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starfishlol

Status: Live, Laugh, Love

Member Since: 8 Mar 2012 07:36pm

Last Seen: 24 Mar 2013 05:28pm

user id: 282066

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  1. starfishlol starfishlol
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 9:37pm UTC
    *rude teacher retires* Everyone: Yay !
    ME: DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD !
    nmf

  2. starfishlol starfishlol
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 9:25pm UTC
    They said: " If you love someone, let them go and if they try to let you back into their life, then they cared all allong" so i cut him off : no texting, callling , messaging, seeing, or chatting. and he came back into my life out of nowhere so i guess he truly cared after all <3

  3. starfishlol starfishlol
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 9:03pm UTC
    Back to school=back to bullsh*t

  4. starfishlol starfishlol
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 5:37pm UTC
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  5. starfishlol starfishlol
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    August 5, 2012 6:47pm UTC
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  6. starfishlol starfishlol
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 1:59am UTC
    This ain't Burger King you can't have it your way b*tch!

  7. starfishlol starfishlol
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 3:31pm UTC
    When witty removes the swearing from your quote it's no longer funny.

  8. starfishlol starfishlol
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    July 31, 2012 3:22pm UTC
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  9. starfishlol starfishlol
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    Here's to the girls:
    Who push the door when it says pull
    Who watch movies like the Vow and the Notebook and wish they had someone like that Who are misunderstood by their parents Who are nice but get nothing in return Who don't seem to do anything right Who'd rather spend time with friends than spend time giving head Who are considered "uncool".
    Smile, you are beautiful .

  10. starfishlol starfishlol
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 9:25pm UTC
    Reality vs. Expectation
    Expectation: Hot guy who cares about me, treats me well and makes me feel like a queen.
    Expectation: Nerdy stalker who drives a bicycle and asks if I want a ride....

  11. starfishlol starfishlol
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 9:11pm UTC
    All I want to know is that you
    care. To know that you care enough to reply brings a twinkle to my eye.

:)

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