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sophsoph24

1. sophsoph24
   posted a quote
   August 14, 2012 8:34pm UTC
   Heres to the girls,
   that can put mascara on without opening their mouths
   
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2. sophsoph24
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   July 15, 2012 11:09pm UTC
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3. sophsoph24
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   July 15, 2012 3:26am UTC
   I want to have a movie marathon of all of my favorite movies as a kid <3
   
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4. sophsoph24
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   July 14, 2012 8:07pm UTC
   The #1 most asked question to high school students
   "where do you want to go to college/ what do you want to do when your older?
   
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5. sophsoph24
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   July 7, 2012 7:33pm UTC
   So today was my grandpa's funeral, everyone was telling me how sad they were for my family because we had lost him, but to be honest we lost him a long time ago to a disease called Alzheimer's...
   
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6. sophsoph24
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   July 6, 2012 2:29pm UTC
   *Victoria's Secret commercial comes on*
   Me: Um are they trying to make the entire female population feel like sh*t?!?
   
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7. sophsoph24
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   July 5, 2012 9:35pm UTC
   That awkward moment
   when everybody on witty talks about how great guy friends are and you don't have any...
   
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8. sophsoph24
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   July 5, 2012 1:43am UTC
   *looking through fashion magazine*
   me: f*ck this sh*t
   
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9. sophsoph24
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   June 28, 2012 2:39am UTC
   Person: Try walking a mile in my shoes and then see what its like okay?
   Me: Ew no ur shoes smell like sh*t
   
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10. sophsoph24
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    June 25, 2012 12:27am UTC
    I've always wanted to be someone that doesn't let setbacks hold them back, but I'm just not.
    
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11. sophsoph24
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    June 23, 2012 2:38am UTC
    Those songs
    That you just cant resist dancing to
    
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12. sophsoph24
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    June 19, 2012 11:02pm UTC
    Every time I turn on the radio,
    I hear that Adam Levine is at a pay phone. I would think by now that someone would have offered him a ride.
    nmq - Noah Norris
    
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13. sophsoph24
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    June 19, 2012 10:55pm UTC
    Taylor Swift: "Cause when your fifteen and somebody tells you they love you, your gonna believe them"
    Me: Ya right I cant even get a guy to look at me
    
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14. sophsoph24
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    June 7, 2012 12:18am UTC
    Normal Girls: I hate it when guys hug me after they work out because they're all sweaty
    Me: I hate it when my cat jumps on me after she goes outside because her paws are dirty
    
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15. sophsoph24
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    June 3, 2012 11:45pm UTC
    I won't date a guy
    That can't make me laugh
    
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16. sophsoph24
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    May 31, 2012 4:09pm UTC
    Did you know if you pretend to shake a salt shaker on your tongue, you can actually taste the salt?
    
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17. sophsoph24
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    May 23, 2012 11:55pm UTC
    Pouring out your emotions to someone,
    And all you get in response is,
    "That sucks."
    
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18. sophsoph24
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    May 21, 2012 9:36pm UTC
    And we all have
    Those annoying kids in our language classes who think they have really good accents
    
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19. sophsoph24
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    May 11, 2012 8:49pm UTC
    Katniss will become Fatniss
    If she eats to much of Peeta's bread.
    
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20. sophsoph24
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 5:27pm UTC
    Rules of food:
    If its mine,
    you can't have it.
    If its yours,
    you must share.
    
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