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spottedleaf

1. spottedleaf
   posted a quote
   November 4, 2012 11:33pm UTC
   WHY I TURN ON THE T.V.
   5% to actually watch it
   95% as background noise to feel less lonely while on the internet
   
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2. spottedleaf
   posted a quote
   November 4, 2012 11:29pm UTC
   Google the word 'askew'
   Nice one, Google!
   
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3. spottedleaf
   posted a quote
   November 4, 2012 11:25pm UTC
   Why are there never any good side effects?
   I just wish that I could someday read a medication's label and see
   WARNING! SIDE EFFECTS MAY CAUSE EXTREME SEXINESS
   
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4. spottedleaf
   posted a quote
   November 4, 2012 9:14pm UTC
   I wrote 'swag' on a sticky note
   and stuck it on my lightswitch
   That way I can
   wake up everyday and
   turn my swag on
   
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5. spottedleaf
   posted a quote
   November 4, 2012 8:15pm UTC
   People think that I'm quiet because I'm shy
   Really, I've just been judging them from afar, and determining that they are all complete idiots
   
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6. spottedleaf
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   November 4, 2012 8:10pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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7. spottedleaf
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   November 4, 2012 8:05pm UTC
   THAT MOMENT
   WHEN YOU START TALKING
   TO YOURSELF
   AND YOU START
   SMILING LIKE AN IDIOT
   BECAUSE YOUR JUST THAT
   HILARIOUS
   
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8. spottedleaf
   posted a quote
   October 20, 2012 4:38pm UTC
   that ADRENALINE rush you get
   when you eat ice cream straight from the carton
   
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9. spottedleaf
   posted a quote
   September 18, 2012 6:26pm UTC
   the way to a man's heart is through food
   haha, just kidding
   that's the way to a woman's heart
   
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10. spottedleaf
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 6:16pm UTC
    some people come into our lives
    and leave a mark
    whether or not that mark is erased
    is up to you
    
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11. spottedleaf
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 6:07pm UTC
    i met you
    i loved you
    i miss you
    
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12. spottedleaf
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 1:34pm UTC
    what would it be like
    to sprout wings and take flight
    soaring up into the sky
    leaving all your troubles behind
    
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13. spottedleaf
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 1:30pm UTC
    how come
    all of the cute guys
    are either, taken, gay, or unavailible
    
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14. spottedleaf
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 1:27pm UTC
    i know i shouldn't
    but i do
    and i wish that you did too
    
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15. spottedleaf
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    September 16, 2012 1:25pm UTC
    personally, i prefer the natural look
    but if you're into the whole, anorexic stick figure, gang banged by Crayola
    that's cool too
    
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16. spottedleaf
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 1:19pm UTC
    when everything is quiet
    and the world itself, seems still
    i think to myself
    heck, my own family didn't even keep me
    so why on Earth, would you?
    
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17. spottedleaf
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 4:31pm UTC
    Love Is Like A Grape
    it may have a tough skin, but it is full of delicious juices
    
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18. spottedleaf
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2012 6:52pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    when you realise your night in shining armor
    is really just a douche bag in tin foil
    
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19. spottedleaf
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2012 6:03pm UTC
    Those Songs On The Radio That Are Curse Free
    but have really dirty meanings
    comment if you know which ones i mean ;)
    
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20. spottedleaf
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    Do you believe in love at first sight?
    Or do I need to walk by again?
    ;)
    
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