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MissAnnoula · 1 decade ago
Anna
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24601* · 1 decade ago
In Japan, it's polite to slurp soup ,
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ducksandchickens3316 · 1 decade ago
Hey :) i love wittu :)
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yourbiggestfanthisisstan · 1 decade ago
Dear Squirrel690,

I stabbed you. You have a nice computer. You make me sneeze. You should make me food. Someday I will make fun of your awesome username. You + me = Clay Aiken. If I saw you now I’d dance. I want to brofist you. I would build a cabbage farm just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be its so nice to be happy shalalala. We could eat under the stars.

Love,
yourbiggestfanthisisstan


(P.S. Oprah )
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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves* · 1 decade ago
Sometimes I think I should do crystal meth... But then I think ehhhh better not..
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ElleRain10 · 1 decade ago
Stop trying to make fetch happen, it won't happen!
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thatgirl6219 · 1 decade ago
omlette, stop losing things in your shirt!
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Aidan · 1 decade ago
Once upon a time, there were a king and a queen living in a beautiful castle, they had a beautiful daughter named Ciderella. Unfortunately, Cinderella's mom died, and her father felt lonely, so he married a beautiful but evil queen who didn't treat Cinderella very well. Cinderella got mad and killed her. The end.
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JustNodandSmile · 1 decade ago
One upon a time there was the end who just wanted me for my lumps. Then there was a monkey and dora, and he stabbed her with stileto boots. Merry Halloween!!! Bleh...
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doublesidedice · 1 decade ago
Hey purple hippos invaded my house today and I stayed up all night feeding them my platypus' apple snacks...help!
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CaitlinAtTheDisco* · 1 decade ago
i get what i want when i feel like it
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lovelife17 · 1 decade ago
This is some bullsh/t haha it needs to slow down
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wowgirl · 1 decade ago
yeah.really

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gummybearzgorawr · 1 decade ago
OwO
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Christa133 · 1 decade ago
ERRRMAHHHGERDDDDDD!
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Bailey Ann* · 1 decade ago
I did as well.
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cheezbunni540 · 1 decade ago
Ooh what did he say (:
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CaitlinAtTheDisco* · 1 decade ago
1
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Melrose* · 1 decade ago
You couldn't find a shrp enough object?
You weren't pressing hard enough. Cause you really didn't want to do it.
If you really wanted to cut. You would have found a way.
Cutters cut with any object they can find.
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theglassbutterfly · 1 decade ago
Tell him all of that, and how much he means to you. And tell him you understand he doesn't want to like anyone.. but that you'll wait:))
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