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  1. springerspaniel1 springerspaniel1
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 11:57am UTC
    just think:
    one day, we will all be married and have a big happy family and we will all forget about witty. I say we all come back on on July 15, 2025 and we will see how everyones doing! who's with me?! this would be so cool

  2. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 2:34pm UTC
    GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG
    SOMETHING THEY SAID
    CAN STAY IN A GIRLS MIND

  3. Yourbeautiful* Yourbeautiful*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2013 5:45pm UTC
    I know a girl, who made a list of what she wanted in a boyfriend.
    “ He must have tanned skin. ” she said
    “ And blonde hair. ” she added
    “ He must be 6 foot or taller. ” she decided
    “ And be able to kick a football further than anyone else.”
    “ He needs to be strong ”
    “ And popular ”
    She searched for a long time, determined to find a boy from her list.
    No one seemed to have all the things she wanted in a boyfriend.
    Then came along a boy.
    He was not tanned.
    He didn't have blonde hair.
    He was no where near 6 foot.
    He had never really played football in his life.
    He was not strong.
    He was not popular.
    but this boy made her laugh and smile and talk about things she would never tell anyone else.
    She had became head over heels for this boy, who was perfect in an entirely different way.
    After all that searching her list now seemed pointless.
    Because in the end, you don't choose who you fall in love with.

  4. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 4:13pm UTC
    "Someday someone is going to look at you with a light in their eyes you’ve never seen, they’ll look at you like you’re everything they’ve been looking for their entire lives. Wait for it."

  5. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 3:41pm UTC
    Me in 1st-4th grade: How are people getting boyfriends already? That's weird.
    Me in 5th grade: I'm probably going to get a boyfriend in middle school.
    Me in 6th grade: I'm definitely getting a boyfriend this year.
    Me in 7th grade: Boyfriends are overrated, I don't need one.
    Me in 8th grade: Oh well, high school will be better.
    Me in 9th grade: Really? Am I that unappealing?
    Me now: Well, f.uck.

  6. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 1:45am UTC
    i was at a dinner with a group of about 20 friends the other night and quite a few of the airheaded popular girls were present.
    one girl was talking about how some kind of virus was killing her family's herd of cows, and they 'kept waking up dead'
    the cows
    kept waking up
    dead
    waking up dead.

  7. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 11:54pm UTC
    Its crazy to think that in this very second right know.someone's dying.someone's
    cheating on their wife.someone's writing a suicide note.someone just lost their daughter.someone just got diagnosed with cancer.someone just got in a car accident.someone's pregnant.someone did cocaine for the first time.someone just got rap ed.someone took another person's life.someone hasn't talked
    to their dad in years.someone is abusing their spouse.someone is signing
    divorce paper.someone killed themselves.right there.in that very second , all
    of that happend out there in the world .

  8. iLL-Legal Alien👽* iLL-Legal Alien👽*
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 10:43pm UTC
    Last year,
    I stopped at a flower shop to order flowers for my mother who lives 200 miles away. As I got out of my car I noticed a young girl sitting on the curb crying.
    I asked her whats wrong and she siad "I wanted to buy a red rose for my mother but I only have 25 cents and a rose costs 2 dollars."
    I smiled and told her I'd buy her a rose. After I bought her a rose and ordered my moms flowers, I offered the girl a ride home. She said "yes please! Can you take me to my mother?" She directed me to a cemetery where she placed the rose on a freshly dug grave.... I was in shock and after I drove the girl home I went back to the flower shop, canceled my order, picked up a bouquet and drove 200 miles to my mothers house at 9:30 at night....
    I'll always respect the number one woman in my life.

  9. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2013 7:23pm UTC
    Teacher: If you lose your textbook it's a $75 fine.
    Girl in my class: But you can, like, buy a shirt with that.
    Me: Well for $75 at Burlington I bought 3 shirts, 2 pairs of jeans, a dresser, 2 dogs, a cat, 4 houses, and Alex Pettyfer.
    Me: Now that's something to brag about.
    Me: Burlington, Brag about it.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 6:08pm UTC
    i think you're cute. i enjoy being around you. i like your
    smile, and i like they way you make me feel. the
    butterflies in my stomach are a reminder of how much
    i care. i feel like i could melt into your eyes. the way you
    look at me makes me the happiest girl alive. you have
    your flaws, as we all do. but i love them. i love your
    imperfections. they make you the exact person i want
    to be with

  12. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 10:56am UTC
    Yahoo! Answers
    Resolved Question
    Help, there is a stalker man that's following me home!?
    So two weeks ago I went to this party with my friends and we knew everyone there except this one guy. At first I thought it was just me that didn't know him, but i asked my friend and a couple other people throughout the night and they said they didnt know him either. Anyways, my friend dropped me off a little ways from my house. When i was walking to my house that night the guy from the party was like slowly walking behind me. I wasn't scared at first but then when I kept crossing streets he would follow me, and when I looked at him he was smiling all funny. Anyways, I ran home and locked my door super fast after that. I was scared as heck! Today the same thing happened! I haven't told anyone yet, but now I'm scared! What should i do?
    .......................................................................................................................................
    Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
    You should move that boookshelf out of the way of the window. It's blocking my view.
    format credit jimmy365

  13. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 4:05pm UTC
    Why are firetrucks red?
    There's four wheels in the front, and eight wheels in the back.
    Four plus eight is twelve.
    There's12 inches in a foot.
    A foot is a ruler.
    A ruler is Queen Elizabeth.
    Queen Elizabeth is a boat.
    A boat floats in the sea.
    There are fish in the sea.
    Fish have fins.
    The fins(Finnish) fought the Russians, and the Russians are red.
    That is why Fire trucks are red.
    Just thought that you guys should know this...


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. moll :)* moll :)*
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 12:25pm UTC
    Last night there was a home basketball game
    and a girl who used to go to my school was there. She moved last year. She still keeps in touch with everyone, though. Anyways, when we were all at the game, Andrew walked in. They were just good friends but they haven't seen each other in a while, ya know? Well she ran up to him and said "ANDREW!!!" with a huge smile and hugged him. When he saw her he did the same. Guys, the way he said her name....he loved her. I heard the happiness in his voice. He hugged her with a huge smile, too. She has a boyfriend already though but guys, I think he loved her.
    & I want that.

  16. abigaail abigaail
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 11:04am UTC
    My thoughts on valentine's day:
    40% Screw this crap
    25% This isnt even a real holiday...
    35% Forever alone
    5% Awwhh look at all the cute couples holding hands and stuff!

  17. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 10:12pm UTC
    I'll spread my wings,
    and I'll learn how to fly.
    I'll do what it takes
    'till I touch the sky.
    Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 1:35pm UTC
    sometimes i wish i could be one of my friens for a day,
    just to see how amazing it is to hang out with me.

  19. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 1:06pm UTC
    If kisses were snowflakes ❄
    ❄ ❄
    ❄ ❄
    ❄ ❄
    ❄ ❄ ❄
    I would send you a blizzard ☃

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 1:10pm UTC
    if someone says "you're one in a million,"
    they're telling you that there are 7,028 people just like you. how in the world is that a compliment?

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