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1. stayybeautiful_xox
   posted a quote
   January 4, 2014 9:18pm UTC
   ♥ dont expect a change if you dont make an effort♥
   
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2. stayybeautiful_xox
   posted a quote
   January 2, 2014 2:23pm UTC
   Why do we have to go back to school after break?
   That's like promising a child a sucker, but have it already eaten & sitting in your pocket for three days with lint stuck to it
   ITS CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT
   
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3. stayybeautiful_xox
   posted a quote
   October 9, 2013 4:00pm UTC
   my mom gets home from work
   mom: did you eat anything when you got home from school?
   me: more like what didnt I eat..
   
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4. stayybeautiful_xox
   posted a quote
   October 9, 2013 3:58pm UTC
   That awkward moment when youre so lazy that making instant mac-and-cheese takes too much effort
   
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5. stayybeautiful_xox
   posted a quote
   September 8, 2013 3:13pm UTC
   Bestfri(END)
   Girlfri(END)
   Boyfri(END)
   Hus(BAND)
   Coincidence?
   I think not.
   
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6. stayybeautiful_xox
   posted a quote
   August 18, 2013 9:43am UTC
   HaPPY BIRTHDaY TaLia!
   ||||||||||||||||||||||♥We Love You
   
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7. stayybeautiful_xox
   posted a quote
   December 17, 2012 8:48pm UTC
   MY PERIOIDS SUPPOSED TO START ON 12/25/12
   when i said i wanted presents
   i didnt mean like that
   
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8. stayybeautiful_xox
   posted a quote
   October 15, 2012 7:21pm UTC
   That awkward moment when sunscreen is flammable....
   
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9. stayybeautiful_xox
   posted a quote
   October 11, 2012 7:23pm UTC
   Kid: Normally, at night, mommy makes me take a bath
   Tina the babysitter: Okay!
   Kid : Usually mommy gets in the bath with me
   Tina: uhh okaay...
   Kid: Mommy usually lets me touch her belly button
   Tina: Really? Um okaay
   ...
   Tina: HEEY! THATS NOT MY BELLY BUTTON!
   Kid: Thats not my finger(;
   
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10. stayybeautiful_xox
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 10:10am UTC
    l hate you,
    THEN I LOVE YOU [x] [x] [x]
    iT'S LIKe I«
    ||||||||||||||||||||||♥ o n e d a y i w a n n a t h r o w y o u
    off of a bridge
    t h e n I w a n n a r u n t o t h e
    b
    o
    t
    t
    o
    m
    nmqf
    to catch
    you
    
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11. stayybeautiful_xox
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 6:48pm UTC
    My school banned yoga pants....
    schools arent letting us be kids anymore
    
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12. stayybeautiful_xox
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 6:47pm UTC
    Im not fat....
    Im just so sexy it overflows
    
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13. stayybeautiful_xox
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 7:08pm UTC
    wHo elsee
    wonders if spongebob's house smells like pineapple?♥
    
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14. stayybeautiful_xox
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    September 3, 2012 8:28am UTC
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    im so confused...
    
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15. stayybeautiful_xox
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 10:29am UTC
    Whoever made up
    "Roses are red,
    Violets are blue"
    needs to learn their colors,
    because violets are violet, not blue.
    ♥
    
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16. stayybeautiful_xox
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 9:17am UTC
    Teacher: Do your parents let you put your feet all over your furniture at home?
    Me: No, but I dont consider a plastic chair as 'furniture'
    
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17. stayybeautiful_xox
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    When You are
    (( WRITING THE STORY OF YOUR l i f e DONT LET ANYONE ELSE♥ ))
    Hol d THe Pen
    
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18. stayybeautiful_xox
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 9:22am UTC
    "Why do some people
    say "Grow some balls?" [x] [x] [x]
    »BALLS ARE WEAK AND SENSITIVE
    i f y o u w a n n a b e t o u g h g r o w a v a g i n a.
    {thOse thIngs
    can take a pounding" [x] [x] [x]
    -Betty White♥
    
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19. stayybeautiful_xox
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 9:10am UTC
    wHo elsee
    brushes thier teeth really well before the dentist?♥
    
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