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sparklesluver

1. sparklesluver
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   September 4, 2012 7:56pm UTC
   anyone remember the show "saved by the bell"?
   
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2. sparklesluver
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   September 4, 2012 12:58pm UTC
   When I wake up in the morning
   And the 'larm gives out a warning I don't think I'll ever make it on time
   By the time I grab my books
   And I give myself a look I'm at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by It's alright 'cause I'm saved by the bell If the teacher pops a test I know I'm in a mess
   And my dog ate all my homework last nite Riding low in my chair She won't know that I'm there If I can hand it in tomorrow, it'll be all right It's alright 'cause I'm saved by the bell It's alright 'cause I'm saved by the bell It's alright 'cause I'm saved by the It's alright 'cause I'm saved by the It's alright 'cause I'm saved by the bell
   
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3. sparklesluver
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   August 22, 2012 11:04am UTC
   dad: u know highschool isent anything like high school musical right?
   me: :/
   
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4. sparklesluver
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   August 17, 2012 2:34pm UTC
   people are saying now that i carlys ganna end their childhood is to well my childhood endend when drake and josh did
   
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5. sparklesluver
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   August 4, 2012 10:28pm UTC
   alot of people remember Drake Bell in Drake in Josh, but i remember him in The Amanda Show.
   
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6. sparklesluver
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   July 30, 2012 10:51am UTC
   What time is it?
   Time to go on
   witty!!!!
   
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7. sparklesluver
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   July 22, 2012 10:23am UTC
   when ever I'm in the mall i always run into a Mannequin and say sorry
   
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8. sparklesluver
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   July 19, 2012 9:20pm UTC
   having scars is just a reason to show other people your dangerous
   
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9. sparklesluver
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   July 16, 2012 9:11pm UTC
   Why do potatoes make good detectives?
   Because they keep their eyes peeled.
   
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10. sparklesluver
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    July 16, 2012 3:43pm UTC
    You know you`re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
    
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11. sparklesluver
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    July 16, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    Energizer Bunny was arrested, charged with battery
    
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12. sparklesluver
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    July 16, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid
    
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13. sparklesluver
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    July 16, 2012 2:59pm UTC
    If Google dies...
    my education dies..
    
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14. sparklesluver
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    July 12, 2012 10:31am UTC
    Disney Quotes 4
    “The only way to fix a friendship is to try.” -Winnie the Pooh
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15. sparklesluver
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    July 11, 2012 11:07am UTC
    I don't know Victoria Justice as Tori Vega. I know her as Lola from zoey101.
    anyone else?
    
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16. sparklesluver
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    July 11, 2012 10:51am UTC
    Disney Quotes 3
    "A dream is a wish your heart makes." - Cinderella, from Cinderella
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17. sparklesluver
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    July 11, 2012 10:49am UTC
    Disney Quotes 2
    “All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them.” -Walt Disney
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18. sparklesluver
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    July 11, 2012 10:46am UTC
    Disney Quotes 1
    “If ever there is tomorrow when we’re not together…there is something you must always remember. You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. But the most important thing is, even if we’re apart…I’ll always be with you.” -Winnie the Pooh
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19. sparklesluver
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    July 11, 2012 10:39am UTC
    what if a guy named Mike saw Magic Mike
    
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20. sparklesluver
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    July 9, 2012 2:40pm UTC
    >>> hitting your
    best friend in the face
    because it's hilarious.
    
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