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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 8:38pm UTC
    You see that guy over there?
    He looks like just an average guy
    Doesn't he?
    But to me he's my everything
    He's all I ever think about
    He makes me smile on my worse days
    He's the guy I talk to 24/7 even when I'm crabby
    I tell him everything
    I trust him
    He make me forget all the pain by showering me with love
    He's such an amazing guy
    See that guy over there?
    He's my other half
    And I don't know what I would do without him

  3. AlyssaLovesYou AlyssaLovesYou
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 11:39pm UTC
    How many girls?
    How many girls did you use that line on?
    How many girls did you make the same promises to?
    How many girls did you call "the one"?
    How many girls did you look in the eye the same way you do to me and say "I love you."?
    How many girls did you try to make feel special the same way you did to me?
    So tell me, how many?

  4. CrazyFootballChick CrazyFootballChick
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 10:17pm UTC
    It's me or her
    and for your own physical protection,
    I suggest you pick me.

  5. SubsidingOne SubsidingOne
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 10:20pm UTC
    Girlfriend: Roses are red
    Violets are blue,
    you are my boyfriend and i love you!
    Boyfriend: Thanks babe, i love you too
    Girlfriend: ...But the roses are wilting,
    The violets are dead,
    I heard you've been cheating,
    and i'll knock off your head!
    Boyfriend: Ah, about that...

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    men say that women should come with instructions.
    but what's the point in that? has anyone really ever seen a man read the instructions?

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    "on a scale of 1 to Osama Bin Laden, how good was my hiding spot?"
    well, honestly, you're gonna get caught anyway.

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 6:47pm UTC
    preschool: stick you behind a desk and tell you not to break anything.
    middle/grade school: tell you it's a lot harder in high school.
    high school: tell you it's a lot harder in college/university.
    college/university: tell you it's harder in the "real world."
    "real world" job: sit behind a desk and don't break anything.
    preschool: the only education you'll need.


  9. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. Hyouka* Hyouka*
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    Love is like lightening,
    get hit once and baby it kills.

  11. Hyouka* Hyouka*
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 7:57pm UTC
    I wish i could press fast forward to
    see if it is all worth it in the end. <3

  12. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 2:09am UTC
    remember when you said I could tell you anything at all?
    remember how you said you'd always be there for me?
    remember how you promised I could trust you?
    remember the day you broke that promise?
    remember how you walked away?
    remember how you hurt me?
    remember how i cried?
    i hope you do.
    so do i.

  13. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 10:36am UTC
    One Day You'll Meet A Guy.
    A n d u l t i m a t e l y , h e ' s g o i n g t o f i n d o u t .
    How you chew, how you sip, how you dance, how you smell at every point in the day.
    How your face looks underneath all the make up.
    How you can be hyper at times, how you love chocolate and how certain shows and games
    MAKE YOU ♥ REALLY HAPPY.
    How you think you look bad in all your photos and how cranky you get when you're tired.
    He's going to know everything about you.
    And he's still going to love you ♥

  14. tumblrwittyfacebook tumblrwittyfacebook
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 12:12pm UTC
    " I'm not
    going to be
    the person
    I'm expected
    to be
    anymore"

  15. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 4:25pm UTC
    I’d like a cheap date.
    You know?
    One of those nights where we could just lay a blanket
    on the grass, and lay underneath the stars?
    Share a conversation, build a bond,
    share stories, and deep secrets.
    Maybe a walk and a picnic at the park.
    Something old fashioned beats anything,
    rather than just watching a movie and eating dinner.
    I’d like to do something nobody really does anymore.
    Let’s have a cheap date.

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 8:31pm UTC
    turning a toaster sideways
    to get grilled cheese.

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 8:37pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  18. IEatPieAllDayandNight IEatPieAllDayandNight
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 5:48pm UTC
    If you think it's never going to get better, read this.
    now, i know a lot of teenagers these days are suicidal and depressed. i know
    lots of you think that it will never ever get better. but just think of it this way..
    you are a teenager. you still have about 60+ years left to live, and do amazing things.
    you're going to meet someone who will love you to no end. you're going to have beautiful kids. you're not going to feel this pain forever. i know it may seem like that. & i know you've been hurting for what seems like forever, but when you're in your 40's and you have a beautiful life you will look back and think, 'Wow. I'm so glad I didn't kill myself." and you might have some scars here and there, but that shows strength. they're beautiful battle wounds from being at war with yourself. but one day,
    it will get better.

  19. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    I HATE WHEN PEOPLE TELL ME I'VE CHANGED, WHEN THEY
    NEVER KNEW ME AT ALL

  20. ThisGirlIsMe ThisGirlIsMe
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 3:26pm UTC
    Sometimes, Tears Are A Sign Of Unspoken Happiness,
    And A Smile Is A Sign Of Silenced Pain.

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