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  1. wallenbee wallenbee
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 10:49am UTC
    I always think of the
    perfect thing to say,
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    right after the moments over.

  2. teenager_posts teenager_posts
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 9:36pm UTC
    TeenagerPost#104
    Texting a person in the same room, then staring at them until they get it and watching the expression on their face.
    nmq.nmf,

  3. NicoleFerrara NicoleFerrara
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 10:59am UTC
    Today, I herd the worst news of my life...
    My Dad is in the hospital, he is dying as I speak. I herd my Mom on the phone with the doctor. The doctor said my Dad's doing really bad, and he might not make it through. There is nothing I can do but hope he will be okay. My Dad might not be the best Dad in the world, but he's still my Dad and I love him so much. I just dont want my Dad to die when I'm this young. Please favorite if you have a heart and you hope he will make it through too.
    I love you Daddy, you'll be okay <3

  4. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 12:30pm UTC
    I'm That Girl
    who's always there for everyone even though no one is ever there for me

  5. deexoxo16 deexoxo16
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 9:24pm UTC
    is it snowing?
    i dont know, check facebook!

  6. jtcozzy jtcozzy
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 10:59pm UTC
    Dear education,
    Why am I getting an A+ in Spanish
    and a D in English?
    Sincerely, confused.

  7. Just_Someonex Just_Someonex
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 5:28pm UTC
    When did I get so --->
    pathetic?

  8. buddyjr0000 buddyjr0000
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2012 11:03pm UTC
    how many times do you need to get hurt until you find the one.

  9. jazziipooluvsyhu jazziipooluvsyhu
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2012 11:03pm UTC
    I actually enjoy the Detox Weekend. Now people don't get judged on what the quote looks like. Its just like racial profiling when the quotes are only favorited for WHO made them and WHAT they look like. <3

  10. samkluver56 samkluver56
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2012 11:04pm UTC
    I think its secretly everyones dream to get a top quote.

  11. muhkenzay muhkenzay
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2012 11:04pm UTC
    You
    serve as a constant reminder of why I will never be good enough.

  12. emilyandthatsall emilyandthatsall
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2012 11:04pm UTC
    The day my smile drops, and you look at my scars..
    Will you then realize how much pain you caused me?
    Or will you still, Not care.

  13. chocolate_monsterx3 chocolate_monsterx3
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    This is totally going to be a top quote!
    5
    Close enough...

  14. Formatte Formatte happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2010 12:21pm UTC
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  15. summer_sun_love summer_sun_love
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    I'm gonna go on a diet
    i'll start tomorrow
    Tomorrow
    ok i give up

  16. cvnt* cvnt*
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 12:12am UTC
    If only you knew.
    If only you knew what goes on in my head. What vile, scary, angry, hate-filled thoughts come into my head. If only you knew that every day, I put up with fighting, yelling, bitter nights and pure resentment. If only you knew that I hate my family. That I like when they're gone and I'm home alone, because I finally get a break from the hell they create. If only you knew I feel like a monster. I wish I was normal. I need help. If only you knew that what's worse for me than the fighting, is the ignoring. I'm never listened to. I have to scream to be heard, and even then, sometimes it doesn't work. If only you knew that I'm alone, unhappy, crazy and sullen. If only you knew that my smile is only here when I'm at school. I hide behind it to keep people from figuring out how much is wrong with me. If only you knew that I'm made fun of day-in and day-out. That even when my friends do it, it kills me. If only you knew that I really need extreme help. If only you knew that I want to tell someone, but I can't. I can't tell anyone. Nobody listens. Nobody cares. I am minute, hated, invisible and a waste. Maybe people do know, though. They just don't care, and like that I suffer. If only you knew my family, friends and everyone else's words made me contemplate suicide. If only you knew that I'll never like myself. If only you knew that I'm only living for two people. If only you knew that the only two important people in my life are far away. If only you knew that the reason I'm so drawn into things like books, writing, music, fandoms and school is because it's all that's ever been there for me. People never have been. I depend on those things to keep me happy, sane, and able to survive another day. If only you knew how chaotic I am, my life is, everything about me is, how paranoid I am.
    IF ONLY YOU KNEW ME.

  17. GraceElizabeth GraceElizabeth
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2011 11:02pm UTC
    funny things to do while driving through McDonalds :)
    *Say "Amen" after you say your order.
    * Order a large cheese pizza.
    *Tell the order taker a rival fast food place is down the street and you're going with the lowest bidder.
    * When you take your order say "surprise me!"
    *Answer their questions with questions.
    * Sing your order.
    * Spell out your order.
    *Talk about your social life.
    *Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up.
    *Change your accent every three seconds.
    *After ordering say "and once your done throw it out and do it again cuz you won't get it right the first time!"
    *Ask to rent a burger.
    *Ask if there is a warrantee on your meal.
    *Order with the radio turned up at full blast.
    *Ask if you get to keep the bag. When they say "yes" start crying with happiness and call your whole family to tell them the big news.
    *Tell them to double-check to make sure your buger is, in fact, dead.
    *Imitate the order taker's voice.
    *Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
    *Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this meal.
    *Order just one fry.
    *Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say "Where was I? Who are you?"
    *Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
    *Take a picture of the person at the window.
    *Hand the person at the window a box of pizza and say, "that will be $7.95"
    *Wonder aloud if you should trim those nose hairs.
    *Ask if the burger is organically grown.
    *State your order and say, "that's as far as this relationship is going to get".
    *Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a burger." Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your burger.
    *Tell them to take the first bite.
    *When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?"
    *When you're given the price, say "Ooooooo, that sounds complicated. I hate math."
    *Bargain with the price.
    *When they say "Will that be all?", snicker and say "We'll find out, won't we?"
    *Wear a detective suit and pass the person at the window a breifcase and then drive off.
    *Ask if the burger has had it's shots.
    *Don't say a word. Just stare.

  18. immamazzin immamazzin
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2011 11:05pm UTC
    fave if;
    when you were younger
    you would put your face close to your fan to say
    Luke, I amyourfather.
    modified quote: tdslove

  19. just_dont_understand just_dont_understand
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2011 9:05pm UTC
    I hate it when
    the dentist keeps talking to you when he knows all you can do is grunt back at him

  20. just_dont_understand just_dont_understand
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2011 9:12pm UTC
    LIKE IF...
    you say WED-NES-DAY in your head
    while spelling out the word wednesday.
    *i hope I'm not the only one*

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