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July 8, 2014 9:50pm UTC

When you said your last goodbye
I died a little bit inside
I lay in tears in bed all night
Alone without you by my side

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*crybaby*
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May 28, 2014 3:46am UTC

never ask white people what their ethnicity is unless you want
to hear a list of every european country and meaningless fractions

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mads*
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May 14, 2014 4:51pm UTC

do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned?

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Amenah
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May 14, 2014 2:27pm UTC

"You deal with your pain in extremes"

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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spence*
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April 18, 2014 2:03pm UTC

*texts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*

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spence*
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April 18, 2014 2:06pm UTC

My mom 0.000052736 seconds after I open the fridge: Don't hold the fridge open so long

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Vinita*
posted a quote
April 18, 2014 7:17pm UTC

Me when I have a zit:
Conceal don't feel
Don't let them know. . .

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Dudu*
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April 24, 2014 4:41am UTC

"It’s strange how your childhood sort of feels like forever. Then suddenly you’re sixteen and the world becomes an hourglass and you’re watching the sand pile up at the wrong end. And you’re thinking of how when you were just a kid, your heartbeat was like a kick drum at a rock show, and now it’s just a time bomb ticking out. And it’s sad. And you want to forget about dying. But mostly you just want to forget about saying goodbye."

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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
posted a quote
April 23, 2014 5:40pm UTC

Today,
my teacher called my boyfriend
"the kid with the brown hair
and the nice smile"
because he couldn't remember
his name.

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
March 24, 2014 10:52pm UTC

Sometimes life is like Jenga
You keep on building up and getting stronger
And your self esteem keeps on getting higher
And then someday something happens
Or someone messes with it
Or it can't balance
And it just comes tumbling down

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capsized*
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March 24, 2014 11:05pm UTC

i’m not attractive naturally i’m just decent looking at the right angle in the right light with the right makeup once in a while on a good day

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
March 24, 2014 11:21pm UTC

If I'm talking non-stop to you
It means I'm truly comfortable with you

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
March 24, 2014 11:38pm UTC

When you press the wrong button on the computer
And you just freak out and get mad at the computer

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flyingbacon7
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March 24, 2014 11:26pm UTC

I have gained a lot of respect for some people
This last year
But I have also
Lost some respect for people

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ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
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March 20, 2014 5:48pm UTC

Click here and type the words you could never say.

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iLL-Legal Alien👽*
posted a quote
March 3, 2014 4:36pm UTC

Don't be stressing a girls weight..
Guys these days want a girl with a "super hot body" ;
When they dont look good themselves, looking
like no type of hottie.
Beautiful people everywhere & they're all around me.
Guys stay stressing a girls weight when they're looking
all scrawny.
Why should feelings get hurt? God made them in a beautiful
way.
Why so quick to criticize? ; Always picking on their weight.
No a$s, no b0obs ; it that what you aim?
Not every girl has what ya'll want ; so don't bring tears down their
face.
Man the f-ck up! Personality counts too.
You'll be surprised how quickly a girl can make you fall
in-love without having an a$s or b0obs.
We speak before we think, go ahead and step in their shoes.
How would you like being called "too fat" or "too ugly"
when the girl you like
is saying that to YOU?

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
March 5, 2014 5:28pm UTC

I wish there was a
Sarcasm font
So people knew in texts
When I was joking

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BravoSierra
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March 3, 2014 3:44pm UTC

My friends do this really cute thing where they ignore me unless they need something.
aw, they're so cute

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