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  1. bianca4evr bianca4evr
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 9:38pm UTC
    We did something interesting in English today. We were given an article...and were told to read it.
    I'm pretty sure it speaks for itself...
    You are not your hair color. You are not your choice of clothing. You're not your height, weight or job or degree of education. More importantly, you're not your mistakes. You're not defined by the things that make you human, otherwise known to some as "flaws." The physical are just descriptors that make you easier to indentify by others, they don't define who you are.
    You are whatever touches your soul more deeply than anything. You are who you love. You are the music that makes you cry. You are the daydreams your mind trails off to. You are your favorite food. You are your deepest desires. You are what you want to bring to the world. You are the silly jokes that make you laugh. You are how you treat other people, especially people who don't and can't do anything for you in return. You are anything and everything that touches you and changes you from your core.

  2. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 8:52pm UTC
    *Esteban's voice*
    thees ees a deesaster

  3. Jersey_Girl Jersey_Girl
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 1:50pm UTC
    *after last swim meet of season*
    him: now I can't see anyone anymore. I don't go to school with you guys. :(
    me: well, I see everyone but you... unless.... nahh....
    him: well I guess there's no harm in trying.
    me: trying what?
    him: going out. I wanna go out with you.
    me: are you asking me out?
    him: Yes :)
    me: what do you hope I say?
    him: hopefully yes.
    me: well yes(: uhderrr silly boyy(:
    finally, changing myself payed off.

  4. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 8:25pm UTC
    oh my god guys i'm in a cafe on my own and this massive group of popular guys i know just walked in
    i could say hi but im sitting at a table with a laptop and a plate of food the size of asia
    i'm actually making a quote just so i look like i'm doing something, not just sitting here a loser. because i am sitting here like a loser
    one of them's walking over in my direction help abort mission abort mission
    he said hey and i was too socially awkward to admit i'm here alone so i said my friends are in the bathroom
    which they're not.
    because they don't exist.
    because they're not real.
    i can't just walk out now that'd be too obvious
    please tell me they're getting coffee to go or something
    i need to leave right now before they realise i lied about the friends
    but i have a coffee
    and it's caramel flavoured
    and also i have a pie and some chocolate cake
    don't judge me, i eat like twelve grown men
    why do bad things happen to good people?
    maybe i could take the coffee and leave?
    ...no it's not takeaway so I'd get arrested for stealing the cup
    help help help help help
    i wish i could make TARDIS noises and disappear but no
    i'm not a time machine
    i wish i was a time machine.
    abort abort abort

  5. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 3:06pm UTC
    I want to tell you all a story.
    This is going to be a little long, but I hope it will make all of you think.
    Last night, I walked into the living room, where my parents were watching the news. On the screen was a picture of a beautiful, and I mean a beautiful little girl. She had blonde hair and glasses. I stopped for a minute, to listen to what had happened. This little girl, who was 11 years old, had killed herself. Her mom came on later saying that she had been getting bullied on the bus. Her hair was being pulled, she was getting hit, and kids were making fun of her, all because she had glasses and ADHD. Her mom had called tried everything to get it to stop, she got her bus changed, called the school, and had even called the police, but the bullying still continued. This beautiful little girl was only 11 years old. Her mom could barely get a word out because she was in tears. This mother woke up to find that her child had hung herself. Now, I don't know the family personally, and I don't know the full story, because they live approximately 4 to 5 hours away from me. All I know is what the news said. All I know is that a mother lost her perfect little angel because people are bullies. I will never understand why people do the things they do.
    Rest in peace, princess.
    They can't hurt you anymore.

  6. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 7:06pm UTC
    Two years later, and I'm still
    madly in love.

  7. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 3:10am UTC
    i hate it when people call me pretty or beautiful because i know that they're lying but i don't like arguing with them over it.

  8. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  9. idance idance
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 1:05pm UTC
    Whenever I think I'm going to get in trouble, I hide my phone.

  10. Jersey_Girl Jersey_Girl
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 2:07pm UTC
    I wanna be his girl.
    I want him to love me even though I'm not perfect.
    Even though I burn my finger on my hair, not the straightener.
    Even though I trip over oxygen.
    Even though I look shïtty sometimes.
    Even though I'm crazy.
    Even though my love for him will never end.

  11. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 4:35pm UTC
    *teacher on a date*
    guy: can i kiss you
    teacher: i dont know, CAN you?

  12. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 6:12pm UTC
    i can't use sleep as an escape
    anymore. i have nightmares
    every night, but every
    day is a nightmare, too.

  13. Jersey_Girl Jersey_Girl
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 10:41pm UTC
    Ladies and Gentlemen,
    Jillian Michaels.

  14. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 8:09pm UTC
    Most overused movie quote:
    Parent: You're throwing away your dream!
    Teenager: No mom/dad, I'm throwing away yours

  15. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 4:19pm UTC
    girls pockets: can fit a piece of lint, and if lucky, two.
    boys pockets: can fit car keys, a notepad, a calculator, the neighbor's dog, an apartment complex, the entire state of Hawaii, and half of Jupiter.

  16. SoccerGirl1016 SoccerGirl1016
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 10:42pm UTC
    Do you know what I got for Christmas? Fat. I got fat.

  17. secretgirl12467 secretgirl12467
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 3:42pm UTC
    Its like I want you to know
    but I dont want to tell you

  18. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 10:20pm UTC
    I will never forget how you
    smelled that day
    like your mom did your laundry
    and like you wanted me to
    want you and breathe
    you in until I got lightheaded
    and had to sit down
    and I will never forget the
    way you looked at me
    like you could sort through all
    the clutter in my head
    and I will never forget
    how your voice sounded
    soft and sudden and
    illuminated just like your eyes
    when you said I was different
    and that was the exact
    moment when
    i let myself
    feel again
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  19. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 10:40pm UTC
    It's one thing
    to tell her
    that she's beautiful,
    it's another thing
    to make her
    feel it too.

  20. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 10:31pm UTC
    if someone gave you a book that was the story of your life would you read it to the end?


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