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  1. wdmbguard wdmbguard
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2014 7:49pm UTC
    Top 10 reasons to date a guard member
    10. We know how to keep people in line
    9. We continuously work on our technique
    8. We adore wearing tight clothing
    7. We do it on football fields and gym floors
    6. We’re used to poles of all sizes
    5. We strive for the perfect performance
    4. We work well with our hands
    3. We’re very flexible
    2. We always want to be on top
    1. We love making people scream and yell!

  2. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2014 6:28pm UTC
    Sorry for calling you a bitcccccch.
    I thought you already knew.

  3. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2014 6:32pm UTC
    ELLEN SHOULD WIN AN OSCAR FOR BEING ELLEN
    "AND THE OSCAR FOR THE BEST ELLEN DEGENERES GOES TO..... ELLEN DEGENERES'
    "AND THE OSCAR FOR BEST LEONARDO DECAPRIO GOES TO....ELLEN DEGENERES"

  4. Cianni:3* Cianni:3*
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2014 7:18am UTC
    So There Was This Spider On My Bed,
    I Started Screaming,
    Lillie Grabbed A Book and Started Hitting It,
    Lucky That Book Was A Bible,
    The Spider Dies Holy
    R.I.P
    -Rupert-
    An Honest Spider, He Died Too Young :c


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. KayleighJean KayleighJean
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2014 4:09pm UTC
    I have been on book strike
    ever since I read the ending of The Fault In Our Stars
    I haven't read in months, because I am forever sobbing over it

  8. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2014 6:27pm UTC
    f o r m a t | s k a t e r r u l e s 2 3
    So, I have an iPhone and it has one of those lifeproof cases, right? Well sometimes I take it into the shower so I can text
    people (Don't judge). So, my homescreen is of my boyfriend and I, and every time I have to unlock my phone to text, I legit
    have to like, keep my phone out of the shower, and cover myself with the curtain, cause I always think pictures can actually see
    me.... And I was in the shower.... So yeah. That's all...

  9. Erina_Krauth Erina_Krauth
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2014 4:34pm UTC
    Apologizing does not always
    mean you're wrong and the
    other person is right. It means
    you value your relationship
    more than your ego.

  10. Ayesha01 Ayesha01
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2014 7:03pm UTC
    Maybe Love is in New York City,
    already asleep.
    You are in California, Australia,
    wide awake.
    Maybe Love is always in the wrong timezone.
    Maybe Love is not ready for you.
    Maybe you are not ready for Love.
    Maybe Love just is not the marrying type.
    Maybe the next time you see Love is twenty years after the divorce.
    Love looks older now but just as beautiful as you remembered.
    Maybe Love is only there for a month.
    Maybe Love is there for every firework,
    every birthday party,
    every hospital visit.
    Maybe Love stays.
    Maybe Love can't.
    Maybe Love shouldn't.
    Love arrives exactly when Love is supposed to.
    And Love leaves exactly when Love must.
    When Love arrives,
    say, "Welcome, make yourself comfortable."
    If Love leaves,
    ask her to leave the door open behind her,
    turn off the music,
    listen to the quiet,
    whisper, "Thank you for stopping by."

  11. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2014 10:19pm UTC
    PLEASE, HELP. Don't just help, fix me.
    I'm BROKEN. Don't tell me I'll be ok, make me ok.
    Don't tell me I'll be happy someday, make me want to be happy.
    DON'T JUST WATCH ME, talk to me.
    DON'T JUST ASK, want to know.
    Please, whatever you do, don't make me tell you what I did, when you, weren't fixing me, making me happy, talking to me, and wanting to know.
    If I do tell you, you'll go away again. You'll get scared and run away from my problems. BELIEVE ME I'VE TRIED. Just help me..

  12. Make It Work 💋* Make It Work 💋*
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 10:33am UTC
    Please stay by my side til the day I die.

  13. Make It Work 💋* Make It Work 💋*
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 11:42am UTC
    Someone buy me a one way plane ticket to Alabama.

  14. Make It Work 💋* Make It Work 💋*
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 2:23pm UTC
    You're mine now.

  15. Yourbeautiful* Yourbeautiful*
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 6:10pm UTC
    Oh, you cut?
    You probably think this is going to be an essay of a quote telling you why you shouldn't self harm (cutting).
    Nope...
    Yes, I don't believe that it's something you should do to 'get rid of pain' although there are other ways and ways to help you to stop.
    Okay, whenever you feel like cutting, don't go and get your blade.
    Go and get a pen.
    Whenever you feel like hurting yourself at all, just get a pen.
    Even if you've never done it but you're thinking about cutting, just try this.
    Forget the whole...
    "Draw a butterfly/animal and when you cut you've killed that animal."
    Nah, this is straight to the point.
    ----------------------------------------------
    Here's what you've gotta do:
    Draw a line with that pen wherever you would cut,
    Everytime you feel like you want to make another cut,
    draw another line and so on.
    That's it.......It doesn't matter what it looks like.......Just a line.
    Keep doing it, even if your covered in pen marks.
    Then....If you can, count how many pen marks you drew
    That's how many time you didn't harm yourself.
    If you can make it through one day, do it again and again.
    If you don't think you can....
    Just take away one of the cuts you'd of made and draw a line.
    One by one.
    Just try it once.
    You can do this, I believe in you.

  16. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 2:07pm UTC
    want to
    know a seret?
    you are beautiful.
    Black, white, gay, straight, bisexual.
    whether you are smart or quiet or impossibly
    in love with your bestfriend, someone out there cherishes
    your smile and gets butterflies when you walk into a room.
    someone out there can't stop thinking about you.
    You are beautiful. Don't ever believe differently.

  17. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 2:12pm UTC
    If you google "zerg rush", google will eat
    the search page. try it (;

  18. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2013 2:03pm UTC
    the other
    day,
    I was at the drugstore picking up some makeup.
    a few guys were looking at some candy across the
    aisle. one of them kept looking over at me, then came
    up, and said "you should put that back, you really don't
    need it. I don't even know why girls wear makeup in the
    first place." guys like this give me so much hope.

  19. Twelvesgirl96 Twelvesgirl96
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 7:09pm UTC
    this is to bullys ,
    you should stop because you dont know what your doing but you are hurting people .
    and thats sad if you like doing it cause it not right you better stop because somday you
    will know how much you do. and you should not be a bully because your hurting someone and it bull
    one of my friends died from being bullyed i dont like it if your doin it . you might wanna stop it not right you
    may think it is but your not the one that lives with it are you i think if your a bully you should be in troblem for everything you
    have done! i dont care what anyone says if your a bully stop you huring someone everytime you do it and if there is anyone out there getting bullyed tell someone before it to late don't take your life because of them they anit worth it they mean thats all i am here for anyone thats getting bullyed. talk to me thats what i am here for i am here for anyone thats going tought bullying my best friend died from it and i dont want anyone else to its sad
    if your bullying stop you dont know what your doing

  20. Make It Work 💋* Make It Work 💋*
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 3:02pm UTC
    Pray for Rush<3 He needs this more than ANYTHING!
    i love you baby<3 xoxoxoxxxxx

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