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squirrel690 · 1 decade ago on quote 6624147
a sofa cushion O_O I DONT WANNA DIE!!!
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squirrel690 · 1 decade ago on quote 6621489
wait so who was the original creator of this quote??
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thesweetestmoments · 1 decade ago on quote 6621489
Does it matter? I think people have forgotten the meaning of "quote". It is to QUOTE someone ELSE not to make up their own saying. That would be called WRITING. This is a quote. Get off her.
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TheJealousOne · 1 decade ago on quote 6621489
Thank you omg! <3
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squirrel690 · 1 decade ago on quote 6608365
we're so talented
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squirrel690 · 1 decade ago on quote 6569608
OH U DONT LUV ME?!?!
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squirrel690 · 1 decade ago on quote 6586098
please be my best friend. now.
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squirrel690 · 1 decade ago on quote 6569608
oh. my. god. really?! they should really hook up like seriously. mine is named edward xD too bad though, edward speaks poolong, not oolong :(
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doublesidedice · 1 decade ago on quote 6569608
Oh. Well maybe we could be their translators and teach them the others language. Then they could seriously hang out and become good friends!
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squirrel690 · 1 decade ago on quote 6569608
they totally should! do u by any chance have a pet moon turtle?? if u do, OMIGOD THEY SHOULD HOOK UP TOGETHER
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doublesidedice · 1 decade ago on quote 6569608
Wow. I have a moon turtle! Her name is marie. She special tough, she can speak oolong. It's pretty cool :)
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squirrel690 · 1 decade ago on quote 6569608
oh. my. god. really?! they should really hook up like seriously. mine is named edward xD too bad though, edward speaks poolong, not oolong :(
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doublesidedice · 1 decade ago on quote 6569608
Oh. Well maybe we could be their translators and teach them the others language. Then they could seriously hang out and become good friends!
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squirrel690 · 1 decade ago on quote 6569608
You guys are going to get pitch slapped so hard, your man boobs are gonna concave.
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squirrel690 · 1 decade ago on quote 6569608
OMIGOD WHATS UR SPACE GIRAFFE'S NAME?!?! my spce giraffe's name is bob, i think they should hang out together...
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doublesidedice · 1 decade ago on quote 6569608
Oh my god! Mines name is Steve-Matthews! They should totally hang out. They might even become best space giraffe friends! :D
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squirrel690 · 1 decade ago on quote 6569608
they totally should! do u by any chance have a pet moon turtle?? if u do, OMIGOD THEY SHOULD HOOK UP TOGETHER
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doublesidedice · 1 decade ago on quote 6569608
Wow. I have a moon turtle! Her name is marie. She special tough, she can speak oolong. It's pretty cool :)
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squirrel690 · 1 decade ago on quote 6569608
oh. my. god. really?! they should really hook up like seriously. mine is named edward xD too bad though, edward speaks poolong, not oolong :(
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doublesidedice · 1 decade ago on quote 6569608
Oh. Well maybe we could be their translators and teach them the others language. Then they could seriously hang out and become good friends!
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squirrel690 · 1 decade ago on quote 6569608
hipsta, PLEASE
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squirrel690 · 1 decade ago on quote 6569608
eh, i would be as normal as a regular egg then...meh
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squirrel690 · 1 decade ago on quote 6569608
my friend's name was Cinderella. she got hit up by this totally hot guy, but his parents named him terribly. his name was charming, but he looked more like an edward. i think he was a total creep, cuz he tried to find my friend after this totally rad party they went to. eventually he found her, but that was after her stepmom locked her in as a servant.
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squirrel690 · 1 decade ago on quote 6569608
none. i chose my pet tarantula because they were both too distracted to father my children.
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doublesidedice · 1 decade ago on quote 6569608
Haha. I'm terrified of tarantulas, if they were that busy I would've chosen my space giraffe.
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squirrel690 · 1 decade ago on quote 6569608
OMIGOD WHATS UR SPACE GIRAFFE'S NAME?!?! my spce giraffe's name is bob, i think they should hang out together...
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doublesidedice · 1 decade ago on quote 6569608
Oh my god! Mines name is Steve-Matthews! They should totally hang out. They might even become best space giraffe friends! :D
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squirrel690 · 1 decade ago on quote 6569608
they totally should! do u by any chance have a pet moon turtle?? if u do, OMIGOD THEY SHOULD HOOK UP TOGETHER
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doublesidedice · 1 decade ago on quote 6569608
Wow. I have a moon turtle! Her name is marie. She special tough, she can speak oolong. It's pretty cool :)
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squirrel690 · 1 decade ago on quote 6569608
oh. my. god. really?! they should really hook up like seriously. mine is named edward xD too bad though, edward speaks poolong, not oolong :(
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doublesidedice · 1 decade ago on quote 6569608
Oh. Well maybe we could be their translators and teach them the others language. Then they could seriously hang out and become good friends!
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squirrel690 · 1 decade ago on quote 6569608
my brother found that dora and i had a thing, and so he and boots partnered up and used my lumps to bounce my pet monkey to the moon and back. Merry Easter!!!! nerp.
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squirrel690 · 1 decade ago on quote 6569608
once, my pet llama found my pet monkey and they had an epic battle between who could father my children.
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doublesidedice · 1 decade ago on quote 6569608
Which one won? Personally i wouldn't have made them battle, I would've chosen the monkey cuz I don't want a llama spitting on me in bed.
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squirrel690 · 1 decade ago on quote 6569608
none. i chose my pet tarantula because they were both too distracted to father my children.
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doublesidedice · 1 decade ago on quote 6569608
Haha. I'm terrified of tarantulas, if they were that busy I would've chosen my space giraffe.
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squirrel690 · 1 decade ago on quote 6569608
OMIGOD WHATS UR SPACE GIRAFFE'S NAME?!?! my spce giraffe's name is bob, i think they should hang out together...
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doublesidedice · 1 decade ago on quote 6569608
Oh my god! Mines name is Steve-Matthews! They should totally hang out. They might even become best space giraffe friends! :D
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squirrel690 · 1 decade ago on quote 6569608
they totally should! do u by any chance have a pet moon turtle?? if u do, OMIGOD THEY SHOULD HOOK UP TOGETHER
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doublesidedice · 1 decade ago on quote 6569608
Wow. I have a moon turtle! Her name is marie. She special tough, she can speak oolong. It's pretty cool :)
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squirrel690 · 1 decade ago on quote 6569608
oh. my. god. really?! they should really hook up like seriously. mine is named edward xD too bad though, edward speaks poolong, not oolong :(
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doublesidedice · 1 decade ago on quote 6569608
Oh. Well maybe we could be their translators and teach them the others language. Then they could seriously hang out and become good friends!
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squirrel690 · 1 decade ago on quote 6556680
oMFG THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT IM GOING THROUGH
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squirrel690 · 1 decade ago on quote 6555038
penelope ^.^
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squirrel690 · 1 decade ago on quote 6544927
Penelope
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JudyBeautyActress · 1 decade ago on quote 6544927
Tyler:)
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squirrel690 · 1 decade ago on quote 6517783
lmfao ikr sorry im respondin so late but seriously
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squirrel690 · 1 decade ago on quote 6520960
all i wanna do is lose control
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