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lithium*
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June 29, 2013 5:30pm UTC

IF EVERYONE BECAME HOTTER EVERY TIME THEY WERE A GOOD PERSON AND BECAME UGLY WHEN THEY DID HORRIBLE STUFF OH MY GOD

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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LandonIsWitty
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June 28, 2013 8:20am UTC

Toilet at a normal time: whooooosh
Toilet at some ungodly time in the middle of the night: WHOOSH NIAGARA F//CKING FALLS WHOOSH WHOOSH MOTHAF//CKA

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LandonIsWitty
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June 28, 2013 9:29am UTC

Me: *says sarcastic things*
Me: *never leaves room*
Me: *refuses to talk to people*
Me: *eats 24/7*
Me: *wonders why i dont have friends*

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MyWittyProfile
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June 28, 2013 4:27pm UTC

your true character
{ I S S H O W E D, } ♥ WHEN NO ONE IS WATCHING

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Skimrande
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 7:11pm UTC

Adult: What's wrong?
Me: I have three tests to study for and a five page report due tomorrow and I don't think I have enough time for all of it.
Adult: Oh, that's nothing. Just wait until you're an adult and you have to work two full time jobs just to make ends meet.
Adult: What's wrong?
Me: I feel like I have a really hard time talking to people.
Adult: Oh, well, you better get over that or you'll never make it as adult. What are you going to do when you have a job interview?
Adult: What's wrong?
Me: I just feel really stressed out right now.
Adult: Oh, well, wait until you get into the real world and experience adult problems and then you can talk about stress.
Me: You aren't helping.
Adult: Well, when you grow up you'll find out that the world isn't going to help you.
Me: I hope you get trampled by a mob of anxious teenagers.

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LeedleLeedleLeedlexP
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June 26, 2013 11:18pm UTC

One day my patience will run out and I will punch you in the face very hard.

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lithium*
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June 27, 2013 12:00pm UTC

ok but before you unfollow me we gotta do a duet of ‘gotta go my own way’ sorry I don't make the rules

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Hale_Storm18
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June 27, 2013 2:31pm UTC

Me: *arranges candy by color & flavor*
Me: *arranges books in alphabetical order by the author's last name*
Me: *has all files on my computer in alphabetical order*
Me: *has shirts arranged by color and fabric*
Me: *has pants arranged by fabric*
Me: I don't have a problem.

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dolph*
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 4:11pm UTC

I will never understand the logic of screaming as loud as possible at a concert
like wow you finally get to see them live in concert let’s make sure no one hears them at all

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dontsellyourselfshort
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June 26, 2013 9:04pm UTC

Open your mouth only if what you are going to say is more beautiful than the silence.

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Cammie
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June 27, 2013 2:47pm UTC

me: I'm going to stand outside.
friend: ok
me: if anyone asks, i'm outstanding
us: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

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dolph*
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June 27, 2013 3:03pm UTC

2 year old kid: *runs*
Family: LOOKS LIKE HE'S GOING TO BE AN ATHLETE

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dolph*
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 12:52pm UTC

I was at the end of a school dance 8th grade and about halfway through this guy that I
thought hated me came up and said "I really like you" and I didn't know what to say so
I just smiled and nodded and walked backwards while doing jazz hands and then that
night I went home and cried so yeah that's pretty much it

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Cammie
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 2:03pm UTC

*in target shopping with my mom*
me: *sees an annoying popular friend from my school with her friend*
me: oh god.
me: mom let's go the other way
mom: why
mom: there is someone from school here
mom: *yells* REALLY?! WHERE!? GO UP AND SAY HI! COME ON I'LL COME WITH YOU.
me: NO! Shut up no
mom: *yells louder* EXCUSE ME? DID YOU JUST SAY SHUT UP? YOU DO NOT SAY THAT TO DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
me: ok ok okok okok sorry
*still standing in the same spot we were before*
mom: wait i need to find my credit card *stands there to find her target card*
me: *pretending to text while really on witty so just in case she sees me she'll think i have real friends that i talk to*
mom: let's go.
me: yay!
mom:
me:
mom:
me:
mom: i don't know why you could have said hi to her.
me: you just don't understand me

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 10:54am UTC

When someone hates youfor no reasonSlap them on face..and they will hate you for areason.

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Rajsonkar
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June 27, 2013 12:15am UTC

Chess says everything about men and women. The king can take only one step at a time while queen can do whatever she feels like

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converse97
posted a quote
June 26, 2013 8:23pm UTC

*girls on witty*
girl 1: *states opinion*
girl 2: i disagree.
girl 1: i am leaving this website because of all the hate

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Cammie
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 12:47pm UTC

normal person: -sings lyrics
me: -sings lyrics
-sings backup vocals
-sings guitar riffs
-plays air drum the entire song
-head-bangs

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IfILoseMyself
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June 15, 2013 5:22pm UTC

Me: Hi table for two?
Waiter: Okay if you and your laptop want to follow me.

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