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Buzz_LightYear
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September 30, 2015 6:57pm UTC

I just got accepted to university.
Please don't give up on yourself.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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lydiablegh
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May 3, 2015 7:50pm UTC

Me: *Shaves
legs*
Me: *sits there for 20 minutes stroking
smooth legs*

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carpediem*
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March 12, 2015 9:24am UTC

CRY A RIVER.
BUILD A BRIDGE.
GET OVER IT.

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carpediem*
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March 12, 2015 9:27am UTC

Be with someone who would drive five
hours, just to see you for one.

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theonewithin
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December 3, 2014 9:02am UTC

Hating Me Wont Make You Pretty.

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Madi_Milkshakes*
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December 3, 2014 12:22am UTC

A baby's laughter is the most beautiful sounds you'll ever hear.
Unless it's 3am, you're home alone and you don't have a baby.

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Derprie ⚓*
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December 3, 2014 9:13am UTC

Cheating is easy.....
Try something more challenging...
Like... Staying FAITHFUL.

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theonewithin
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December 2, 2014 1:26pm UTC

You must be Cinderella, because I see that dress disappearing by midnight.

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KaleidoscopeEyes
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August 10, 2014 9:28pm UTC

As we got older the monsters
crept from under our beds
and into our minds

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Elementpurple13*
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August 10, 2014 11:54am UTC

Heres to YOUNGLOV3MURD3R and HellenitsaK who are super kind and AthenaS whos quotes know how to make me laugh, and soooo many others who have given me great advice, positive comments, and whos names appear repeatedly on my notifications list. I appreciate each and everyone of you beyond words. If i havent mentioned your name individually, dont fret. I probably keep forgeting how to spell it! Haha. See ya round witty!

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tumblr_
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August 10, 2014 7:17pm UTC

you dont understand how much you really mean to me.

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Elementpurple13*
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August 10, 2014 4:10pm UTC

One of these days im gonna post something real witty. Until then.... You guys are stuck with this.

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Alifefullofmistakes...*
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August 10, 2014 3:02am UTC

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how you did it.

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trippyhippy
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August 8, 2014 1:20am UTC

Drake and Josh
Josh: *Hanging from a roof* I deserve this. This is all because I forgot to feed my turtle Sheldon in kindergarten! He went to Heaven, and now my life is bad! [looks up] Ya happy, Sheldon?! We're even now!
Walter: Josh?
Josh: SHELDON!?

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lindseybananas_57
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August 6, 2014 7:20pm UTC

Do you have the timeTo listen to me whine About nothing and everything all at once

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the1975*
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August 6, 2014 7:23pm UTC

my parents warned me about the drugs on the street but never the ones with hazel eyesand a heartbeat

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Carla Crahan.*
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July 27, 2014 7:51pm UTC

Zombies
[noun]
the only men that will love you for your brains.

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Crazy girl*
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July 10, 2014 12:03pm UTC

I'd rather have a boyfriend who's dorky but a total sweetheart, than a really hot guy who's a player and flirts with every girl.

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MissAnna
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July 6, 2014 10:34am UTC

don't you think i was
too young to be messed
with? the girl in the dress
cried the whole way home.

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