21
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    I 'm an endangered species. it's called
    teenage virgin

  6. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 2:28pm UTC
    Whoever invented
    The "Copy and Paste"
    Has saved many hours of my life.
    © ThatsSoMeee


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  8. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 6:37pm UTC
    it was real, wasn't it?
    you and me. such a long time
    ago, we were just a couple of kids.
    but we really loved each other, didn't we?

  9. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 4:24pm UTC
    I could name a thousand
    reasons why I hate you, but a million reasons why I love you.

  10. hannahlovesxox hannahlovesxox
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 4:59pm UTC
    i think im afraid of being happy because whenever i get too happy. something bad always happens.
    -charlie brown♥

  11. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 3:22pm UTC
    I liked when I was little
    and I wore clothes that I liked and not clothes I look good in

  12. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 7:49pm UTC
    Some boys run fast,
    But mascara runs faster ♥

  13. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 5:32pm UTC
    If you spell,
    Jesus backwards it sounds like a French guy trying to say sausage.

    NMF.NMQ.

  14. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 4:04pm UTC
    "Who's that?"
    "What are they doing?"
    What's happening?"
    Shut up and watch the movie
    nmf

  15. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 5:40pm UTC
    credit: confessions_of_a_cutter
    Watch out for the ones who are always trying to make everyone else feel better.
    They need help, too.
    They just won't ever show it.

  16. iloveyaahx3 iloveyaahx3
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 6:33pm UTC
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  17. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 7:19pm UTC
    When someone touches my phone
    I automatically turn into a ninja

  18. ashbashx3 ashbashx3
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 4:20pm UTC
    What if oxygen makes our voice deeper,
    and helium just makes it normal?
    MIND =BLOWN

  19. lillyann_13 lillyann_13
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 3:28pm UTC
    don't rush into love,
    because even in fairytales,
    the happy ending takes place
    on the last page.

  20. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 4:15pm UTC
    We don't talk anymore
    and the saddest part is, we used to talk everyday..

:)

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