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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 2:55pm UTC

My friend James is in a coma
Please.. Pray for him.
He is a lovely boy. And he has a great soul.
I hope he'll get better.
Send him some good comments.
JamesWitty is his username.
I love you Jamie Boy.
Please , be okay..

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 12:40pm UTC

Breakfast with my family
Dad: I think we all need to do something more useful in our lives.
Mom: Yeah. Like I will start taking longer walks.
Dad: I'm going to focus more on building my buisnesses.
Sister: I'm gonna get a better job.
Sister: I'm gonna get better grades for college..
Brother: I'm gonna work out more and get bigger for sports.
Me: I'm gonna make better quotes
Mom:
Dad:
Sister:
Sister:
Brother:
Me: I mean better grades

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 12:06am UTC

AT A SCARY MOVIE
Boy Dies: lol sucks for you. XD
Girl Dies: Why did you go in the basement? The creepy guy said to NEVER go in the basement. Good thing your dead your stupidity probably would've killed other people too. -__-
Animal Dies: DIRECTOR! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU MAN. >.<
nmq

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lovebeinghyper
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 9:15am UTC

Okay. So my aim is to follow everyone on Witty.
Fave or Comment if I haven’t followed you, and I will.
I wanna do this before my one year anniversary on Witty which is September 6th.
Please help!

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staystrongchance
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 11:34pm UTC

It's only been a week, but it feels like forever since I've seen his smiling face. I've been in bed, trying to get it through my head that he's really gone. I want to packup and head back up to the hospital, but I know he won't be there. I've gotten about 20 letters in the mail, but I haven't opened any of them because the reminder hurts more than anything. It's hard to wake up in the morning, because I have nothing to do with my life. I lost 90% of my friends because I was up in the hospital all summer with Chance. I'm actually going to ask my mom to send me to crosspoint, so I can get better. It's my choice, and as of right now I can't get ahold of reality. It could be a while before I update again, but thank you all so much for being there for me. Witty is truely a miracle. Thank you, from the bottom of my heart to the top.
RestEasyChanceLee<3

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鲁汉 ♡*
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 6:57am UTC

Me & My 15 year old Step-Brother:
Me: *reading one direction magazine*
Koby: thats one direction right?
Me: Yeah! How'd you know?
Koby: You talk about them all the time.
Me: *shows him poster of all of them*
Koby: *points in order* Harry, Niall, Zayn, Liam and Louis.
Me: O.O
Koby: Harry looks like the flirt... his got that 'come at me ladies' smile.
Me: Go on...
Koby: Niall's probably the sweet one, he looks protectable.
Koby: Zayn's like, 'look-at-my-quiff-man'.
Koby: You can tell Liam's like the sensible one just by the way he dresses and how he holds himself.
Koby: No offence but Louis dresses really gay... okay, fine. He dresses like a sailor.
Koby: Hmm, who's Kevin.
Koby: Oh, he's a pigeon made famous by Louis.
Koby: Oh, Louis and Niall are afraid of birds.
Koby: Oh, Liam has a girlfriend, Danielle.
Koby: Oh, Zayn's middle name is Javaad.
Koby: Oh, Harry's favourite food is tacos.
Koby: Oh -
Me: JUST TAKE THE MAGAZINE AND GO TO YOUR BEDROOM.
He owns that magazine now. -_-
true story.

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samhu00
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 9:37am UTC

Yesterday, I was at community day and my six year old cousin was there. I went and got him a balloon. After playing with it for about five minutes, he let it go in the air. Then he asked for mine. He took it and also let it go. His mom asked him why he did that. And he answered "I gave it to daddy." His father died a few weeks ago from cancer.♥
true story

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DwightAllRight
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 1:18pm UTC

English Teacher: Ok class, today I want you to write a story that contains fear, romance, and mystery. I also want you to write it in the fewest number of words possible.
Girl writes: "I think I'm pregnant."
The girl got an "A".

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 6:22pm UTC

Dear Girls,
You yell at guys for looking at your chest, but whenever a guy is shirtless, all you do is stare at our abs.?
Sincerely, 'My eyes are up here!"

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duncann98
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 8:01pm UTC

Dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah circus. Dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah afro. Circus, afro, circus, afro, polka dot, polka dot, polka dot, afro!

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live_laugh_love_party
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 10:40pm UTC

format: sk8ter_gurl_17
IF BARBIE WAS REAL...
-She would be 5'9" tall, have a
39" bust, an 18" waist, 33" hips,
and a size 3 shoe.
-She would weigh 110 pounds,
Barbie would have a BMI of
16.24 and would fit the
criteria for anorexia. She likely
would not menstruate.
-She'd have to walk on all fours
due to her porportions.
AND:
Slumber Party Barbie was
introduced in 1965 and came
with a bathroom scale
permanently set at 110
pounds with a book entitled
"How to Lose Weight" with
directions inside simply stating
"Don't eat."

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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DenaAnn
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 2:57pm UTC

So today..
My mother and I decided to go to Applebee's for lunch. Just the 2 of us.
And old man came up to me and said, "You look very beautiful today, just as beautiful as my wife did on our wedding day."
I couldn't help but smile.
He showed me a picture.
She was gorgeous, even if it was from awhile back.
I asked, "Well, thank you! Where is your lovely wife?"
He replied with, "She died in a car accident the day after we got married. I visit her grave everyday with both our wedding rings in my hand. Pretending like it was our wedding day all over again."
He gives me hope.♥

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jade101
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 11:11pm UTC

Read If You Have A Heart!
My Mom is Very Sick.
Please Pray For Her.
She Is My Hero.
I Need Her.
My Dad Left Me When
I Was Little.
She is All I Have.

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MacKenzieSwims
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 11:41pm UTC

Operator: 911, please hold.
Me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold
Killer: Oh okay, sorry.

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Olisbabe *
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 7:49pm UTC

That FML Moment
When the wierdest kid in the school has a girlfriend and you forever alone.

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MySweetEscape
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 8:12pm UTC

We're not perfect. Any of us.
We make mistakes, we screw up but then we forgive and move forward.
-The last song.

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MissAnna
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 7:03pm UTC

i don't know what my future holds,
x - x - x but i'm hoping you're in it.

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AustinH
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 10:44pm UTC

WHATEVER YOU'RE DO GIVE YOUR 100%
unless you're donating blood.

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 9:41pm UTC

Things about me no one knows. #1
I've never kissed a guy.
Why?
I'm scared he'll leave me and I'll be left heart broken.

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