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Atroposia
posted a quote
October 29, 2014 6:49pm UTC

person:OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
me:nope
person:BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
me: loli'm not

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_Jannette
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October 29, 2014 7:39pm UTC

pros of wearing all black: looks so badasscons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

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seafoam*
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October 29, 2014 8:41pm UTC

we are all
SEARCHING FOR SOMEONE WHOSE DEMONS [x] [x] [x]
»PLAY WELL
wITH♥ouRs.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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happiest*
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April 25, 2014 9:48am UTC

My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother
BFF:Grandmother I need to talk to you
Grandma:[concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
BFF:No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
Grandma:What?
BFF:I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
Grandma:[relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.

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Hailea Katherine*
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April 30, 2014 2:17pm UTC

Last night he called
me at around midnight. I didnt answer because I was too nervous
I texted him and said "did you call me by accident?" he texted me
back and said "no, I wanted to know how you were doing". I called
him and we talked, he continued to tell me how lonely and depressed
he was, even with her (he left me for her). He told me she would kill
him if she knew he was talking to me, so I asked him why he was
talking to me and he said "because you're always so nice to me"
I reeasured him that even after all the sh*t he's done to me, that
I'll always be here if he needs me. He said "I'll always love you too"
I said "thats not what I said though.." he said "it's the same thing"

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AnaCastro196
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April 2, 2014 2:22pm UTC

RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVE A
HOPELESS CRUSH ON SOMEONE YOU
CAN NEVER CALL YOURS🙋🙋 🙋 🙋 🙋
🙋 🙋 🙋 🙋 🙋 🙋 🙋 🙋 🙋 🙋 🙋 🙋 🙋 🙋 🙋

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Steezy
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April 2, 2014 3:17pm UTC

So Pinochios a no strings attached kinda guy

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SuperNovaChic
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March 23, 2014 2:46pm UTC

“I just lost your book” they said.
“It’s not like it’s a big deal” they said.
“It’s just a book” they said.
“What are you doing with that axe” they said.

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SuperNovaChic
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March 23, 2014 8:36pm UTC

Even if you tell me to go to hell, I am stuck here. Satan took out a restraining order against me.

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halfempty
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March 25, 2014 4:20pm UTC

The first time you told me that you loved me I knew it wasn’t true. I read each word from a glass phone screen through squints at 11 pm and no resentment or confusion surpassed the excitement embedded in each of my muscles. I knew you were young and you were naive and you weren’t experienced enough to know that love wasn’t simply a minor fascination with another human being. I wanted to show you what love felt like when it was screamed at 3 am. I wanted to let you be there when our affection splashed out of the puddles we jumped in, or when it ran down your face like your tears the night that we watched The Notebook on your mothers couch. I wanted our adoration to be bright enough to tan our skin in winter and I wanted our passion to pool like the blood behind the skin on my cheeks when you kissed me for the first time. I wanted to be the last one you ever assumed to be in love with merely because my eyes smiled at yours or because you liked how my skin smelled like vanilla. And judging by the booming echo your heart made when it cracked the day I walked away, I succeeded.
r.m.

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BravoSierra
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March 26, 2014 12:56pm UTC

me: dad is dinner ready?
dad: will you just wait?
me: I DID MY WAITING
dad: oh no
me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT
dad: not again
me: IN AZKABAN

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BittersweetMemories
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April 3, 2014 11:07am UTC

& how does it feel,
feeling a way you don't want to feel?

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BravoSierra
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April 3, 2014 2:27pm UTC

teacher: when you've finished the test, please go back and read over your answers.
me: i'm never going back, the past is in the past

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Hale_Storm18
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April 3, 2014 6:57pm UTC

While I powder my nose he will powder his gums. And, if I try to get close, he is already gone. I don't know where he's going, I don't know where he's been. But he's restless at night. He has horrible dreams.
So we lay in the dark 'cause we've got nothing to say. Just the beating of hearts, like two drums in the grey. I don't know what we're doing, I don't know what we've done. But the fire is coming so I think we should run.
I think we should run.
While I put on my shoes he will button his coat and we will step outside, checking out the coast is clear on both sides. We don't want to be seen. Oh, this is suicide. But you can't see the ropes.
And I won't tell my mother. It's better she don't know. And he won't tell his folks 'cause they're already ghosts. So we'll just keep each other as safe as we can. Until we reach the border, until we make our plan to run.
Will you stay with me my love? For another day? 'Cause I don't want to be alone when I'm in this state.
Will you stay with me my love? 'Till we're old and grey? I don't want to be alone when these bones decay.

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MadiCakes
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April 1, 2014 8:08pm UTC

My brother randomly walks in my room: On a scale of fake pockets to nachos, how good are your ideas?
My answer: eh probably inbetween, pizza and waffles
WE'RE NORMAL I PROMISE.

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AnaCastro196
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April 1, 2014 10:05pm UTC

Don't want to be an American idiot. One nation controlled by the media. Information age of hysteria. It's calling out to idiot America.
Format by Breeze

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happiest*
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March 22, 2014 7:26am UTC

It’s Saturday night where I am and I’m guessing that a lot of you are going to end up drunk, high or in a stranger’s bed. There’s something you all need to remember; you don’t need that bottle of vodka to talk to that cute boy, you don’t need to get high in a club bathroom to escape the demons of your past. No matter how many times that cute boy says he’ll love you in the morning, he’s lying. Yes, it will feel nice to be needed for the night but when morning comes that boy will tell you to leave and that is was fun but he will never call you. He will leave you and you’ll go back to feeling empty. Now I don’t know this from personal experience but I’ve seen enough friends peel themselves off the bathroom floor to know that this is not what you need. If you’re chasing the high or feeling of drunken bliss, you can find it in other places. If you’re looking for that warm feeling of being needed, you can find it in better places than the bed of that cute boy from the bar. You deserve to be loved forever for who you truly are, not who you are when you’re just trying to forget your life.
and

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happiest*
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March 22, 2014 4:53pm UTC

I know of a kid who was in a coma for a week and when he woke up the first thing he did was panic because he had homework due and I think that sums up the American school system pretty well

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savannah*
posted a quote
February 9, 2014 7:26pm UTC

don't you dare
tell me that i'm beautiful
or that you love all of my flaws
and the way I laugh
when i'm nervous
because I will believe you
and I will fall for you
and you
will not be able to catch me
(ST)

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